Superman's End Manual

[Netizen B: "This blue owl is desperate for fame. There's already the grey pigeon example, and it still dares to imitate the blue jay?"]

[Netizen C: "Let's wait for a reversal. Maybe it's just a publicity stunt by the management company. Haven't you seen this kind of thing enough? Can't you think for yourself?"]

[Netizen D: "The expert is here, classic independent thinking. You won't say that once this guy brings the watchmaker here."]

[Netizen F: "Seriously, the Blue Raven and his imitators should get out of this city together."]

makes sense……

What should we do about the watch enthusiast?

Do you really think I can guarantee that my dad can save my life from him? He's supposed to fight in his real body, but if he gets caught by the Clockwork Man, I'll be even more doomed.

Ke Mingye silently logged out of Weibo, his head bowed as he pondered a solution.

Just then, out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly noticed a pair of eyes watching him from the shadows of the toilet. His legs trembled slightly, and he almost lost control of his bladder in fear.

"What the hell?"

Ke Mingye was startled at first, but quickly recovered and activated his animal communication technique, saying, "Yuriko, can you please stop scaring me like that?"

“I like sleeping here, what are you going to do about it?” Yuriko said coldly.

"Let me guess, are you hiding from my mom?"

After regaining his composure, Ke Mingye asked in an annoyed tone.

Upon hearing this, Yuriko shuddered, scratched her nose with her paw, and remained silent for a while before saying, "That woman is terrifying. I haven't had a single peaceful day since she came back."

“It’s okay. Not only are you afraid of her, but everyone else in our family is afraid of her too.”

Ke Mingye comforted her, thinking to himself that even the mighty Blue Crow Black Judge had to be inferior to Bai Wenna, let alone a mere mutant cat like her.

"Who is she?"

"I don't know. Can you analyze her special ability?"

"She is not a superhuman."

"Yeah, I don't even understand what she is, let alone you." Ke Mingye pondered for a moment, "Forget it... let's not talk about this. How about you come with me to fight criminals?"

He thought to himself that since he wouldn't have to hide his identity as Blue Owl from his family anymore, he could take Yuriko with him to fight criminals. Not only could he have her analyze the abilities of superhumans, but he could also steal them and use them. It was a win-win situation.

"Not interested in."

"I think you don't want your own testicles anymore."

Yuriko shuddered, then coldly raised her eyes: "Are you interested now?"

"That's right."

Ke Mingye said with a smirk, then suddenly froze on the spot.

correct……

He suddenly realized that the Clockwork Man was also a superhuman! It was precisely because the Clockwork Man was a time-related superhuman that he was so uncontrollable and lawless.

But as long as he is a superhuman, Yuriko can steal his abilities and use time-based superhuman abilities to fight against time-based superhuman abilities. She's invincible!

Thinking of this, Ke Mingye gasped.

He was initially worried that he didn't have a way to counter the Clockworker, but then he realized that if he were to fight in his true form and get taken down by the Clockworker's combo, it would be Game Over.

But now it seems that the way to defeat the watchmaker was hidden right beside me, not to mention the backup plan of a second implanted heart, which makes my chances of winning even greater!

"Why do I feel like the way you're looking at me is getting weirder?" Yuriko asked warily.

"It's nothing, I was just thinking about something happy."

Ke Mingye chuckled as he put away his phone, got up from the toilet seat, flushed, and then turned the doorknob to leave the bathroom.

Just then, as he looked up, he froze on the spot, as if he had seen a ghost.

A strange figure stood in the shadows outside the restroom, staring at him expressionlessly.

Bai Wenna.

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Chapter 148 Strange Thing X Shadow Ninja Sect Master (Part 1)

One second, Ke Mingye was still chuckling to himself, the classic line from "The Shawshank Redemption" echoing in his mind: "The way to survive is in the middle of the road."

He thought to himself, "So God has left me a way out after all—with Yuriko, a treasure specifically designed for those with superpowers, taking down that damned Clockwork Man is just a matter of time."

The next second, his hand was still on the bathroom doorknob when he looked up and saw an unbelievable sight: Bai Wenna was standing outside the door staring at him.

It's like a fucking dream come true, bringing back the night I first watched "Ju-on" in elementary school.

Deep and dark... cold... trembling...

That's alright then... What clockworker? Is there any danger of an alien mother coming?

