Happy Youngsters: Lin Miaomiao and Yingzi are vying to have babies!

That's hilarious! Liu Xing is practically a walking joke.

"What?!" Liu Mei's blood pressure spiked instantly: "If you dare dye your hair green, I'll show you why flowers are so red!"

Chapter 22: Lin Miaomiao's Empress Xia (Seeking flowers, monthly tickets, and ratings)

Liu Mei was not joking.

If she wants to dye her hair green at such a young age, what will she be like when she grows up? She'll be out of control!

Xia Donghai quickly stopped the angry Liu Mei: "Meimei, Meimei, don't get agitated. It's normal for children to love beauty."

"He loves beauty? With his monkey-like appearance, wanting to dye his hair green at such a young age, won't he end up wearing a green hat in the future?"

"A green hat?" Liu Xing seemed to have thought of something and looked at Liu Mei cautiously: "Actually, wearing a green hat without dyeing your hair is fine too."

Liu Xing is only in the first year of junior high school this year, and he obviously doesn't understand the other meaning of "green hat".

He still naively believes that a green hat is just a green hat, so he settles for something less.

Liu Mei was so angry at her silly son that she laughed.

Xia Donghai, who was standing next to him, laughed and pulled Liu Xing behind him to protect him, saying, "Liu Xing, this color of hat won't last long."

"Why? I think the green hat is pretty cool." Liu Xing didn't notice the veins on Liu Mei's hand at all.

"This...this...this..." This question was too tricky. Xia Donghai wanted to explain but also felt that Liu Xing was still too young.

Liu Mei barely suppressed her temper: "Tell me first why you dyed those few hairs of yours green?"

Liu Xing narcissistically smoothed his hair: "Because my older brother said that if you're handsome, you can do whatever you want."

"Ahem." Xia Ze, who was standing to the side, was caught in the crossfire for no reason. He never expected that Liu Xing would interpret the sentence in this way.

Xia Ze refused to take the blame: "The handsomeness I'm talking about isn't the kind that comes from makeup, but the kind that's innate."

“Yeah! That’s what I think too.” Liu Xing touched his face with a narcissistic expression. “But even though I think I’m handsome enough, I can be even more handsome.”

Xia Ze thought Liu Xing was beyond saving.

"Liu Xing!"

Liu Mei couldn't hold back any longer and picked up a feather duster, ready to give Liu Xing a loving motherly welcome.

"What, what are you doing? That's what Dad and my brother both said!" Liu Xing was so frightened that he stammered.

"Your dad was joking, your brother is genuinely handsome. You should look in the mirror and see how ugly you are! You think you can do whatever you want?"

Liu Mei grabbed a feather duster and rushed towards Liu Xing: "What are you doing, Xia Donghai? Let go of me, I'm going to fight him!" Fortunately, Xia Donghai managed to grab Liu Mei's waist in time.

"Liu Xing, why aren't you running?"

"Thank you, Dad. I will repay your kindness by working like a slave in the future."

Seeing Liu Mei struggling frantically in Xia Donghai's arms, Liu Xing was so frightened that he covered his head and ran back to his room.

The opening, closing, and locking of the door were all done in one smooth motion, clearly indicating that this was not the first time it had been done.

The family drama is over.

Although Liu Mei was angry, she thought that her family hadn't eaten yet, so she went to the kitchen to prepare dinner with her anger still burning.

In the kitchen, Liu Mei picked up a cleaver and vented all her anger on the chicken on the cutting board.

"Boxes, boxes, boxes!"

The loud noise startled Liu Xing, who was peeking, so much that he dared not show his face, fearing that Liu Mei would rush over and chop him up like a chicken at any moment.

On the sofa, Xia Ze and Xia Xue were playing on their phones when a WeChat group message appeared.

The group is called "[Miao Ge and Her Harem]".

Judging from the name, you can tell that the group was created by Lin Miaomiao, and the members are naturally Xia Ze, Qiao Yingzi, and Brother Gou.

Lin Miaomiao: [Have all three thousand beauties in my harem arrived home yet?]

Fang Yifan: [Brother Miao, we wouldn't dare be your harem. Your harem only includes @Xia Ze.]

Jiang Tianhao: [I am a lowly eunuch, Little Mouse. I will summon Empress Xia (@Xia Ze) to Your Majesty immediately.]

Shi Fen: [You shameless little rat, daring to steal my job as the chief eunuch! I'll throw you into the river tomorrow!]

The reason why Fang Yifan and his friends are worthy of being brothers is because they are not only loyal but also know how to maintain proper boundaries.

Anyone could tell that something was off between Xia Ze and Lin Miaomiao, and they both tried to avoid each other.

Xia Ze was amused when he saw the message in the group.

Xia Ze: [Lin Miaomiao, if you were in ancient times, you would definitely be a tyrant, even more tyrannical than Liu Ziye.]

