Superman's End Manual

[Gastro: Perhaps we can meet in a couple of days.]

Ke Mingye was mentally editing the text in the chat box, about to ask a question, when a doorbell rang from the entrance, interrupting his thoughts.

"If you don't understand, just ask. Who's opening the door?"

Ke Yinzhi rested her elbow on the sofa armrest, propped her head up with the back of her hand as she read, and asked in a lazy tone.

When he asked this question, Ke Xiaomo put one arm around his shoulder and raised the other hand slightly into a fist, meaning "rock, paper, scissors is the fairest".

Ke Mingye sighed, thinking to himself, "You two are a legendary executor and a legendary ninja sect leader. Asking you to get up from the sofa and open a door is like taking your life."

I feel like he's not as useful as the disabled but determined Mr. Strange Thing...

But under the coercion of his eldest and second eldest brothers, Ke Mingye was forced to raise his hand and decide the winner with rock-paper-scissors.

Finally, he was pleasantly defeated. The two old men simultaneously threw out their paper, leaving his fist frozen in mid-air.

Ke Mingye's eye twitched, and he slowly raised his head, glaring at the two of them with resentment in his eyes.

He thought to himself, "So you two legendary wizards are bullying a Muggle like me at home? Is this the new Harry Potter?"

Ke Mingye could tell that these two old monsters were absolutely, definitely, and 100% cheating. With their dynamic vision and reaction speed, they could easily change their hand gestures the instant they saw him make a move.

However, Ke Mingye couldn't see the speed at which they changed their hand gestures, so what the two of them knew perfectly well became non-existent to him.

Ke Mingye grew angrier the more he thought about it, thinking to himself that he would log into the weirdo's account that night and shit on them.

Ke Yinzhi said, "It seems I'm in good luck."

Ke Xiaomo said, "Okay, go open the door."

Ke Mingye was still dissatisfied with the result, so he changed the subject, "How childish, buddy. You're in college and still playing rock-paper-scissors. Are you a primary school student? Oh no, even our primary school students are more mature than you guys."

"You'll definitely feel childish if you lose."

Ke Xiaomo crossed her arms and spoke calmly.

As far as I can remember, when he was training at Mount Kageho, the Ninja Clan disciples often played a game: two parallel ropes were hung between two cliffs, and two people would stand on one rope and play rock-paper-scissors facing each other. Whoever won a round would move forward one step, and the first one to reach the other side would win.

Anyone who falls off the rope during the journey will be punished by not being allowed to eat for a day;

If anyone reaches the other side a step slower than the other, they will also be punished by not being allowed to eat for a day.

Ironically, under such rigorous and grueling training, the disciples who graduated from the Kageshige Ninja Sect basically never lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

As Ke Xiaomo thought about this, he suddenly felt somewhat ridiculous. All those senior and junior brothers who had played and joked with him on Yingfan Mountain over the years were now dead in that Wanxiang City.

He is the least qualified person to recall these things.

"Exactly, I suggest you open the door quickly. Be careful, it might be your mom or your sister standing outside."

Ke Yinzhi yawned as he spoke, lowered his eyes to read, raised his well-defined hand to cover his slightly open mouth, and sounded quite tired.

Perhaps he had been living too comfortably these past few days, unlike when he was in the Anomaly Control Bureau where he was either wreaking havoc or busy dealing with indescribable mysterious dangers, so he really couldn't muster any enthusiasm.

"Where are you all? Open the door, old man! I was only gone for a short while, and you're all dead?"

No sooner had he finished speaking than Bai Zini's low growl came from outside the door, like an enraged penguin swaggering and pecking you hard on the head.

She frantically pressed the doorbell, the ringing going off all the way, while simultaneously scrolling through messages in the "We Are a Loving Family" group chat.

If she found out that her three brothers were playing rock-paper-scissors on the sofa to decide who would open the door, she would kick them in and trap them on the sofa, giving them a good scolding in turn.

"Fine, fine, you guys are something else. I'll tell Bai Zini on you later that you wouldn't open the door for her."

Ke Mingye grumbled and cursed, finally accepting the fact that the two had cheated. He then slowly got up from the sofa and walked to the door amidst the urgent ringing of the doorbell.

"Coming, coming," he said, opening the door.

The first thing I saw was Bai Zini's slightly downcast, disgruntled face, like a cat with its fur standing on end. Standing beside her was a girl in a light blue dress.

The girl was wearing a woolen hat, her eyebrows and eyes were indifferent under her wispy hair, and her cheeks were thin and sunken, but you could tell that her features were good. With a little makeup, she could be a sight to behold.

"If you don't understand, just ask. Who is this?"

Ke Mingye raised an eyebrow and stared at the short-haired girl, then casually asked Bai Zini.

“My classmate, You Minglu, the Lu in Lilu.”

As she spoke, Bai Zini raised her hand and waved it vigorously in front of Ke Mingye, frowning as she said, "Hey bro, can you move your eyes? Staring straight at people like that, have you no shame?"

