Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

Elf: I'm Just a Commentator

Author: The Lost Rabbit

Summary:

Lin Xuan, who had just been admitted to university, woke up to find herself in a world where Pokémon and reality had merged.

Elf evolution? What kind of subject is that?

Never mind, this has nothing to do with me as a commentator, right?

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"Kyogre used Root Pulse on Groudon... and it missed. So, moves with low accuracy are a real pain!"

"Now it's Groudon's turn to counterattack. He went in and used Precipice Sword! But Kyogre can fly, though it still managed to inflict a minor but significant damage."

Just as Lin Xuan was giving a passionate explanation, she realized that everyone was looking at her.

Everyone: "What kind of commentary is this?! Go and stop these two idiots!!"

Left with no other choice, Lin Xuan could only take out a Poké Ball, point it at the two Hoenn idiots not far away, and sigh.

"My job is to be a commentator, so why do they always want me to play against them?"

Chapter 1 Mimikyu is not Mimikyu Q

"Ring ring ring~~"

Lin Xuan opened her sleepy eyes and groggily glanced at the wind chime-style alarm clock hanging by the bed, which was ringing incessantly.

"Damn it, I forgot to turn off the alarm..."

Lin Xuan groaned in frustration and then turned off the floating alarm clock.

"Fine, I'll get up then."

Yawning, Lin Xuan rolled over and sat up in bed.

"Go and see if there's any interesting material."

I casually brushed my slightly messy hair aside, went to my computer desk, quickly pressed the power button, and then turned and headed to the bathroom. Although it only saved me a few seconds, it had become a habit.

Lin Xuan uses the most popular Gyarados brand toothpaste on the market right now. Although she doesn't feel any difference in its use, she always feels a sense of pleasure watching the white toothpaste being squeezed out of the shrunken Gyarados's mouth.

Lin Xuan held a toothbrush in her right hand and picked up her phone with her left to start scrolling.

The scene appears to show a middle-aged fisherman who is getting frustrated because he failed to catch anything.

"Look at this Magikarp! It's just teasing you! It won't bite the hook. You can't let it get away with this!"

Before he finished speaking, he jumped into the water, creating a huge splash on the surface. The Magikarp nearby was terrified and fled, but ultimately could not escape his clutches.

Lin Xuan's fingers kept scrolling through the videos; he loved watching these silly short videos.

As for the Magikarp appearing in the video, it's not because some new species was discovered in the real world and was given this bizarre name, but because this is indeed a world where Pokémon and humans coexist.

However, Lin Xuan knew that at least a month ago, the world was not like this. But he didn't know how it happened. One day a month ago, he woke up to find that Pokémon had appeared in the world.

Moreover, everyone except him seemed to take it for granted. Even the history books he used to study now had many Pokémon references. This made Lin Xuan realize something: he seemed to have traveled through time.

Or rather, has this world been transported to another time?

However, as it turns out, the time travel incident did not change Lin Xuan's life; she still went to class as usual.

After all, this is a society governed by law. Don't think you're something special just because you have a pet. The police can teach you a lesson in no time.

Logically speaking, when you come to this Pokémon world, everyone's goal should be to become a powerful trainer, right?

"Trainer? I'll never be a trainer in my life!"

Lin Xuan looked at the trainer training course advertisement that popped up on her phone and muttered to herself. She spat out the mouthwash in her mouth and slammed her toothbrush back into her cup.

It's not that he dislikes it, it's just that he has no interest in it. He's a simple person, and that won't change even if he time-travels.

After all, being a Pokémon Trainer in the real world is not as glamorous as it is in the anime. It involves facing many dangerous situations and is considered one of the professions with the highest mortality rate.

Lin Xuan felt that she must have been out of her mind to choose to become a trainer; wouldn't it have been better to just be a researcher?

However, after transmigrating, his major inexplicably changed to a subject called "Elf Evolution." But Lin Xuan wasn't particularly interested in the major he applied for before transmigrating; he just applied because his parents said it would lead to good employment.

Switching to a major related to Pokémon seems like a good idea?

Lin Xuan went to the computer desk and quickly entered her password—MISAKA.

Even on the table is a Misaka Mikoto holding a coin, except that she has a Pikachu next to her, both of them exchanging electric shocks.

"Hey! Get me a bottle of Coke!"

