Superman's End Manual
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"Brother, can you at least say something? Why have you been playing dead since just now? Do you not want to acknowledge me as your sister anymore?"
Ke Mingye was pretending to be dead, not daring to utter a single word from beginning to end.
Then Bai Zini hugged him from behind, and he immediately felt dizzy and almost fainted on the sofa.
Realizing what was happening, he quickly shifted his shoulder forward, pulling away from her embrace, and said impatiently, "I'm playing a game, can you please not touch me? I've been stuck on this level for ages."
Despite appearing calm and collected, Ke Mingye was actually praying fervently in his heart.
"Amitabha! Buddha has appeared! Demons and monsters, leave quickly! Demons and monsters, leave quickly! Demons and monsters, leave quickly!"
My sister asked for my monthly votes!!
(End of this chapter)
Chapter 68 Bai Zini's Brain Imaging Family Party! (Part 3)
"It's amazing, I was actually thinking about this scene just now."
Bai Qiuwu took off her helmet, lowered her clear eyes, and quietly looked at the display screen on the back of the brain imaging helmet.
The image printed above shows rings of fireworks blooming in the sky above the city, illuminating the night sky with their beautiful light.
Bai Zini picked up the helmet, operated it, and brought up the image read from Bai Qiuwu's visual processing area. She was relieved to see that there were no rows of icons in the upper right corner of the field of vision.
Ke Youqing stood behind her, smoking a cigarette while observing the images on the screen.
"Alright, now that I've had my fun, can I go back and rest?" Bai Qiuwu turned to Bai Zini and asked.
"Go on, sister, I love you," Bai Zini said without looking up.
Okay, my older sister isn't a player either, so it seems like only my older brother hasn't tried it yet. Thinking this, she shifted her gaze, searching for Ke Yinzhi's figure in the living room.
At this moment, Ke Yinzhi was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed, reading a book with his eyes lowered. He rested one arm on the back of the sofa, his fingers gently tapping the back of the sofa.
This is suspicious, no, extremely suspicious!
With that thought in mind, Bai Zini put her hands behind her back, held the helmet, and walked closer to Ke Yinzhi. Then she whispered, "Old brother, I command you to try this helmet on too!"
"Why 'Old Brother'?" Ke Yinzhi asked, puzzled.
Bai Zini explained, "Since Third Brother is the eldest brother, Second Brother is the 'oldest brother,' then when it comes to you, eldest brother, you're the 'oldest brother,' isn't that right?"
"Then what else can I say? You have the highest status in the family." Ke Yinzhi laughed.
"If you don't know what to say, then don't say anything! After putting on the helmet, try to imagine something, just imagine anything."
As Bai Zini spoke, she moved closer and forcefully put the helmet on Ke Yinzhi's head, leaving him no room for resistance.
Ke Yinzhi shrugged helplessly: "Hey, Xiao Ni, can you not be so rough? It's like the police are handcuffing a criminal. Do you think I'm going to run away?"
"These are handcuffs, don't move!"
"Okay, okay, I surrender."
Ke Yinzhi raised his hands and closed his eyes as he spoke, "Has it begun?"
"Yes, if you can't think of anything, let me give you an example. Hmm... I remember the last time at the movie theater, the staff member gave an example like this..."
Bai Zini paused, then lowered her voice: "When you hear the word 'player,' what comes to mind?"
Ke Mingye picked up the cup from the table, took a small sip, and almost spat out the water he had just drunk when he heard Bai Zini's words.
"Wow, the tables have turned now. Last time, Big Brother schemed against you, and this time it's your turn to scheme against Big Brother, huh... As expected of our magical girl Ash, you did what I dared not do with ease."
He sighed inwardly.
Although Bai Zini didn't even know the identity of one of the eight family members, Ke Mingye still silently gave her a thumbs up in his heart. There aren't many people in the world who can put a brain imaging helmet on the Black Judge. Little sister, you should be proud of this in the future!
At this moment, Ke Youqing, who was standing behind the two, frowned.
Hearing the word 'player' from Bai Zini confirmed that the cinema employee was indeed from the Bureau of Abnormal Control.
But why would people from the Bureau of Abnormal Control appear in a movie theater? Was it to randomly select a group of ordinary people to test the safety of the brain imaging helmet?
This is too much of a coincidence; it actually found its way to my child. Sure enough... I have to go and ask them.
Thinking this, he took a soft puff of smoke.
"Are you ready?"
As Ke Yinzhi spoke, he opened his eyes from inside his helmet.
"All right."
Bai Zini picked up the helmet, and the image on the screen was a blood-red sky with a desolate cemetery below, and black crows circling above the cross.
"Wow, old man, the scene you imagined is quite stylish."
Bai Zini sighed, then turned the screen towards Ke Yinzhi and Ke Xiaomo, letting them see it, and casually made a sarcastic remark to Ke Xiaomo:
"The scenes imagined by our old brother are the most boring, such as towering mountains and clear waters, gentle clouds and light breezes, like scenes an old man would imagine."
