You're my wife, don't doubt it!

If it were Lao Zhao Xiaomei, she would definitely keep pestering her on the other end of the phone until she couldn't help but hang up.

Wait a minute.

Yu Bo previously mentioned that the organization had sent people to monitor Zhao Xiaomei.

He also assigned the three of them to fulfill this responsibility.

Zhao Xiaomei suddenly called me. Could it be something important?

Would it be inappropriate to hastily send her away?

Just as Xiao Yao was pondering whether he should call Zhao Xiaomei back, Shen Jie asked, "Who is it?"

"Tao Tianyi," Xiao Yao answered without hesitation.

"!?!" Shen Jie exclaimed in surprise, "Is he crazy? How does he have a landline here?"

Xiao Yao couldn't hold back, and a smile appeared on his lips.

"You're something else!" Shen Jie realized she had been fooled and gave Xiao Yao a good beating.

"What are you doing? What are you doing?" Yu Luying barged in, carrying a plate of stir-fried vegetables, looking displeased.

"Oh dear, I forgot again!" Shen Jie immediately stopped and raised her hands to apologize: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I really, really didn't mean to."

"Take it away!" Yu Luying snapped back.

Shen Jie stretched out her hands and lifted the cheap pirated book high, so that Yu Luying could place the hot dishes she was holding on the heat-resistant mat on the dining table.

"Hiss!" "Hiss!" Xiao Yao and Yu Luying hissed together, simultaneously putting their right little fingers into their mouths.

"Shen Jie, what book are you reading?" Yu Luying asked curiously.

Before Shen Jie could speak, Xiao Yao recited the long book title, “The Rebirth of the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King’s Son-in-Law in Online Games,” “Little Apple, tell me what your sister is reading. If you have the chance, take her to read your so-called ‘Dream of the Red Chamber.’”

"The Rebirth of the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King's Son-in-Law in Online Games?" Yu Luying tilted her head and thought for a moment: "Is it written by that guy named Sui Feng Qing Qu?"

“I don’t know,” Shen Jie flipped the book in her hand to the cover: “Yes, yes, it says here, ‘Gone with the wind,’ written by…”

“This book is very famous. It was quite popular in our class before. I even flipped through a little bit of it before,” Yu Luying told Xiao Yao and Shen Jie.

"What the hell? You watch this kind of stuff too?" Xiao Yao's expression was one of utter disbelief. "Is it popular? Is it famous? I have no idea about it."

"Don't you only read the 100 books recommended by the Ministry of Education for middle school students in the new curriculum standards for Chinese language education?" Yu Luying replied shrewdly, "You're oblivious to everything else and only focused on reading the classics."

"Wait a minute, let me think." Xiao Yao raised his hand to his temple. "Now that you mention it, I remember... Let me recall. In the end, didn't the male protagonist of this book marry into two families at the same time?"

"Huh? Marrying into two families at the same time?" Shen Jie was taken aback.

“Yeah, it’s ridiculous.” Yu Luying nodded and said, “One son-in-law, two live-in sons-in-law, and one husband, so I only looked at a little bit and then I didn’t want to look anymore.”

"I...I...I...I don't want to read it anymore either." Shen Jie closed the book in her hand and pushed it forward on the dining table, bumping into the dishes that Yu Luying had just placed on the table.

"And later the male lead also married a concubine... who seems to be a courtesan from a storytelling performance... a courtesan, right?" Xiao Yao continued to recall the plot that Yu Luying had read.

"When you say 'JI,' could you please not follow it with a..."

"I'm about to vomit." "Disgusting." The two girls commented respectively.

“A son-in-law who dares to take a concubine? You son of a bitch,” Xiao Yao said.

"That's it."

"If they can write such mind-blowing plots as 'one son-in-law with two wives,' then taking a concubine seems like a trivial matter?"

"But then again, what the hell does this have to do with online games?" Xiao Yao complained as he put the book into his bag.

"What are you doing?" Shen Jie asked, glaring at her.

"Didn't you say you didn't want to watch it anymore?" Xiao Yao said cheerfully, "I'll give this kind of idiotic plot a good critique when I have time."

"Shut up, have you finished your homework yet?"

"I don't have a sister."

"Screw your criticism! Have you finished reading all 100 must-read classics on moral education yet?"

"I don't have a sister."

"Dinner's ready! Dinner's ready!" Grandma called out, carrying a large bowl of chicken soup, as she walked unsteadily into Xiao Yao's bedroom.

"Grandma, be careful!" "Grandma, take it easy!" Shen Jie and Yu Luying stood up together and went to greet her.

