Yu Chen licked his lips and couldn't help but lean forward again, wanting to smell the aroma of the grilled fish.

Fu Xuan stumbled forward after being accidentally bumped by him. Her eyes twitched, and she raised her hand to deliver a back elbow strike, a powerful, liver-splitting elbow.

"I bought them all for you, and you still dare to bump into me? Do you want to die?"

An angry voice came over, and Yu Chen's eyebrows twitched as he took a step back, feeling a slight discomfort coming from his liver.

This girl is really ruthless. If a trained fighter had hit him like that when he was completely unprepared, he would have been in pain for a long time.

"I didn't do it on purpose... Fu Xuan, you really hit me hard!"

He pretended to crouch down, clutching the spot where he had been hit, his face instantly contorting in pain.

"You dare to address me like that again..." Fu Xuan glared at him, then his expression froze. Seeing his pained expression, he couldn't help but panic for a moment. Was the damage he had just inflicted really that great?

She clearly poked him with a hairpin before, and this guy was so powerful he could toy with her. And wasn't he supposed to be a sword saint? How could he be so fragile?

Although he had some doubts, Fu Xuan couldn't help but worry because his expression didn't seem to be faking it.

"Are you OK?"

Yu Chen didn't speak, but just squatted down with a furrowed brow in pain, a deep '川' etched between his eyebrows.

"Ouch, Your Excellency, it looks like you just hit this guy's liver. That area can't take a beating!"

The owner of the grilled fish restaurant also craned his neck to look outside. The Grand Diviner had beaten up the brother who was suspected to be his young lover.

hey-hey…

That's hilarious!

Hearing this, Fu Xuan panicked even more, but he managed to maintain a calm demeanor.

"Then...should we send him to the Pill Refining Department?"

"Well... it depends on how bad his injuries are. But it's alright. Even if he has the most severe internal organ rupture and is on the verge of death, as long as the great physician from the Pill Refining Department comes, he can be miraculously saved."

Fu Xuan's heart skipped a beat upon hearing this. Could it really be that serious?

"Hello... hello, Yu Chen? Are you alright? Can you hear me?"

She crouched down and poked his pained, contorted face, forgetting even his usual quirks.

Lord Fu Xuan was completely panicked at this moment, not because he was worried about what would happen to Yu Chen, but because he was afraid that something might go wrong...

Chapter 14 Spin it into your mouth

She could already imagine what the 'Luofu Daily' would publish tomorrow.

Report! Report! Report!

Breaking news! Fu Taibu of the Taibu Bureau has assaulted a newly hired employee in the street, severely injuring him and forcing him to be rushed to the Dan Ding Bureau for emergency treatment!

That seemingly beautiful and gentle fortune teller was actually such a vicious and venomous woman!

He resorted to such a vicious act because he was dissatisfied with his employees!

That's truly terrifying!

Then her dream of becoming a general was shattered on the spot. What if Yu Chen died, and the Ten Kings' Office intervened in the investigation, stripping her of her position as Grand Diviner, and the once glorious Grand Diviner faced imprisonment...

"Waaaaah...it hurts so much! I feel like I wouldn't be able to get up without two jars of Yuheng wine..."

A painful groan suddenly rang out, like a thunderbolt, instantly shattering all of Fu Xuan's worries.

She trembled as she reached out and placed her hand on Yu Chen's face, then gently pinched his cheek and lifted it up.

Fu Xuan smiled and looked into his eyes. "Tell me, how do you want to die?"

Seeing that his trick had been exposed, Yu Chen grinned, "Hehehe... Lord Fu Xuan shouldn't be angry with me, right?"

"Haha, of course not, I just want to strangle you~"

Fu Xuan smiled, a faint blush rising on his pretty face, making him look exceptionally adorable.

Click~

Her hand slid down and grabbed his neck, then she used both hands together, determined to kill him, and strangled him with all her might.

"Yu Chen, you big bad guy!!!"

"Ughhhh~ My neck's going to break!"

Yu Chen let her shake his head back and forth, rolling his eyes and sticking out his tongue as if he was about to send it.

But Fu Xuan was no longer fooled. He shook him for a long time before stopping when he realized he really couldn't kill him.

"Cough cough cough~ Are you really that bad at taking a joke?!"

Yu Chen rubbed his neck and pouted.

Fu Xuan snorted coldly and didn't even bother to acknowledge him.

"Hehehe~ You two really have a good relationship!"

The owner of the grilled fish restaurant chuckled and looked at the two of them with an ambiguous expression.

"Who's on good terms with him/her!"

The two of them glared at the grilled fish owner in unison, their tone and movements strangely synchronized.

"Hehehe, don't you see how well you two are in sync? You look so much like a married couple!"

The grilled fish restaurant owner was even happier.

"They look like a married couple? What a load of rubbish!" ×2

Yu Chen and Fu Xuan exchanged a glance, then simultaneously snorted and turned their heads away, refusing to look at each other.

"Boss, I have to say your judgment is really terrible!"

Yu Chen leaned on the counter, watching him grill the fish and humming.

Fu Xuan glanced at the shop owner, his expression also showing displeasure.

She was terrified when I told her he was seriously injured, and now she's randomly shipping them.

This person is bad!

"Hehehe... How about we make a bet? If you two get married in the future, give me, Old Liu, a plaque to commemorate your love."

The owner of the grilled fish restaurant looked at him with a smile and said.

Yu Chen didn't care at all and agreed, "Sure, you really can get along with this little girl..."

Well, has the divination been completed?

"I've been single for thousands of years, how could I possibly fall for her?"

"Oh my, you must be very old."

The grilled fish restaurant owner exclaimed in surprise, "Celestial beings are mostly long-lived, but as time goes by, the probability of them falling into demonic possession also increases."

There aren't many people like him who have such a youthful mindset and maintain such a stable state.

But then the boss suddenly chuckled, "So that's considered a twilight romance!"

"Who would want to date him!" Fu Xuan, who had been listening for a long time, finally couldn't help but exclaim.

"Hahaha, then I, Lao Liu, will be the witness and see who wins in the end, you guys or me!"

He laughed heartily, and as he spoke, two steaming hot grilled fish were ready.

"Here you go, eat it while it's hot, it tastes best!"

Alright!

Yu Chen reached out and took it, his face immediately beaming with a smile, showing no signs of having just eaten too much.

"What a pig! He can eat so much..."

As Fu Xuan took out his money, he muttered a complaint under his breath.

"Hmph~" Yu Chen snorted lightly, not saying much. He had already invited him, so he might as well say a few words.

It doesn't matter, it doesn't hurt or itch!

Moreover, he discovered that this Lord Fu Xuan didn't seem to know how to swear!

I'd been holding it in for ages and all I got was a complete idiot. It's really...

cute.

Although he was somewhat reluctant to admit it, he was still slightly charmed by it.

The grilled fish restaurant manager, while collecting money, cheerfully advised Fu Xuan, "Hey~ Master Taibu, don't say that! Being able to eat is a blessing, and men who can eat a lot are more likely to stay at home and won't go out and mess around."

"Feed them more and they'll behave!"

Fu Xuan thought it made a lot of sense and nodded, but then immediately realized what he meant and glared at the grilled fish shop owner with a red face.

"What business is it of mine what his private life is like!"

"Hahaha...who knows?"

Amidst his cheerful joking, the two finally succumbed to their exhaustion and walked away.

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