When I was teaching at the university, Brother Lu called me a pervert at the beginning.

After going outside and enjoying the cool breeze for a while, Wu Douyu's hot and bothered mood finally calmed down.

"Well, after this self-introduction, I guess a lot of people in the class will recognize me now!"

Wu Douyu leaned on the railing and sighed softly.

He just wants to be a nobody!

This damn system loves to cause trouble, and the worst part is there's nothing we can do about it.

Hey!

Just as Wu Douyu was sighing, a beautiful figure walked up behind him.

"Your self-introduction is quite unique."

Upon hearing this cold voice, Wu Douyu turned around and looked back.

Horikita Suzune was standing quietly behind him.

"Huh? Didn't you run away first?" Wu Douyu said with some confusion.

Horikita Suzune shook her head, walked to his side, and turned her head to look at Taketoha curiously.

"Do you have any unusual fetishes? Like... a mental illness such as liking to act like a clown in public?"

"Otherwise, I really can't understand why you would say such a stupid thing. Are you just trying to attract attention?"

Horikita Suzune pressed closer, her eyes fixed on Taketoha.

Wu Douyu was so startled that he took a step back and hurriedly explained:

"No! I'm not sick! I..."

[Ding! Please do not disclose any information about the system to anyone.]

Upon hearing the electronic voice in his mind, Wu Douyu quickly covered his mouth.

Based on his experience reading countless novels in his previous life, Wu Douyu naturally knew that he couldn't reveal the system's information.

So he quickly changed his tune and said:

"I just have a slight case of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome), just think of my strange behavior as a teenage relapse."

Hearing Wu Douyu's explanation, Horikita Suzune frowned slightly.

Secondary disease?

They do look somewhat alike.

Seeing Horikita Suzune with her head down in deep thought, Taketo Yu breathed a slight sigh of relief.

"Um, Horikita-kun, if there's nothing else, I'll be going now."

Wu Douyu didn't bother waiting for her agreement and quickly turned around to run away.

"and many more!"

Hearing the voice behind him, Wu Douyu's expression stiffened. He turned around and looked at Horikita Suzune, asking nervously:

"Um, is there anything else?"

"How do you know my name? I don't think I've ever told you that before?" Horikita Suzune squinted at him.

Hearing Horikita Suzune's doubtful voice, Wudou Yu broke out in a cold sweat and explained:

“Nameplate, your name is written on your seat nameplate, I saw it.”

Hearing Wu Douyu's explanation, Horikita Suzune looked at him with some suspicion.

It seems plausible that we learned her name from her nameplate.

"Um, I have something to do, so I'll be going now!"

After saying that, Wu Douyu quickly ran away as if Horikita Suzune behind him was some kind of prehistoric beast.

Watching Wu Douyu's figure getting faster and faster, Horikita Suzune shook her head speechlessly.

He really is a strange person.

After running for a while, Wu Douyu stopped, looked back at the disappearing figure, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Actually, he didn't really want to have too much contact with the main characters in the anime. He just wanted to finish his three years of high school peacefully. As for getting into Class A, he didn't have any particular ambitions.

Wu Douyu took out his phone, opened the school map, and headed towards the dormitory building.

After walking for about ten minutes, Wu Douyu finally arrived at the dormitory building.

Putting his phone away, Wu Douyu stepped inside.

An elderly woman, probably around 40 years old, was sitting in the lobby.

Wu Douyu stepped forward and said very politely:

"Auntie, which dormitory is mine?"

The old woman shouted without even looking up.

"Student ID?"

Wu Douyu opened his phone and checked.

"9527."

The woman started randomly typing on the computer keyboard, it was unclear what she was doing.

After 5 minutes, Wu Douyu was getting impatient.

"Auntie, what's my dorm room number?"

"Stop making noise, we're already checking." The woman's eyes were glued to the computer screen, not even blinking.

Seeing the older woman's somewhat impatient expression, Wu Douyu shrank back in fear.

Never mind, judging from how excited the old lady is, she must be doing something very important, right?

I'll wait here for a while.

Wu Douyu glanced at the old lady, then stood obediently to the side, waiting silently.

Chapter 6 I just love watching the show

During the wait, Wu Douyu saw several couples enter the dormitory several times.

His eyes suddenly lit up. It looked like a co-ed dormitory! No wonder Japan is a country where people live well; they're quite open-minded about gender relations!

In that case, wouldn't it be possible to... late at night?

As he thought about it, Wu Douyu couldn't help but let out a silly chuckle.

"Hehe, boys are not allowed to enter the girls' dormitory. If they are caught, they will be expelled immediately."

The middle-aged woman, who had been staring at the computer screen, finally looked up and stared expressionlessly at Wu Douyu, who was grinning foolishly.

Upon hearing the old woman's words, Wu Douyu quickly suppressed the lewd smile on his face, pretended to cough, and eased the slight embarrassment from just now.

"Um, what's my dorm room number?"

The older woman took a key from the drawer and handed it to Wu Douyu, saying:

"402."

Wu Douyu took the key, nodded, said thank you, and then turned and walked towards the elevator.

Upon arriving on the fourth floor, Wu Douyu opened his dormitory room door and went inside.

A standard bed, a standard desk and wardrobe, and a standard private bathroom.

The room is about four square meters in size, enough to accommodate three people doing vigorous exercise.

Wu Douyu looked at the clean and bright room in front of him and expressed great satisfaction.

Thinking back to the eight-person dormitory in his previous high school life, Wu Douyu felt like crying.

I wonder if you've ever experienced the awkwardness of four people crammed into a small bathroom to shower at night.

Especially when applying shower gel, you must slow down and aim carefully, otherwise you may accidentally apply it to other strange places.

Wu Douyu put some of the clothes he had brought into the wardrobe, then picked up the key and went out.

He was going to the supermarket to buy some things.

After walking for a few minutes, Wu Douyu found a convenience store nearby.

I pushed open the door and went inside. The room wasn't big, but it was filled with daily necessities and snacks.

Wu Douyu's eyes lit up when he saw the wide variety of snacks in front of him. He pushed the shopping cart next to him and started picking at the snacks on the shelf.

Spicy strips? I'll take ten packs to try!

French fries? They're actually pretty good for snacking while watching TV!

Oh right, I almost forgot the essentials for stay-at-home guys: soda and instant noodles!

Wu Douyu put two 800ml bottles of beverage and several tubs of instant noodles in different flavors into her shopping cart.