After the four of them finished dinner together, Yu Luying volunteered to help her grandmother wash the dishes and tidy up in the bathroom. After Shen Jie and Xiao Yao finished wiping the table and sweeping the floor, they finally sat down to start doing their homework.

While helping her with her homework, Xiao Yao twirled a pen in his left hand, his mind wandering.

One son-in-law, two wives, and one son-in-law—isn't that just like a stud pig?

The dog finally poked its head out from under the bed, meowing to indicate that it was hungry.

"Poor thing, poor dog," Xiao Yao thought.

Seeing Shen Jie put down her pen and workbook to feed her dog dinner, Xiao Yao craned his neck and watched the girl's back.

"Shen Jie."

"Hmm?" Shen Jie bent down and poured the cat food into the small bowl.

"Are you still in pain?"

"What hurts? -- Oh, it doesn't hurt anymore, thankfully, it hardly hurts anymore."

"That's good, that's good." Xiao Yao suggested, "How about we try again now?"

"Try what?" Shen Jie straightened her back and rubbed it a couple of times. "Are you crazy?"

“Look, it’s still early,” Xiao Yao pointed to the clock. “Tianyun won’t be back for at least two or three hours, and Yu Luying will definitely be watching ‘Oriental 110’ with Grandma later. Let’s hurry up and head to 2034—”

"No way! Get out!" Shen Jie refused outright, then removed the gauze from the dog's rear end and began applying medicine to it.

"Why?" Xiao Yao asked, puzzled.

"It hurts!" Shen Jie said.

“It doesn’t hurt anymore, it doesn’t hurt anymore,” Xiao Yao said. “Shouldn’t we strive for a perfect ending?”

"You're not done yet?" Shen Jie said irritably.

"But it's not completely perfect."

"Do you have to cause trouble to make things perfect?"

“That’s not what I meant,” Xiao Yao explained. “I meant—”

“I should have brought you along when I took the dog to have its surgery today,” Shen Jie said to Xiao Yao with a smile and a hint of malice as she changed the dog’s bandages. “Say that again? Say that again? Believe me, I’ll turn you into one like it?”

"Meow~~~" the dog barked loudly in dissatisfaction.

Shen Jie made a rotating "crushing" motion with her right hand. Upon seeing this, Xiao Yao hissed and tightly shut his mouth, remaining silent.

Chapter 364 Is this in accordance with the rites of Zhou?

"Say that again? Say that again? Believe me or not, I'll turn you into something like it!"

"Meow~~~" the dog barked loudly in dissatisfaction.

Shen Jie made a rotating "crushing" motion with her right hand. Upon seeing this, Xiao Yao hissed and tightly shut his mouth, remaining silent.

He sat down, lowered his head, and continued doing his homework.

As a student, the only thing that makes me happy is doing homework.

Shen Jie was holding the neutered cat in her arms. When she loosened her grip slightly, the cat pounced on Xiao Yaohu without a sound, its momentum overwhelming.

When Wu Erlang was drunk on Jingyang Ridge back then, his birth was just like this: one pounce, two lifts, three cuts—before Xiao Yao could react, he felt a warm, fluffy thing weighing several kilograms hit his crotch. He immediately felt a chill and was so frightened that his soul almost left his body—that's a bit of an exaggeration, but he was just startled.

"Aiya ya ya ya ya—" Xiao Yao used his "double flip" skill to stand up and flip the dog to the ground.

"Meow~~~" The dog got even angrier.

It's better to leave the Xiao family behind!

"Why did you throw my cat again?" Shen Jie said angrily in a low voice, "A grown man like you, so cowardly."

Xiao Yao patted himself, lowered his head, sat down, and continued doing his homework.

"What's wrong?" Shen Jie walked over and sat next to Xiao Yao, placing her arms on the edge of the table. She gently leaned down, resting her chin on the back of her hand. "Are you angry again?"

"Why would I be angry?" Xiao Yao looked up and asked, puzzled.

"That's good," Shen Jie affectionately ruffled Xiao Yao's hair. "You're a baby—my baby."

Xiao Yao wanted to say, "No, I am actually a man of integrity," but after thinking about it, he didn't say it and just brought his face closer.

Shen Jie was startled and instinctively wanted to back away to dodge, but in the end she didn't dodge and just closed her eyes.

After a long while, she didn't receive the boy's lips, but instead felt something cool and soft rubbing against the tip of her nose.

Shen Jie opened her eyes and saw Xiao Yao's face pressed against hers, intently rubbing his nose against hers. She smiled quietly.

"Jiu Mi~"

"Eh?"