Honkai Impact: Starting from Wandering with Kiana

Chapter 138: Pulling Him Back to the Room for a Good Lesson

Kiana simply lacks common sense, which sometimes makes her seem a little slow. But Kiana isn't truly stupid; every time she loses consciousness, something bad happens, and this time, while listening to Welt's story, she heard clear voices emerging from her mind.

Kiana couldn't believe that she might not be the real Kiana, but she did realize that there was a wicked personality within her.

Upon waking up, Kiana kicked off the covers and dragged Jiu Xiao out of the hospital.

"Go go go, Mei and the others should be ready soon, let's go sneak a bite!"

Kiana sensed that Jiuxiao wanted to tell her something, but Kiana didn't want to listen. Kiana wanted to escape, just like when she wanted to escape the memory of Siegfried losing his arm; she wanted to bury the memory deep within her consciousness.

She was terrified; all her happiness had been too fleeting and illusory. Every morning she would check to see if Jiu Xiao was beside her or call him, afraid that he would suddenly disappear from her world one day.

Seeing Kiana trying to find topics to talk about and her eyes darting around but not daring to look at Jiuxiao, Jiuxiao knew that the silly Kiana must have realized something, but she didn't want to discuss it.

"Sigh... Oh well, we'll deal with it when the time comes. You idiot Kiana..."

Jiuxiao pressed his head against Kiana's head and burrowed into her head several times.

"Hehe." Kiana chuckled sheepishly, then pulled Jiuxiao along as they continued running.

"Please, my knight, indulge this little fool a little longer!"

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As soon as Jiuxiao pushed open the door, Theresa was already waiting for him behind it, her expression menacing.

However, upon seeing Kiana beside Jiu Xiao, Theresa's raised machete transformed into a delicate little comb. Theresa then used the comb to comb her hair, laughing awkwardly.

"Haha, Kiana's back too..."

Kiana looked at Theresa with a puzzled expression, then took the comb.

"Auntie? What are you doing? Let me help you comb your hair!"

"OK!"

Upon hearing that Kiana was going to help her comb her hair, Theresa immediately became happy, slammed the door shut, leaving Jiuxiao outside, and then pushed Kiana into the house.

While Jiu Xiao was pondering whether to open the door and go in, or to crawl out through the skylight and scare everyone, Karen, who had been secretly observing the situation, ran over and opened the door for Jiu Xiao.

After Karen opened the door, she leaned against it and mocked Jiuxiao in a sarcastic tone.

"Tsk tsk tsk, isn't this our beloved Brother Jiuxiao, surrounded by women on both sides? How come he's been locked out by his mother-in-law?"

A stone floated up from the ground, and Jiuxiao used Honkai energy to reshape it into a phantom thief mask, which he then put on Kallen.

"Next time you're not wearing a mask, don't be sarcastic or make dirty jokes. Show me your former gentleness, you bastard!"

"My gentleness belongs only to my Sakura~ To you, my gentleness is like the moonlight, desirable but unattainable~"

Jiuxiao ignored Lian's flirtatious remarks, gave her two middle fingers, and went inside.

Hmm... Bronya has changed into the Guide Witch outfit from the Destiny Database, and she's even wearing several Judah chains. This makes her innocent, emotionless expression appear so incredibly charming.

As expected of Judas, he easily accomplished what ordinary people cannot. But Bronya, why are you enjoying yourself so much?!

(Bronya, Theresa, and Tesla are bondage enthusiasts. *Sarcasm intended*)

Jiuxiao picked up Feiyuwan and sat on the sofa. He looked around but couldn't find Otto.

"Where is Rakshasa? Did she go back?"

“Oh, she asked me something about Vera, then ran off with a long face. Judas said not to worry about her, so I didn’t pay much attention,” Karen replied while eating snacks.

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Kiana came out carrying Theresa, whose hair was tied into two small buns.

"Ta-da! Everyone, come and see if Auntie is cute!"

"Everyone, isn't Theresa even cuter now?~" Theresa winked after saying that.

"Pfft—" Karen's nose gushed blood, and she fainted from bliss.

"Kallen! Karen, what's wrong with you?!"

"Nine Heavens... tell Yae Sakura... I have no regrets in dying..."

"Don't die so hastily!" Jiu Xiao said, both amused and exasperated, as he helped Karen up.

Kallen got up, wiped the blood from her nose, and then hugged Theresa and Kiana together, rubbing her face against theirs frantically.

"So cute! This is paradise!"

Jiuxiao looked at Yae Sakura, who had just run out because of Kallen's massive bleeding and the smell of blood, and patted her on the shoulder, asking, "What do you think?"

