When I was teaching at the university, Brother Lu called me a pervert at the beginning.

When I was teaching at the university, Brother Lu called me a pervert at the beginning.

Author: Stubborn Salty Fish

Summary:

Wu Douyu, who accidentally fell asleep and died, unexpectedly transmigrated into a popular anime from his previous life, and even awakened a life choice system. Wu Douyu initially thought he was destined for a life of luxury and happiness with a beautiful, wealthy woman. However, to his surprise, this system turned out to be quite a trap! Looking at the options, Wu Douyu tilted his head back at a 45-degree angle, tears of humiliation streaming down his face. This is nothing like the system I imagined! ...

Chapter 1: The Life Choice System, at your service.

(Friendly reminder: The protagonist has a histrionic personality, is a faker, a madman, and has some mental issues. Please do not easily believe anything the protagonist does.)

(The protagonist is not a system puppet; there will be intellectual battles, but those will happen later.)

(This article aims for a light and enjoyable experience.)

Inside a slowly moving car.

A boy was sitting quietly in the back seat of the car, near the aisle.

His slightly wispy bangs partially obscured his dark eyes. His features were delicate but not particularly handsome. He wore a white shirt underneath a red school uniform, looking quite ordinary.

After the car stopped for a while, an elderly woman with white hair got on.

"Excuse me, could someone please give this elderly lady her seat?" A cute girl with short hair and a confident demeanor, wearing the same school uniform, asked the people in the carriage.

But... all she received in response were cold, indifferent gazes.

"This old lady looks a little unwell, can't you give her a seat?" The cute girl frowned and said in a more serious tone.

Sitting in the back of the carriage, the seemingly ordinary boy swallowed nervously upon seeing this familiar scene.

It seems he really did time travel.

I've been transported into the world of a very popular anime from my past life, "Classroom of the Elite"!

Wu Douyu felt no joy at the transmigration; on the contrary, he felt only a faint melancholy.

In his previous life, he was an ordinary person who just lived a life of leisure, doing nothing and waiting to die.

He's just a nobody with no ambition or lofty ideals.

He was suddenly transported to the world of the Church of America. How could an ordinary person like him possibly defeat those people?

Wu Douyu felt speechless when he thought about the plot of the True Teaching.

They turned what should have been a perfectly good high school life into a drama like "Empresses in the Palace".

Sigh, for an ordinary person like me, I'd better just stay a nobody and remain anonymous.

Let them fight if they want!

All I want is to graduate smoothly and then continue living that carefree, easy life.

Thinking of this, Wu Douyu relaxed completely, sitting in his seat in a relaxed, slouching position, watching the scene unfold with a sense of anticipation.

[Ding! The Life Choice System is at your service!]

Upon hearing the electronic voice in his mind, Wu Douyu's eyes suddenly flashed with light, and he sat up straight.

system?

Holy crap! This is the standard cheat code for time travelers!

With this kind of help, wouldn't I be able to hold the sun, moon, and stars in my hands and rule the world for eternity?

None! Take off!

[Ding! An event has been detected. You now need to make the following life choices.]

[① As someone with social anxiety, you decide to: stand up from your seat, laugh wildly three times, and say in a crazed tone: My name is Ma NB. How NB am I? I dare to eat excrement, I eat every meal, and I get hungry if I miss a meal! (If anyone doesn't believe me, please prove it to them on the spot.)]

[② As the hot-tempered older brother, you decide: Stand up from your seat, walk up to the old lady, and slap the girl next to her across the face, shouting as you do so: "You're such a busybody, aren't you! Mind your own business! Mind your own business..."]

【③ As a model young person of the new era, you decide to: stand up from your seat, walk to the elderly woman, lift her up in a princess carry, place her back in your seat, then kneel on one knee, look at her sincerely, and politely say: "Grandma, thank you for your hard work!"】

You have 60 seconds to make a choice.

【60】

【59】

……

Wu Douyu was completely dumbfounded when he saw the options provided by the system.

What kind of idiotic choices are these?!

Especially the first option! You're the one who likes to eat excrement! And you eat it with every meal? Are you trying to stuff me to death?!

What the heck is option 2?!

Do you think I've never watched anime?

That girl's name is Kikyo Kushida. She's a vicious woman who seems all smiles on the surface but is actually a scoundrel inside!

How could a simple-minded person like me dare to slap her across the face! It's a miracle she didn't hang me up and beat me!

Wu Douyu shook her little head in fear.

As for the third option, well, Wu Douyu is too lazy to even comment on it.

In any case, each of these three options is more outrageous than the last; none of them are things a normal person could come up with.

【30】

【29】

The cold numbers were constantly jumping, and each jump was like a heavy blow to Wu Douyu's fragile little heart.

How to do?

Which one should I choose?

What would happen if time were to reset to zero?

Is it death, or some other punishment?

"System, what will happen if I don't choose?"

Wu Douyu wiped the sweat from his forehead and proactively asked the system a question.

But all he received in response was the cold, relentless beating of mathematics.

【10】

【9】

Damn it! This lousy system is ignoring him!

Wu Douyu trembled with fear, a fear of the unknown.

No one knows what will happen to him after the numbers go to zero.

I learned from novels in my previous life that there are generally penalties for not completing the system's tasks.

The price of punishment is usually death!

He'd only been in this world for a few days, was he going to die again?

No! I haven't lived enough yet!

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Wu Douyu gritted his teeth and made the difficult choice of the third option.

Compared to the first two options, only the third option is somewhat reliable.

[Selection ③ successful. You will have 120 seconds to complete the content of selection ③.]

【120】

【119】

Seeing the cold mathematical reset and then start beating again, Wu Douyu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Is this what it feels like to be alive?

After calming down for about ten seconds, Wu Douyu stood up from his seat with a resolute expression.

Since the choice has been made, then... we have no choice but to give it our all!

When Kikyo Kushida saw someone stand up, a happy smile appeared on her face.

It seems there are still more kind-hearted people in this world.

"Thank you, classmate..."

Just as Kikyo Kushida was about to thank the boy in front of her, he shoved her aside and walked straight toward the old lady.

Then, while Kikyo Kushida was completely bewildered, she suddenly picked up a 70-year-old woman in a princess carry.

Not only was Kikyo Kushida stunned, but everyone in the carriage was also dumbfounded, wondering what the boy was planning to do.

Gently placing the elderly woman on the seat, Wu Douyu ignored her bewildered expression, knelt on one knee, stared at her with wide eyes, and said very politely: "Grandma! You've had a hard time!"

The carriage fell into a deathly silence. All eyes were on the boy kneeling on one knee, as if he were a rare and precious gem in the world!