After being exposed to the beam of light, Fu Xuan once again fell into the same dazed state as before.
Then, his expression changed again, and he shouted, "Project Stigmata! Summon the Seven Saints!"
"Huh?" Xing looked completely bewildered.
But Fu Xuan hadn't finished speaking.
"Kevin loves instant noodles! Mining requires a two-handed sword! Tech geeks save the world!" she said three more times.
……
On the barrage.
Hiluwa: "Haha, Fu Taibu has been to quite a few film crews."
March 7: "Yeah, according to the information coming from the light screen, these are all from Honkai Impact 3rd and Genshin Impact, right?"
Natasha: "I really didn't expect that the people mining next door don't use pickaxes."
Oleg: "Yes, that's quite an eye-opener. Is it really faster to use a two-handed sword?"
Xing: "And what's even more unexpected is that Kevin, who was mentioned before as being all high-class, actually likes to slurp noodles?"
Silver Wolf: "The origin of this meme seems to be that Kevin used to organize team building activities and would often take his subordinates to eat noodles together."
March 7th: "A group of powerful individuals, whose mission is to save the world, are slurping noodles together around a conference table. The scene is truly beautiful. Uncle Yang, did you know about this beforehand?"
Walter: "Hehe, this is the first time I've heard of this. I didn't know Kevin Kaslana had this side to her."
……
The comments section was filled with laughter and amusement.
But in the video.
Xinghe and March 7th were not so happy.
"Strange pieces of knowledge entered my brain in a very despicable way," March 7th said speechlessly.
"Try this one again?" Xing changed the button and tried it again.
"Waaaaaahhhhh~" As the white light shot out, Fu Xuan became abstract again.
Then, she blurted out some strange facts again: "Drawing cards without washing hands guarantees a minimum payout!"
"Water people are prone to sudden death when the waves are high!"
"Angry Dawei... a miracle will happen!"
……
On the barrage.
Hiluva: "Wow, this one actually rhymes."
Xing: "Master, I get it! So the reason I could only get the big prize before was because I didn't wash my hands!"
Silver Wolf: "I think that for your face, without bathing, burning incense, and fasting for three days and three nights, the effect won't be significant."
Xing: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! I'll wash my hands in the next gacha banner and I'll definitely get two golden cards in ten pulls!"
Silver Wolf: "Hehe, I really envy your optimistic spirit."
March 7th: "By the way, who is this Dawei?"
Qingque: "It seems to be... the boss of the company that owns this game?"
Hiluva: "Wow, this video creator has some guts, daring to make fun of me like this. Aren't they afraid of losing their account?"
……
In the video.
March 7th also said, "Why do I have this terrible feeling that my account is going to be shut down?"
"I refuse to believe it!" Xing roared, frantically pressing all the buttons on the machine.
After another period of abstraction, Fu Xuan said with a solemn expression, "I saw... I saw..."
"Ah~ what did you see?" Xing immediately became excited.
……
On the barrage.
Xing: "Oh? I finally succeeded? Is my treasure chest finally going to make its appearance?!"
March 7: "It's our treasure chest."
Xing: "Go away and play somewhere else. You just betrayed me."
March 7th: "Everyone who sees it gets a share."
Sambo: "If I become rich and powerful, don't forget me!"
Silver Wolf: "But I don't think things will go that smoothly. Even if we do find the treasure chest, it's still uncertain whether there's any 'treasure' inside."
……
It must be said that Silver Wolf's judgment was quite accurate.
In the video.
Fu Xuan didn't reveal the location of the treasure chest, but instead...
"I see~ mountains~ mountains and rivers~" she began to sing.
Then he put on sunglasses, looking like a hip-hop artist: "The Wumeng Mountains connect to mountains beyond mountains~"
"Why are they singing now?" March 7th said speechlessly. "What are they singing about?"
……
On the barrage.
Hiluva: "I didn't realize that Fu Taibu had such an artistic talent."
March 7: "I must say, Fu Taibu's singing is actually quite good, his stage presence is great."
Sambo: "Yes, the lyrics are full of all kinds of emotions... and emotions."
Seele: "You didn't mention a word about techniques?"
Qingque: "No matter what! The Grand Diviner sang well!"
Xing: "Hmm, you sang very well. Don't sing again next time."
Xing: "Sigh... Fu Taibu is having a good time singing, but my treasure chest is still nowhere to be found."
Xing: "But I believe I won't give up!"
……
indeed.
The star in the video did not give up.
"Again!!!" Xing shone the beam of light on Fu Xuan once more.
Chapter 146 What kind of nonsense is this?
"Waaaaaaahhhhhh~"
After another period of abstract thought, Fu Xuan's expression remained as solemn as ever: "Those who betrayed me...those who betrayed me!!"
"It seems like we've created something incredible!!" March 7's eyes suddenly lit up.
Love, friendship, betrayal, revenge—a complex web of relationships.
The stories composed of these elements always manage to arouse great interest in people.
……
On the barrage.
Everyone became interested.
Xing: "Oh? Things are getting interesting."
Qingque: "Lord Fu Xuan, I never knew you had such a past. Who exactly was that person...?"
Fu Xuan: "I have no idea. This has never happened."
March 7: "Oh dear, at a time like this, Fu Taibu shouldn't be so secretive anymore, since it's going to be exposed soon anyway."
Fu Xuan: "Why would I lie to you? There's really no such thing."
March 7th: "Hmm? Does that mean something will happen in the future?"
Xing: "I get it! It must be Qingque!"
Xing: "The most trusted subordinate betrayed me at the most crucial moment, stabbing me in the back. That's how it's always portrayed in TV dramas."
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