Upon hearing this, Kakashi was unconvinced and retorted sarcastically:
"Only those at the bottom of the class disdain knowledge."
"And roses are for lovers, especially red roses, for those who are completely clueless about knowledge."
Upon hearing such aggressive language, Obito jumped up and pointed at Kakashi, saying:
"Shut up! You idiot Kakashi!!"
"Alright, you two, when are you going to stop bickering all day?" Yu Tian said helplessly.
"Shut up too, you bastard Haneda!"
"I..." Yu Tian wisely shut her mouth, pondering whether to send a book or flowers.
Not far away, Minato and Kushina walked over together.
Listening to Obito's explanation of the symbolism of giving roses at weddings, Minato smiled and said:
Are you discussing what gift to give as a wedding present?
“Yes, Minato-sensei, Haneda is considering what would be a suitable gift,” Obito said.
Upon hearing that Haneda planned to send a congratulatory gift, Kushina thought of her best friend Mikoto's wedding to Fugaku at the end of this month and said with a smile:
"You're preparing a congratulatory gift too, Haneda?"
"I'm still thinking about what to give as a gift. I'm thinking of giving a book, but I also think flowers would be more appropriate," Yu Tian said.
Upon hearing this, Minato smiled and said:
"Just give me something you like, or something the other person likes. The most important thing is the thought behind it."
"Minato is right. I was planning to give Mikoto a nice mirror. Girls love to look pretty, haha."
Kushina chimed in.
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"How about we give you a pink barbell instead? Let's call it the Couple Barbell, no, the Husband and Wife Barbell."
Dai and his son Kai came over and made the suggestion.
"Barbell?"
Haneda felt a pang of unease when he thought about how his older brother Fugaku and older sister Mikoto didn't engage in human reproduction but instead exercised their bodies in bed.
But it seems Fugaku can't do that kind of thing right now, Itachi's still in her belly...
Haneda shook his head and said, "Let's use the barbell for physical exercise."
Minato also felt that handing over the barbell was a bit odd, and smiled slightly:
"I've heard that the Uchiha are skilled in swordsmanship. You could give them a chakra sword that has been meticulously crafted in the Land of Craftsmen. Kunai and shuriken would also be fine."
arms?
This seems like a good idea...
Haneda recalled the warlike genes hidden in his bloodline and couldn't help but think that his older brother Fugaku was probably also a person who liked fighting.
They're all ninjas, so giving them a weapon is perfectly acceptable.
However, he felt that with Fugaku's genjutsu and fire-style techniques, giving him weapons would probably be of little use.
Suddenly, Haneda had a flash of inspiration. If he really had to say what Fugaku lacked...
Um, the art of strategy, tactics, and language.
With this in mind, Haneda made up his mind.
If you're missing something, giving a book is the perfect gift!
It's best to read books that discuss politics, so you won't be fooled by your son or the third generation later!
But giving this kind of book as a gift just feels a bit off...
Haneda noticed that Minato and Kushina had already brought out the vegetables and meat they were going to grill for their camping trip.
At this moment, Sakumo and Kakashi also brought firewood.
Haneda shook his head and smiled at Sakumo and Kakashi:
"How about I perform the fire-breathing act?"
Despite saying that, Haneda had already formed hand seals and spat out a fireball to light the campfire.
"You bastard Haneda, how dare you steal my job?!"
Just as Obito was about to show off his Fire Release techniques and impress others, Haneda had already set everything ablaze.
At that moment, Rin walked over from a distance and called out to Obito:
"Everyone's watching, so let's stop arguing, Obito."
"Okay, Lin-chan."
Obito's slightly angry expression softened instantly, and he smiled and assured Rin.
"How can you change your expression so quickly, oh my god?" Haneda asked, feigning surprise.
"I'm too lazy to care about you."
Obito turned his head and met Minato's smile, then said,
"Minato-sensei, everyone's here, let's begin."
Among Haneda and the others, only Minato and Kushina were the most skilled in cooking, so the task of cooking fell to the couple.
Once the barbecue was finished and a large skewer of meat, along with drinks and alcohol, were served, the only genin, Obito, picked up his juice and said:
"Haneda, although you can be a jerk at times, you're still a good person. Congratulations on becoming a Chunin."
“Okay, I don’t admit to being a jerk, but I’ll accept your congratulations,” Haneda said.
Obito then looked at Kakashi and forced a smile:
"Kakashi, I won't call you an idiot today. Anyway, congratulations."
"Thanks for showing mercy, you last-minute loser," Kakashi said with his dead fish eyes.
"Shut up, you idiot Kakashi!!"
As soon as Obito said this, everyone laughed, and a joyful atmosphere filled the air.
Seeing this, Obito ignored Kakashi and said to Guy:
"You watermelon-headed guy have no sportsmanship, all you do is sneak attacks! But sneak attacks are a skill, I acknowledge that!"
"Next time, I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Yoshi, thanks for the encouragement, Runtu!" Kai gave Obito a thumbs up, showing off his bright teeth.
"Last time! I'll say it one last time! My name is Uchiha Obito! Obito Chiha! Stinky Watermelon Head!!"
Seeing that Obito was about to argue with Guy about names again, Rin helplessly tugged at Obito's sleeve and said:
"Alright, Obito, it's my turn last."
As expected, Obito's expression changed instantly, and he smiled and said, "Okay, Rin-chan!"
"Congratulations to the most beautiful girl in the world, Nohara Rin, on becoming a Chunin on this special day."
Obito said affectionately, "All that's missing is a cherry blossom tree and a bunch of red roses to confess my love."
But Rin simply thanked Obito as if they were normal friends.
For a moment, Obito was trapped in the Infinite Tsukuyomi, and it took him a few seconds to recover.
He shouted at Haneda and the other three:
"Although you are all ahead of me for now, I, Obito Uchiha, will definitely become a Chunin next year!"
"I hope so, Oh Bitto."
"Without Haneda, the bottom-ranked student wouldn't pass the written exam."
"Your youth was quite wonderful too, Runtu."
"I will always be watching over you, Obito."
…………
(PS: Kakashi can cook fish, and Obito says it smells delicious. But since Sakumo didn't die, his cooking skills were sealed.)
(PS: It's easy to tell which of the four people said it, so I won't write their names.)
The next day, early morning.
Haneda got up early, glanced at Obito who was still fast asleep, and quietly left the room.
Last night, Obito insisted on drinking, but he couldn't hold his liquor, so Haneda had to carry him back from the third training ground.
Haneda walked down the stairs and saw his grandmother bringing out the breakfast she had prepared from the kitchen.
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