"Ugh!"
After the two sounds, the Rakshasa was seen gradually sinking into the water.
……
On the barrage.
Qingque: "Ah... Rakshasa really did die!"
March 7: "We believe that Rakshasa has returned to normal, but unfortunately, she said the wrong line."
Hiluva: "That unlucky Rakshasa, first he fainted, then he messed up the channel, and then he got hit with a few sticks."
Hiluva: "After finally getting back to normal, she was drowned in the lake because she said the wrong thing."
Xing: "Huh? Drowning in the lake? What do you mean, drowning in the lake? Rakshasa clearly jumped into the lake and committed suicide."
Qingque: "Oh right, right, you still have seven wounds on your body, right?"
Bai Lu: "Don't forget you still have three bumps on your head."
Hiluva: "After the investigators arrived, they uncovered the truth of the matter."
Hiluva: "According to the investigation, the deceased knocked himself unconscious three times, then stabbed himself seven times, and finally jumped into the lake to commit suicide."
Xing: "Alas, the world is so beautiful, why did Rakshasa have to think so negatively? Let us mourn for Rakshasa."
Rakshasa: “…”
……
The video ends here.
[Today's total emotional energy gain: 1,321,312]
[Cumulative Emotional Energy Gained: 12,688,893]
[Current Host Level: 644]
……
the next day.
at noon.
The light screen appeared together with the title.
"Yanqing, that silly child, has been clever since he was little."
……
On the barrage.
Xing: "The video creator understands what contradictory literature is."
Qingque: "If the next Mao Dun Literature Prize is not awarded to the video creator, I will cause a scene at the award ceremony."
Yanqing: "I have a feeling that this title is full of malice towards me."
Xing: "Little brother, listen to your sister's advice. Since you can't resist, just enjoy it."
March 7: "...I feel like there's something wrong with what you're saying, but I can't quite put my finger on it."
Xing: "What's wrong with that? Acceptance is the wisdom of life."
……
At this point, the video officially began playing.
Chapter 188 Yanqing: General, from now on, let's each talk our own business.
The video begins.
Dan Heng then appeared on the screen, revealing the form of the Dragon Lord.
"chameleon!"
“But you didn’t change color either!” Yanqing retorted from not far away.
"Just tell me if it's astringent or not."
Yanqing paused for two seconds, then said, "It is quite astringent."
……
On the barrage.
March 7: "Chameleon, right? Is that how you punctuate it?"
Qingque: "This dialogue... is so abstract."
Xing: "Hahaha, just two sentences and Danheng's image is ruined."
March 7: "The last video was also... It's been so long, has the light screen finally made its move against Dan Heng?"
Xing: "Speaking of which, Danheng's outfit after becoming the Dragon Lord is really revealing, those shoulders... that cutout... tsk tsk tsk~"
Xing: "Let me interview you, Professor Danheng. What were your considerations in choosing this outfit?"
Xing: "Is this your personal hobby? @Danheng"
Danheng: "...It changed on its own."
Xing: "Hey, Danheng, you don't need to hide it. Even if you have this kind of taste, we won't say anything."
Dan Heng: "..."
……
Video continues.
This video is again in the form of a series of short stories.
The next segment of the story has now begun.
General Jingyuan appeared on the screen.
He held his pet peacock in his hands and leaned closer with a smug expression: "Little peacock, can you still escape from my grasp?"
"You can't have spicy food!"
Then, he leaned closer to Shuoxue and said in an extremely high-pitched voice, "Little kitty!"
"A kitten like you was born to be eaten by your mother!"
……
On the barrage.
Xing: "Shocking!"
Xing: "General Jingyuan actually transformed into Lady Shiji and attacked innocent little animals!"
Xing: "Is this a moral decline or a distortion of human nature?"
March 7: "I originally thought that becoming a general's pet would allow me to enjoy all the riches and honors."
March 7: "But now it seems that being General Jingyuan's pet is not easy."
Qingque: "Just look at the expressions on Tuanque and Shuoxue's faces, they look like they've lost all will to live."
Yanqing: "But this should just be an exaggeration in the video, right?"
Yanqing: "Generals in real life are probably quite serious."
Jing Yuan: "..."
Yanqing: "General, you shouldn't remain silent at this time!"
……
In the video.
The scene then changes.
Jing Yuan was already held in the palm of a huge, alluring woman.
Everyone could recognize that it was Huanlong, who had obtained the body of the Jianmu tree.
Huanlong's cheek drew closer to Jingyuan's: "Oh~ Jingyuan, a kitten like you was born to be eaten by your mother!"
At that moment, Jingyuan understood his pets.
……
On the barrage.
Xing: "Hahaha, this might be karma."
March 7: "This story teaches us that we should treat our pets better in general."
Hiluva: "Many times, people can only understand others when their positions are reversed."
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