"I apologize, but my charm has disappointed Jiuxiao. Rakshasa also dislikes you very much, but as for Karen..."

Yae Sakura paused, then walked behind Kallen, grabbed her by the collar, and lifted her up.

"I'm sorry for my poor discipline of my wife, everyone must be laughing at me." Yae Sakura dragged Kallen back to her room, ready to give her a good talking-to.

Seeing Yae Sakura's gloomy expression, Kallen immediately shouted in a panic.

"Sakura? No way...she's going to kill someone!! Jiuxiao, save me!!!"

She's been so pampered by Jiu Xiao that she's almost forgotten how to fight. When Yae Sakura trains her later, she'll definitely break her arms and legs!

Jiuxiao held Theresa and Kiana, expressing his helplessness to Kallen.

"Keep it up, I shouldn't interfere too much in matters between husband and wife."

As is well known, Yae Sakura has a serious yandere tendency. Five hundred years ago, because Kallen took good care of other girls, Yae Sakura was very jealous. She and Hishiyomaru hit it off and transformed into a pseudo-Herrscher, intending to kill everyone in Yae Village and turn Kallen into a doll.

Although Karen's resistance failed and she even used psychological manipulation on him, love is about sharing and giving.

Sharing and contributing my ass! It's one thing to stick close to Theresa, but she even dares to stick close to Kiana! If she weren't outmatched by Jiuxiao and Kiana, Yae Sakura would have wiped out everyone here.

"Elbow, come inside with me."

"No~"

After a long while, Yae Sakura walked out of the room looking radiant, and even straightened her clothes as she came out.

After Yae Sakura left, Kallen, disheveled and trembling, leaned against the wall as she walked out. Unlike Yae Sakura, who was radiant, Kallen's legs were still shaking, and she didn't even have time to cover up the lipstick marks on her face, the drool around her mouth, and the hickeys on her neck.

Seeing Kallen completely devoured by Yae Sakura, Jiu Xiao grinned.

"Tsk tsk tsk, so our witty Lian is the one down there. I thought such a cool older sister would be the one up there~"

Karen rolled her eyes at Jiuxiao; she didn't have the energy to argue with him anymore.

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"Oh, is Yae Sakura going to make a few more medicinal dishes?"

"Yes, Karen has been drinking too much water. I'm worried she'll get dehydrated, so she needs to be properly nourished. You can learn these medicinal recipes from me; I think you'll find them useful in the future."

Chapter 139 The Banquet Is Always Short

Mei brought out a plate of freshly made spicy crab soup, then looked at the empty plate on the table with a puzzled expression.

"Strange, where are the fried chicken nuggets I just made?"

While Mei was wondering what was going on, a small, snow-white hand sneakily reached up from under the table, grabbed a piece of lamb chop, and then shrank back down.

Mei followed the little hand and looked under the table, where she spotted Kiana stealing food. Kiana was holding a lamb chop she had just stolen in one hand and a half-eaten roast chicken in the other, her cheeks bulging from eating.

"Oh, we've been found out. Mei, would you like to have some with us?" Kiana handed Mei the lamb chops she was holding; she hadn't tried them before.

Seeing Kiana showing no shame whatsoever, Mei's head was filled with countless hashtags.

"Kiana!! Don't you dare steal any food!!!"

"But Mei's cooking is so delicious, how could I possibly resist..." Kiana replied to Mei confidently while eating.

"That won't do! Stealing food is wrong!" Mei grabbed Kiana by the ear and dragged her away. "It'll be finished in a little while, just bear with it a little longer!"

"Oh~ I'll have another small portion then." Kiana said, saying she would only eat a small portion, but she picked up the whole plate of handmade beef balls and ran away.

"Kiana!!!"

Mei was furious, but Kiana had already run off with the things. Helpless, Mei stormed back to the kitchen, and, increasingly angry, kicked Kaga, who was squatting nearby peeling potatoes.

"Raiden Mei, what are you doing!"

"You're moving too much, it's affecting the cooking temperature."

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? Huihuo?

In the living room, Kiana, holding a plate, jumped up and sat on Jiu Xiao. She grabbed a small meatball and fed it to him.

"Try it, I just stole it."

"No wonder Mei is so popular, this isn't just stealing, it's outright robbery!"

But since it was already being fed to him, there was no reason not to eat it, so Jiuxiao sucked on Kiana's fingers along with the food.

The beef balls were incredibly tender, and paired with Kiana's fingers, which were covered in the sauce of the dish, the taste was simply divine.

"Ugh~ Disgusting." Kiana pulled her finger away in disgust and wiped it on Jiu Xiao's body. "Next time, let me wash my hands first before eating. This is so unhygienic."