Honkai Impact: Starting from Wandering with Kiana

They even created a lesbian group to have sex parties together.

Just then, someone spoke up in the group.

"Nine Heavens Sleeping Faces Photo Album, a must-have for nighttime self-defense, 99 yuan a copy, anyone want it?"

A group of people replied immediately.

"Give me one." "One for me too." "I'll trade you some XX films, okay?" "I'll stay with you for the night, you're getting a good deal."...

Cortana quietly sent a copy to everyone who sent money or other good things in exchange, ignoring those who wanted to join her for a silver party.

"Hey, Mei and Huihu are in the group too. They want a copy of Jiuxiao's sleeping face album too. Jiuxiao is my dear master, so I have to pay extra."

Cortana deleted the message halfway through editing. "Whatever, these two are using my money anyway. Let them trade their sleeping photos for each other. Heh heh."

Although she didn't create the group, it was easy for her to sneak in unnoticed. She didn't have any particular quirks; Cortana just thought it would be fun.

Then, secretly send the "good stuff" to Jiuxiao's phone, and then let Kiana "accidentally" see it. Or, expose Mei and Huihuo's behavior and surprise everyone.

Hey, then we'll have some juicy gossip to enjoy.

Don't ask Cortana why she's so cunning; she learned it from Jiuxiao. Finding fun is her only hobby in this new life.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the classroom, Mei and Huihuo used books to block their view, looking at Jiuxiao's sleeping face photo album on their phones and making strange "heh heh" noises.

"Tsk tsk tsk. Raiden Mei, I misjudged you. You actually have this kind of fetish." Mei's stigmata appeared on her waist. Mei was looking at a photo album of sleeping faces, and Miss Raiden was looking at it too. However, Miss Raiden didn't intend for Mei to hear her mutterings, and Mei was unaware that there was another person inside her peeking at her.

As for why Mei and Kaguya are in the group chat, it's because they are both single, beautiful girls, and their classmates lured them in.

The mature and alluring Raiden Mei in black stockings was driving these eager girls crazy, but Raiden Mei resolutely rejected them all.

Hui Huo was too sharp-tongued. Everyone was initially quite fond of Hui Huo, but after everyone criticized her for being sarcastic, no one paid any attention to her anymore.

There are two heavyweights in there: Fu Hua and Bronya.

Bronya's emotionless, loli-like personality evokes maternal instincts in many young girls, who shower her with affection. Unfortunately, Bronya is only interested in Raiden Mei and Seele; unless others actively engage with her, she doesn't even glance at them and rarely speaks in group chats.

As for the other heavyweight, Fu Hua felt like she had entered a new world. Although she was 50,000 years old, she only had 5,000 to 6,000 years of experience. This trend was still too advanced for an old-fashioned person like her. She once spoke up, saying that the students' behavior was wrong, and lectured them for a long time.

Then Fu Hua was permanently banned. She could only silently continue to accept this new world each day; leaving the group was out of the question—everyone in it was incredibly nice to talk to.

It's safe to say that, aside from Kiana and Jiuxiao, the legitimate couple, and a few teachers, all the other students were there—all vibrant and beautiful young women!

If Kiana knew, she would definitely say righteously, "This academy is collapsing because there are no boys, so the girls can't enjoy their youth and romance. They've all become shut-in fujoshi and have become decadent, turning into zombies and causing the collapse."

Fortunately, the key figure to save the school arrived at this moment! I, Kiana, will conquer all the beautiful girls and save the school!

If Jiuxiao knew, he'd definitely play hard to get, saying one thing but meaning another, and joining the Yinpa family anyway. Even though he might get squeezed dry, he'd be the only one enjoying himself!

Fortunately, Kiana and Jiuxiao were unaware of this, otherwise, if the academy hadn't been saved, Kiana and Jiuxiao would definitely have been killed or expelled from Destiny.

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Jingle Bell--

The bell rang, and the unknown teacher packed up and left. Jiu Xiao and Kiana also woke up, having already developed good sleeping habits.

Jiuxiao and Qiyana stretched and leaned against each other, radiating happiness.

"Idiot Kiana, you slept all day again. Wasting your time, what a waste! How could you be so decadent? How can you become a Valkyrie who can stand alone like this!" Jiuxiao bumped Kiana's head with his head, looking at her with a disappointed expression.

"You bastard Jiuxiao, you were sleeping too, how dare you say that to me!" Kiana said, and then gave Jiuxiao a headbutt in return.

"Hmph, I'm a Herrscher now. Even the weakest Herrscher is comparable to an S-rank Valkyrie. Kiana isn't even an A-rank Valkyrie yet, how can she compare to me?"

"Just wait, when I become an S-class Valkyrie, I'll see how I ride you down."

Chapter 73 The world is off, but it seems to be quite far off.

"Aren't Kiana and Jiuxiao worried about the upcoming exams? They just transferred schools not long ago and already have exams coming up." A classmate next to them asked with concern, addressing the two who hadn't been paying attention in class.

"Worry?"

Kiana and Jiuxiao stood together, hands on their hips, looking confident.

Kiana said, "I'm a genius! With my talent, passing this kind of exam is no problem at all."

Jiuxiao chimed in, "We have absolutely no problem with combat."

"But...exams aren't just about testing..."

"Kiana and Jiuxiao, it's good to be confident, but don't underestimate the Valkyrie Exam," said Fu Hua, the class monitor, as she walked over.

