"I am your father!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh-"
Wu Yue punched Xu Haonan in the face, and Xu Haonan screamed in pain as he was sent flying.
Wu Yue gritted her teeth and walked towards the classroom door.
The crowd looked at each other, and no one felt they should step forward to stop them.
Wu Yue went up to the rooftop where students were not allowed to go and felt the gentle breeze.
She reached out and removed the hair tie from her hair, revealing her beautiful light blue hair that cascaded down to her waist like a blue waterfall.
Wu Yue touched it, then held it under his nose and smelled it.
Very soft.
good smell.
It was a personal item. Wu Yue actually wore it, but only the upper body, for a simple reason.
It hurts if I don't wear it.
Wu Yue had tried it, but he had forgotten when it happened. Deep down, Wu Yue felt it was a disgrace.
Recently, Wu Yue's mind has been increasingly corrupted, and she often subconsciously feels that she is a beautiful young girl.
That's why I've been so sensitive and angry about this topic lately.
Sitting on a public bench, Wu Yue looked up at the azure sky and sighed heavily.
"It'll have to last for about two more months...¨` ..."
Wu Yue took out his phone, intending to browse some posts on Tieba to clear his mind.
That said, this is the first time I've used my phone since the war to save the nation ended.
As soon as I opened the software, I found that the messages were flooded.
Did any posts go viral, or did your posts get likes?
Upon opening it, I discovered it contained only private information.
"Goddess, goddess! Add me on WeChat! My WeChat ID is xxxxxx! Please add me! [Kiss] [Kiss]"
"Goddess, goddess! I love you! I love you! [Drooling] [Drooling]"
[Image] [Image]
"Don't break up! My family is rich! I can support you! I really think we can date!"
"cpdd!"
"My dear, marry me [roses] [roses]"
"My [thing] is huge! Pictures don't lie! Don't you want to know more?!"
"Hey, add this link httpxxxxx to get even more great gifts~ and you can also get..."
Wu Yue slowly glided through them, still not realizing what was happening.
She blinked and tossed her hair.
I clicked on one with the title as
—Here's a red and a blue button. The red one can revive the nose, and the blue one can get you 500 million.—
Wu Yue started sliding down the stairs, and gradually became amused, which improved her mood a bit.
I saw a floor.
—Deduct 1 for resurrection nasal department—
For no apparent reason, this made Wu Yue laugh, and Wu Yue responded with a smile.
snort?!
Trying to escape?!
Lightning whirlwind strike!
Soon someone liked and replied, and Wu Yue immediately logged out to take a look.
"Fuck!"
"Holy crap, is that the goddess of Wu and Yue?! Amazing! Lightning whirlwind strike!"
"Holy crap! Wu Yue replied! Goddess!"
"What are your thoughts on being a woman, Goddess Wu Yue?!"
"Goddess, please propose! My family is rich! I'll buy you whatever you want! I'll support you even with bricks!"
"I love you"
"Goddess Wu Yue! I have photoshopped pictures of you! If you don't want them published, go on a date with me!"
"Wu Yue, I'm a woman too! Can you DM me for my phone number?"
"Brothers! Type '1' and you'll get the goddess of Wu and Yue!"
"I'll slap your nose! How dare a loser like you insult the goddess of Wu and Yue?! Lightning Whirlwind Slash!"
The replies came in more and more frequently and at a faster pace, the number of likes skyrocketed, and the post instantly became a trending topic.
Wu Yue's smile froze. He licked his lips, frowned, and turned off his phone.
long time
"...Oh my god...can I go and post fluff openly now...?"
He immediately shook his head.
"Wait a minute! How did my Baidu Tieba account get exposed out of nowhere? Who did this? Oh my god!"
After standing there stunned for a while, I reopened my phone, blocked all the messages, and then posted a message.
—Brothers, this is Wu Yue. Feel free to ask me any questions.—
In an instant, there were 16 messages, 50 messages, and over 100 messages.
Wu Yue clicked on it with some interest, wanting to see what netizens were posting.
[Image] [Image]
…………
It's all pictures, and they're all of the Mirage Tank.
Wu Yue was stunned when he clicked on it.
It turned out to be one of his own erotic pictures. He raised an eyebrow and replied with a comment.
"Could you please stop sending these kinds of pictures?"
Reply in seconds
"So cute! So cute!"
"What's cute?"
"It's so cute that she's a girl but wants to prove she's a boy! [Kiss] [Kiss]"
Wu Yue closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
"I'm your dad, don't you think I'm cute?"
"So cute! You're my dad!"
(The King of Zhao's) At this moment, another reply came.
"Wu Yue, don't fall for it! He's just asking for trouble to trick you into replying! What cuteness? You're more like androgynous beauty! Heroic!"
"Damn it! I'm a man!"
Then another reply came.
"Wu Yue, Wu Yue! I swear you're really beautiful! You're practically my dream goddess! Although you're not quite as beautiful as me, it doesn't matter! I won't look down on you!"
"What hermaphrodite?"
"Wu Yue, Wu Yue! My goddess! I screenshotted and printed out every glance and smile of yours during the live stream! I've plastered them all over my house! My mom even said I'm unhygienic! I said, do you even understand Wu Yue's beauty?! Wu Yue, please praise me!"
"So you're a filial son, huh?! Bah!"
At this point, Wu Yue still didn't realize that she had been completely fooled. Other netizens also realized what had happened and started praising Wu Yue as a fairy.
Slowly, I lost track of time and completely forgot about class time... (End)
The replies kept coming in, and Wu Yue was responding to each one one by one...
One hundred, one thousand, ten thousand?
Chapter 108 A Late Night with Artoria: She Did Not Reject the Premonition of a National War
Finally, the school bell brought Wu Yue back to reality. By then, Wu Yue's face was red with anger.
I was so angry I almost laughed out loud.
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