Lin Xuan turned her head and shouted into the living room outside, but there was no response.

"If you don't help me get this, my snacks for the next few days will be canceled!"

"Ta-da!!!!"

Only after Lin Xuan made such a threat did an electric flying squirrel fly in, looking mournful and carrying a blue bottle of cola.

"when!"

In a fit of pique, she threw the Coke onto Lin Xuan's bed, then pounced on the blankets, clearly awake but not fully awake.

"The cola was taken out of the refrigerator and there was water on it! You just left it on the bed like that?"

Lin Xuan glared at the electric flying mouse, then got up and grabbed a can of cola, placing it on the table.

"Dang~"

[It's good enough to have something to drink~]

Lin Xuan picked up the electric flying squirrel that accidentally fell onto his balcony half a month ago. He originally intended to take it to the Pokémon Center, but for various reasons, he kept putting it off.

Normal citizens must register with the Pokémon Center when they capture Pokémon, and most trainers have a limit on the number of Pokémon they can capture. For example, a college student like Lin Xuan should only be able to capture a maximum of three Pokémon.

He hadn't originally planned to catch any Pokémon, but seeing that this guy was lingering there, he decided to let it stay. He'd just treat it as a pet; after all, Emolga is a pretty cute Pokémon.

However, the only thing that bothered Lin Xuan was that even a regular Poké Ball cost a full 200 RMB, and when you add in the little guy's usual food expenses, it becomes quite an expense.

Not to mention that this guy was injured when Lin Xuan first picked him up, and he only recovered a couple of days ago. The medical expenses were also a considerable expense. Lin Xuan felt that it would be a loss if he didn't make good use of him.

Click~

Lin Xuan pulled the tab on the can and took a satisfying sip.

Cool!

Although they are the same thing, bottled cola just doesn't taste as good as canned cola.

He skillfully clicked into his browser and opened Bilibili. To explain why Lin Xuan could afford to raise a Pokémon, it's important to understand that even if you don't aspire to become a Pokémon trainer, the cost of raising one is considerable.

Good quality elf food can easily cost tens or even hundreds of dollars per meal, which is more expensive than what Lin Xuan eats himself.

The reason lies here: while attending school, Lin Xuan also worked part-time as a content creator and streamer, occasionally uploading videos to Bilibili, which brought her a considerable income.

The videos mainly consist of commentary on matches. Relying on his witty and humorous commentary style, which is almost like a stand-up comedy routine, Lin Xuan has amassed a considerable following of 200,000 fans.

If there are some important and exciting matches, Lin Xuan will also do a live commentary.

However, it's not without its troubles. As a commentator and content creator, the most difficult thing is finding suitable material. A thrilling and dramatic match isn't something you can do all the time.

Lin Xuan opened her backend and glanced at the commentary video she had uploaded yesterday.

"Six hundred thousand? That's so high?"

Lin Xuan stared wide-eyed at the screen. This number of views was very high among all his videos, especially since this was only released yesterday. There was still a lot of room for growth, and the final number of views should break one million.

Lin Xuan clicked into his own video with some confusion, but after seeing the barrage of comments that appeared at the beginning, he understood why the number of views was so high.

Hehehe, Gardevoir...

Hehehe, Gardevoir...

Hehehe, what incredible strength!

Hehehe, Gardevoir...

Wait, are there some strange comments floating by?

The content of this video is not much different from the previous ones. If there is any highlight, it is probably the main characters of this battle: a Gardevoir and a Machamp.

Furthermore, according to rumors, the "item" this Gardevoir is carrying might be a large root, and Machamp seems to be female as well, so the comments on the screen were quite touching.

"Indeed, lewdness is the primary driving force."

Lin Xuan rested her chin on her hand and quickly paused the video before her own voice could be heard.

Hearing her own voice in her own videos always makes Lin Xuan feel like she wants to dig her toes into the ground.

Lin Xuan looked at the left side of her video title and saw a small flame icon.

Is this trending?

Lin Xuan was in a good mood, after all, this was the first time his video had gone viral. But thinking about how it went viral this time... oh well, he decided to go check the comments and see something fun.

[What a pity, if the genders were reversed, would it be impossible to broadcast?]

[I love this kind of thing, hehe, super strong mom hehe (drooling)]