"Wow, it's Sister Fu Hua!" "Class Monitor Fu Hua is so handsome~" "Class Monitor Fu Hua, I want to have your baby~"

Before the classmate could finish speaking, Fu Hua, the class monitor, walked over. The classmates who were originally planning to remind Kiana and the others immediately became Fu Hua's devoted fans.

"Although you are all exceptionally talented, remember not to be impatient for quick success. Be careful not to be hasty and fail to achieve your goals," Fu Hua said, ignoring the female fans and continuing to lecture Kiana and Jiuxiao.

Kiana, though completely oblivious to what Fu Hua was saying, still confidently stated:

"Hmph, of course I know that."

"Really? That was my mistake."

Fu Hua nodded and said nothing more. She walked past Kiana and left, immediately fleeing the scene as soon as she exited the classroom. Fu Hua liked these classmates, but their "enthusiasm" frightened her. If she didn't run away quickly, they would strip her naked.

After Fu Hua left, Kiana asked Mei and Jiu Xiao thoughtfully.

"Um... was the class monitor just yelling at me?"

"I think she just wanted you and Jiuxiao to take the exam seriously," Mei said with an awkward smile, explaining to Kiana.

"Don't worry, don't worry, we'll definitely pass everything." Jiu Xiao patted Kiana's head. This silly girl doesn't even know if someone is cursing or praising her, yet she can answer others so confidently.

Jiuxiao wasn't worried at all about the exam; after all, Cortana was around, so he could cheat. Hehe.

(Don't cheat!!! Study hard.)

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On the day of the exam.

They had already conspired with Cortana, and both Jiuxiao and Kiana brought along some advanced technology, but on the day of the exam, Cortana changed her mind.

When Jiuxiao and Qiyana activated the advanced technology, there was only a message from Cortana on it.

"Exams are meant to test your abilities. Cheating to pass the exam and become a war god on the battlefield will only harm you. As your dearest daughter, I've decided to take responsibility for you."

"Damn it, you should have told me beforehand! I'm already in the exam hall and you're pulling this stunt on me!" Jiu Xiao was so angry that he crushed the black technology device.

"You idiot Jiuxiao, I told you not to cheat! Relying on this kind of thing is no better than relying on me. With my talent, passing the test will be no problem at all~" Kiana also threw the black technology aside and said to Jiuxiao with a smile.

"You idiot Kiana, do you even know what you're gloating about?!"

"Kiana, Jiuxiao! You two, stop whispering during the exam!" The teacher, maintaining order, patted the podium and shouted at the two of them.

Jiuxiao and Kiana had no choice but to obediently answer the questions.

Kiana looked down at the cryptic text, then drifted off to sleep.

"Was Edison a man or a woman? What a stupid question. He was definitely a man."

Who was the first human in history to possess the ability to resist the Honkai? (Hint: The owner of the Xuanyuan Sword.)

"Isn't the owner of the Xuanyuan Sword Ji Xuanyuan? This is too easy. Watch me handle it with ease."

Jiuxiao thought the history exam would be difficult, but it turned out to be nothing special. He easily mastered it with his knowledge from before he transmigrated.

Then, as expected, Jiuxiao died. Not only history, but also physics and chemistry all failed, because in the Honkai world, the influence of Honkai energy cannot be ignored, and the people who proposed these formulas and conclusions were all people who were inseparable from Honkai.

Walter told him he had failed the exam, and Walter, who was grading the papers, almost fainted from high blood pressure.

"Jiuxiao, you never listen in class, do you? How come you got a zero in history?! And aren't you from China? How come you don't even know the history of your own China?!"

"Aba Aba..."

Faced with Walter's roar, Jiuxiao could only pretend to be stupid. No matter how hard Jiuxiao thought about it, he couldn't understand why the two worlds were so different.

How would I know that Ji Xuanyuan in this world is called Ji Lin, and that she's a petite little girl!

And why is Lao Tzu named Xiao Yun, and a young female swordsman?! I remember it was about 3000 disciples of the Tao Te Ching, how did it become 3000 disciples descending Mount Taixu?! Now it's truly about convincing people with "reason".

Kiana, until the exam results were announced, thought she was sure she would pass, because her performance in the practical test was outstanding.

Today is the day the results are announced. Kiana and Mei came to see the results, but Jiuxiao said he already knew everything and refused to come.

"Hmph, a mere little test, I'll crush it with my bare hands," Kiana said confidently below the results board.

"Wow~ Silly Kiana can actually use four-character idioms now. That's commendable, very impressive!"

Huihuo mocked from the side. Huihuo could control her sharp tongue to some extent, but she couldn't help being sarcastic; it all came out subconsciously.

Mei stood helplessly between the two, preventing them from fighting again. "That's not a four-character idiom. Huihuo, you're no better than that, so stop mocking Kiana."

"Wow, the second and third place are transfer students Bronya and Mei!" "Amazing!" "Waaah~ I suddenly want to sleep with them, what should I do..." "Get lost, you pervert."

"Let me see, I'm definitely number one!" Kiana heard the discussion and started pushing her way in, hoping to see her name.

"What! Fu Hua is in first place! What about my name? Wait, why isn't Jiu Xiao's name here either?" Kiana started looking down, but couldn't find her name.

Mei pointed to the other half of the notice board and said to Kiana, "Kiana's name seems to be over here... Jiuxiao's is too..."

"Really? Then it must be because Jiuxiao and I got special praise for our good grades~"