Ke Mingye was immediately doused with cold water and realized the most crucial thing: Let's forget about the Clockwork Man for now, the real final boss is right next to us, how are we going to get past Mom?

So, are we supposed to wait for alien spaceships to attack Earth, then pretend to cooperate with those tough guys like Xizi Yue and Zeus to defeat the aliens, and then stab them in the back?

Please, how could their IQ be that low?

In the most likely scenario, the players and the superhumans will engage in a fierce internal struggle, allowing the alien army to take advantage of the situation and trap them like turtles in a jar.

Ke Mingye was wondering if he could find a way to make the alien spaceship land on Earth ahead of time, so that the players could reap the benefits.

At this moment, Ke Mingye slowly withdrew his hand, trying to remain calm, and asked with a puzzled look.

"Uh, Mom, what do you mean by looking at me like that?"

He thought, "To be fair, my brothers and sisters are still at home. Why did you, an alien, have to choose this time to explode at me? What do you mean by that?"

Just then, before Bai Wenna could speak, Bai Zini's soft voice came from the corridor.

"Mom, I knew it..."

What? So you, this magical girl with thick eyebrows and big eyes, are actually in cahoots with aliens?

Ke Mingye broke out in a cold sweat and turned to look at the source of the sound. He saw Bai Zini standing at the top of the stairs, staring at him with a look of disgust.

Bai Zini lowered her head and continued, "Mom, look, isn't my brother meowing in the bathroom?"

"Yes."

Bai Wenna crossed her arms and nodded coldly.

At that moment, Yuriko calmly walked out of the toilet, brushing past Ke Mingye's feet. She rubbed against Bai Zini's leg and ran away, leaving Ke Mingye alone to be scolded.

"I'm telling you, Mingye... we're all grown up now, can we stop talking to the cat?"

Bai Wenna rubbed her Tianming acupoint and said in a rather helpless tone.

"Exactly, I don't really know how to talk to animals."

Bai Zini nodded and echoed her words.

Ke Mingye's eyes twitched slightly as he slowly put his phone back in his pocket and sighed.

"Ugh, I'm totally fed up with you guys."

"Brother, you don't have some weird fetish for kittens, do you? Especially since this is a male kitten..."

Bai Zini covered her mouth with her hand, feeling a chill run down her spine.

Ke Mingye shrugged: "So what if I meow? Do you have a problem with that? You want to eavesdrop on me taking a dump at the toilet door? I think you're the ones who have something wrong with you."

"Hey, how can you talk like that? Are you asking for a beating again? Do you believe I'll tell your dad?" Bai Wenna frowned.

"Yes, yes, that's right. That old geezer of a man hasn't been seen all day, and he's even talking to him."

Ke Mingye walked past the two women as he spoke, and under their scrutiny, he slowly walked back to his room, slammed the door shut, locked it, lay down on the bed, and relaxed.

He closed his eyes, rested for a moment with lingering fear, and after calming down a bit, he took out his phone to check Weibo.

I was originally going to check the trending topics in the bathroom, but I got distracted by the tweet about the blue owl and the watchmaker and forgot what I was supposed to do.

At this moment, clicking into Weibo's trending topics list, one can see that the photo of Blue Owl and Magical Girl Ash appearing on the same stage has already occupied the second spot on Weibo's trending topics list;

The number one incident was the mass brainwashing and rioting incidents around Beijing; it was the same event, and the attention it garnered was shared.

"Wow, my sister's traffic is really high!" Ke Mingye said.

When he first appeared as the Blue Owl, he only ranked in the top five on Weibo's trending topics list, and that was only with the help of the popular internet celebrity Mikaxi.

As a result, it capitalized on the popularity of Magical Girl Ash and immediately became one of the top two trending topics that day.

Upon clicking on the photo, Ke Mingye was stunned, completely bewildered as to how the media had captured such a vivid image...

The shot was taken roughly a second before Magical Girl Ash ignored him and walked past him. The camera captured their faces, creating a sense of camera trickery that made the audience believe they were looking at each other, and that Magical Girl Ash was walking towards Blue Owl.

It's simply against the will of heaven...

Ke Mingye was deeply shocked, experiencing for the first time firsthand the media's ability to distort reality.

He estimated that Bai Zini would be furious when she saw this photo, stomping her feet and saying that she had already ignored this blue owl, but she still had to be led astray by stupid marketing accounts. Let whoever wants to be this magical girl be!

But he certainly didn't care; in fact, he was secretly quite pleased.