Lin Miaomiao: [Who is Liu Ziye? Wait, how dare you call me a tyrant! Guards, drag this traitor out and behead him!]

Dog Bro: [Your subject obeys the decree!]

The pressure of a week of studying was released amidst laughter and joy, and the children's parents had basically prepared dinner.

Wang Shengnan looked at Lin Miaomiao, who was lying on the sofa with her phone in her hand, laughing so hard she couldn't stop. She was about to scold her for keeping the phone away from her eyes.

Lin Dawei said a step ahead: "Miaomiao, dinner is ready, there's your favorite pig's trotters, if you don't come soon I'll eat them."

"Old Lin, let go of my pig's trotters!" Upon hearing this, Lin Miaomiao transformed into a hungry wolf and charged towards the dining table.

Seeing the table full of food, Lin Miaomiao started eating without even washing her hands. Surprisingly, Wang Shengnan didn't scold her.

The main reason is that Wang Shengnan also misses her daughter. These past few days, Lin Miaomiao has been staying at school, and she has been worried about whether her daughter is eating and sleeping well.

"Mother, this braised pig's trotters smell so good." It has to be said that Lin Miaomiao's eating manner made it look delicious.

After a bite of pig's trotter and a bite of chicken leg, Lin Miaomiao's face was filled with a satisfied smile as she finished eating.

"Eat slowly, no one's going to take it from you." Watching her daughter eat so heartily, Wang Shengnan felt both satisfied and heartbroken.

This child must have suffered a lot at school; he's lost weight.

"By the way, Mom, let's talk about this. Could we please not have Dad pick me up next week? I want to take the bus home by myself."

“No way.” Wang Shengnan immediately shook her head and refused: “Miaomiao, let’s not even talk about whether it’s safe to take the bus. It takes at least an hour to get from school to home by bus. It’s not as fast as having your dad pick you up.”

Wang Shengnan refused for two reasons: first, public transportation was unsafe; second, she wanted to see her daughter as soon as possible.

Lin Dawei sat down next to her and said, "Your mother is right. Although we don't need to worry too much about bus safety, just think about it: if so many people on the bus don't have seats, you'll have to stand for an hour or two."

"Old Lin, is your daughter really that useless?" Lin Miaomiao rolled her eyes. How old is she this year? Is it really possible that she can't even stand for an hour or two?

Wang Shengnan wanted to dissuade her, but Lin Dawei said, "Alright, alright, Miaomiao is sixteen this year, it's time for her to learn to be independent."

"Yes, Mom. Many of the other students in our class take the bus home by themselves, and nothing bad has happened to them."

The reason Lin Miaomiao thought of taking the bus home was not only because she thought Lin Dawei was too slow, but also because she wanted to spend more time at school with Xia Ze and the others.

After hearing this, Wang Shengnan sighed. Her daughter had grown up and become independent.

Seeing that Wang Shengnan did not refuse, Lin Miaomiao excitedly gave her a hug.

Wang Shengnan was both happy and disgusted: "Your hands are so sticky, wash them."

Chapter 23: Teaming Up to Deceive Song Qian (Seeking Flowers, Reviews, and Monthly Tickets)

Saturday.

Xia Ze and Lin Miaomiao made plans to explore a haunted house together, but before that, they needed to figure out a way to fool Song Qian.

Like Wang Shengnan, Song Qian is also a mother who prioritizes her daughter's academic performance.

But Song Qian and Wang Shengnan are different. Although Wang Shengnan is strict, she still gives Lin Miaomiao some personal space.

Song Qian is different; Qiao Yingzi has almost no private space or rest time.

Every day, she was either writing papers at a high intensity or doing all sorts of practice questions. If it weren't for Qiao Weidong occasionally taking her out to relax, Qiao Yingzi would probably have become depressed long ago.

Fang Yifan and Xia Ze sat at the entrance of the milk tea shop, and Jiang Tianhao and the others arrived one after another.

As Qiao Yingzi's childhood friend, Fang Yifan sighed, "I'm not exaggerating, but with Aunt Song's temper, Yingzi probably won't be able to get out today."

Jiang Tianhao expressed his agreement.

Although he had never met Song Qian in person, he had heard Qiao Yingzi talk about her.

Three or four test papers a day—if it were him, he would probably go crazy.

Xia Ze took a sip of his milk tea and patted his chest confidently: "I guarantee Yingzi will definitely be able to get out this time."

"I don't believe it." Fang Yifan shook his head, and Jiang Tianhao echoed, "I don't believe it either."

"Then let's make a bet?"

"What's the stakes?"

"If Yingzi can't get out, then I'll admit you're really something."

"Okay, this is what you said."

The bets between boys are that simple; a simple "I'm good" is more attractive than a fortune.

Xia Ze smiled without saying a word.