Su Shang: "..."
Gui Naifen: "However, Changchang, don't underestimate yourself. You have many other strengths."
Su Chang: "For example?"
Gui Naifen: "I can sleep."
Su Shang: "..."
……
Video continues.
At this moment, Su Chang asked Luo Sha again: "Isn't it tiring to carry such a big coffin?"
"Why not get a smaller one?"
……
On the barrage.
Xing: "More important than that, isn't it why Rakshasa is carrying a coffin?"
March 7th: "Also, a coffin is for putting people in; how small can it be?"
Xing: "Actually, it can be made smaller, for example, by having the passengers inside change their posture and squeeze in."
Xing: "Or we could compress the passengers inside."
Xing: "Or we could just burn it to ashes, wouldn't that maximize the use of space?"
March 7: "Passengers inside: 6."
Silver Wolf: "Are you searching for: urn?"
……
Video continues.
In the video.
Rakshasa replied to Su Chang: "Because the larger the coffin, the more expensive it is."
"The more expensive the coffin, the more expenses there are."
"The more you spend, the less budget you have."
"The smaller the budget, the smaller the coffin."
"Therefore, the larger the coffin, the smaller the actual coffin."
Su Chang fell silent.
……
On the barrage.
Xing: "Uh... well-reasoned and convincing."
March 7: "I feel like my brain was just raped."
Hiluva: "Hahaha, this reasoning is airtight and extremely convincing."
Qingque: "This conclusion seems wrong no matter how you look at it, but it also doesn't seem wrong in any way?"
Su Chang: "Ahhh, I can't figure it out, my brain feels like it's on fire."
Gui Naifen: "Shangshang, don't make things difficult for yourself."
Walter: "Actually, it's not hard to understand."
Walter: "The final conclusion is: the bigger the coffin, the smaller the coffins will be in the future."
March 7th: "Oh!! As expected of Uncle Yang, he's so clever!"
Xing: "March, did you understand Uncle Yang's explanation? I'm still a little confused."
March 7th: "I didn't understand. We're just here to support Uncle Yang."
star:"……"
……
The video continues to play.
Su Chang thought for a long time, but clearly couldn't understand Luo Sha's logic.
Then the question changed: "What exactly is locked inside this coffin?"
……
This issue has also attracted the attention of the audience.
Xing: "Yes, some say that Miss Jingliu was in Rakshasa's coffin, while others say it was a star core, so what exactly was inside?"
March 7: "Often, the truth of things is extremely unexpected."
March 7: "Maybe the coffin contains neither Miss Jingliu nor Star Core."
March 7: "This is a detective's intuition."
Xing: "Then what else do you think might be inside?"
March 7: "Hmm...maybe...maybe it's full of Fairy Happiness Tea?"
March 7: "Isn't he a businessman? Maybe he's stocked up on some goods."
Xing: "Uh, so you're going to bring the Star Core into Luofu with Miss Jingliu, and then sell milk tea on the side, right?"
Xing: "March, I think you just want to drink milk tea, don't you?"
March 7: "Hehe, a little bit."
Xing: "I just thought of a possibility, which is much more likely than what you said."
March 7th: "What's the saying?"
Xing: "Look, isn't that coffin made of an living person?"
Xing: "Is it possible that when you open it up, it's full of internal organs like the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys?"
March 7: "..."
March 7: "Although I have to admit that your statement is quite reasonable."
March 7th: "But this is just too cheesy!"
Qingque: "...Xing's conjecture is indeed a bit disgusting."
Xing: "Then what other possibilities do you think Qingque has?"
Qingque: "I won't guess anymore, let's see how the Rakshasa in the video answers."
……
In the video.
The Rakshasa replied, "Osprey."
"Huh?" Su Chang asked, puzzled.
"As the saying goes, 'The coffin is closed to the ospreys,'" Rakshasa explained.
……
On the barrage.
March 7th: "It turns out to be another pun-based lame joke!"
From "killing someone leads to a long life" to "a coffin with ospreys," they've encountered quite a few puns these past two days.
Xing: "The coffin is closed, the ospreys cry, on the boat with the pit, right?"
Xing: "Rakshasa, remember to send me your earnings from this month's business. I'm confiscating them."
Rakshasa: "I'm sorry, I've been spending this month in jail and haven't had any income."
……
At this moment in the video.
Su Chang shook her head, still puzzled: "Never heard of it."
……
On the barrage.
Everyone burst out laughing when they saw it.
March 7: "Haha, this pun-based lame joke has met its match."
Qingque: "I've never heard of this word before. How are you going to respond?"
Xing: "As expected of you, Su Chang."
Gui Naifen: "Only Changchang can be perfectly immune to these puns."
Su Chang: "Hehe, I'm not that good either."
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