"Isn't it good to have beautiful mountains and rivers? Young people should see more scenery and cultivate their character."
Ke Xiaomo crossed her arms and spoke expressionlessly.
"Instead of that, could you please stop calling me 'old brother'?"
Ke Yinzhi glanced at the video casually, then looked up and asked with a smile.
“I don’t want to hear the term ‘older brother’ anymore,” Ke Xiaomo agreed.
Bai Zini hugged the brain imaging helmet to her chest and said in a serious tone, "Okay, big brother, second brother, thank you for your cooperation. I am very, very satisfied!"
She paused for a moment, then said, "So, this 'brain imaging party' is now over. Everyone can leave now."
"You're such a drama queen," Ke Mingye couldn't help but say from the sofa.
"What's it to you? You're just a gamer, heartless!"
As Bai Zini turned her face away and spoke coldly, she walked behind him, picked up the helmet, and was about to put it on his head.
Seriously? What is she going to do coming over here? Is she really going to put that thing on my head?
Ke Mingye appeared to be playing a game with the controller, but his gaze was actually fixed on the reflection in the television screen. For a moment, his eyes felt like they were about to pop out of their sockets, and cold sweat poured down his face.
He was about to get up to go to the bathroom to make an excuse when thankfully his great father spoke up: "Xiao Ni, stop fooling around. Once you're done playing with this, quickly return it to your friend."
As he spoke, Ke Youqing stubbed out his cigarette and tossed it into the trash can, continuing, "It looks quite expensive; we can't afford to pay for it if we lose it."
Bai Zini turned her face away and said emphatically, "Pah, pah, pah! If I can't afford to pay, then I'll just find a contract beast and make a contract with it, then I can become a magical girl and debut, and collect a salary from the alliance every month, right?"
"Please, how come you don't even know common sense?"
Ke Mingye couldn't stand it anymore and complained while playing the game: "Unless the contracted beast takes the initiative to sign a contract with you, there is no chance at all. Every year, there are countless girls who take the initiative to seek out the contracted beasts serving the temple, wanting to sign a contract with them. Everyone wants to become a magical girl, but first you have to have the qualifications. Qualification, you understand?"
Bai Zini looked unconvinced: "Does that mean I don't have the talent? I think I can become a very strong magical girl too, it's just that no contracted beast has taken a liking to me yet."
Just as Ke Mingye was about to speak, Ke Xiaomo spoke in his place, asking calmly, "Xiao Ni, do you know how many magical girls die every year around the world?"
"How many?"
Before Ke Xiaomo could speak, Ke Yinzhi took a sip of tea and spoke slowly and deliberately.
“Every year, nearly a hundred magical girls die. Don’t be fooled by their glamorous appearances on TV. You can’t imagine how inhumanely they are tortured if they are caught by criminals.”
Bai Zini glanced at the three of them, her anger rising. "Fine, fine, you three, are ganging up on me, aren't you? I'm not playing with you anymore."
As she spoke, she put the brain imaging helmet into her backpack, got up and quickly walked upstairs, leaving behind only an angry back view.
"I'm going to sleep. You guys are so amazing... why don't you become magical girls then!"
As her muttering ended, her figure disappeared into the shadows at the stairwell.
Catching a glimpse of this scene out of the corner of his eye, Ke Mingye finally breathed a sigh of relief, his tense nerves finally released.
"If they pull this every day, wouldn't that be a nightmare..."
He rubbed his Tianming acupoint, thinking to himself that this afternoon had been too agonizing, each second feeling like an eternity.
Ke Yinzhi glanced at her phone and said, "Mom said she's not coming home to cook tonight and wants us to eat out. It's almost six o'clock, should we leave now?"
“Okay, then I’ll go call Xiao Ni and Qiu Wu down.” Ke Xiaomo said, getting up and heading upstairs.
"Where are you three? Have you had enough fun?"
Ke Yinzhi put away her phone, smiled and looked at the three people on the sofa, then glanced at the TV where they were playing "Overcooked 2".
Ke Mingye yawned, put the game controller on the sofa, and turned to Bai Ziling and Ke Yongzhu next to him, saying, "I'm tired of playing, let's go eat."
Ke Yongzhu glanced at him sideways: "You're a total jerk. I can't carry you at all. Even a pig can play better than you."
"Yes."
Bai Ziling nodded slightly in agreement, her pale white hair swaying gently on her forehead.
"You guys are so domineering! What kind of Darwinian player are you? You can't even play the game badly, can you?"
Ke Mingye slumped on the sofa, pursed his lips, and thought to himself, "I was on tenterhooks the whole time, afraid that Bai Zini would suddenly go crazy and put the helmet on my head. How could I have time to play games seriously with you guys?"
"Let's go have dinner."
Ke Xiaomo put one hand on Bai Zini's shoulder and the other on Bai Qiuwu's shoulder, pulling the two of them down from upstairs.
"Uh..." Ke Mingye asked the group an important question, "Wait, if there are seven of us going out to eat, who's going to pay the bill?"
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