Ke Mingye ignored Bai Zini, scratched the bridge of his nose, and said to You Minglu, "Uh, hello, I'm her brother. Ke Mingye."

You Minglu met his gaze, nodded slightly without expression, and did not reply.

"Hey classmate, why are you dressed like this in this hot weather?" Ke Mingye asked.

"I'm afraid of the cold," You Minglu said.

"oh oh."

"What I wear is none of your business. Move aside, move aside."

Bai Zini was already annoyed at being left standing at the door, and now she was inexplicably even more annoyed, so she walked into the living room with a gloomy face.

Ke Yinzhi looked up from the book, glanced at You Minglu, and said, "How strange, Xiao Ni actually brought a friend home?"

Ke Xiaomo raised an eyebrow slightly: "I've never seen you before."

Bai Zini blocked the sofa and asked angrily, "No way, so you were all on the first floor, but no one opened the door for me, and I had to wait outside for two minutes?"

She paused, then added, still annoyed, "So there's a zombie apocalypse in the house, and you can't even hear the doorbell?"

Ke Yinzhi retorted, "I was in the restroom just now."

Ke Xiaomo also defended herself, saying, "I was wearing headphones just now, so I didn't hear it." As she spoke, she gestured to the Bluetooth headphones on the table, which were actually for elementary school students.

Upon hearing this, Ke Mingye gasped, thinking to himself, "Have you two legendary wizards no shame? Believe me or not, I'll put on the Blue Owl suit and go and take on Voldemort one-on-one to vent my anger."

He sensed that Bai Zini's anger was about to erupt, so he quickly turned his head and tried to explain, "No, they were just playing rock-paper-scissors..."

"Alright, alright, so it turns out you wouldn't open the door for me, brother."

Bai Zini was furious. She turned her head and interrupted Ke Mingye, saying, "Just wait and see if I'll talk to you next time."

"Okay, okay, it's my fault." Ke Mingye sighed.

You Minglu walked over, slightly nervous, his left hand supporting his right elbow, seemingly unsure of what to do, and simply stood quietly in the living room, looking around.

She suddenly leaned close to Bai Zini's ear and said, "Senior, has anyone ever said..."

"what?"

"Your brothers are all quite handsome."

You Minglu continued in a serious tone.

Upon hearing this, Bai Zini frowned deeply and asserted, "If anyone says that, then they're blind." She then looked at Ke Yinzhi and commented, "An antisocial panda thief." Then she looked at Ke Xiaomo, "A young old man who's already past his prime."

Finally, she looked at Ke Mingye and said haltingly, "There's one more, one more..." As she spoke, she looked away from Ke Mingye and finally found the right word.

"A bio-engineered zombie."

"Why zombies?" You Minglu asked.

"I'd like to ask that too." Ke Mingye raised his hand and asked expressionlessly, "Teacher Bai Zini, why is our Mingye called a bio-zombie?"

“What else could you be but a zombie? The kind that takes three minutes to react to a doorbell ringing? You’re probably the lowest-level, most brainless zombie, otherwise you wouldn’t be so slow,” Bai Zini said.

"Heh, is this never going to end?" Ke Mingye said casually, playing with his phone with his head down. "If I turned into a zombie, the first thing I'd do is eat your brain."

"Ugh, I'm not talking to zombies."

As she spoke, Bai Zini took You Minglu's hand and went up to the second floor, where they bumped into Bai Ziling in the corridor.

Bai Ziling tilted her head slightly, her light white hair swaying gently.

"Who is she?" she asked.

“This is my classmate, I was just about to introduce you to her.” After saying that, Bai Zini turned to You Minglu and introduced her, “This is my younger sister, Xiaoling, isn’t her hair beautiful?”

"Hmm, it looks very good." You Minglu said expressionlessly. "I am You Minglu, the Lu in Lilu (meaning profit and prosperity)."

Bai Ziling and You Minglu made eye contact, then quickly looked away and walked past each other.

Bai Zini asked, "Want to play Dou Dizhu in our room later?"

"Not playing today."

"What's wrong? You seem a bit listless."

"It's nothing," Bai Ziling said, her red eyes lowered. "I want to take a nap. You can invite my brother over to play." She walked into the room and placed her hand on the door.

Bai Zini sighed, "I was so angry with him just now. I finally brought my classmates back to play, and he took three minutes just to open the door. Can you believe it?"

"Win money from playing Dou Dizhu (a card game)."

Bai Ziling waved her hand and closed the door.

"Hey bro, bring the playing cards up."

Seeing this, Bai Zini had no choice but to look down at her phone and reluctantly send a WeChat message to Ke Mingye.

When Ke Mingye saw the WeChat message, he became interested and thought to himself, "Great idea! You and Little Red Riding Hood are on the same team. I'll put an undercover agent on your side. How can we lose a two-on-one fight?"

So, in a good mood, he got up from the sofa, went upstairs to the second floor, entered Bai Zini's room, and sat on the floor to begin his winning streak.

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