A man was moving videos in Luofu, and at the beginning, he created a deadly scene.

……

In the video.

Silver Branch spreads its arms wide: "Excellent! Join us now, and when the Pure Star Goddess returns..."

while he was speaking.

behind him.

A bunch of colorful advertising slogans appeared.

[Sparring partners, the choice is yours!]

[Alien team building activity, starship transportation!]

[Luxury accommodations, including meals and lodging!]

[Join the group and receive a random 3-star rating!]

……

In the chat box.

March 7: "Uh... Silver Branch, isn't your advertisement a little suspicious?"

Qingque: "This layout..."

"Those in the know say this is a recruitment advertisement for the Pure Beauty Knights."

"Anyone who didn't know better would think they'd clicked on some weird little website."

Gui Naifen: "This advertising slogan has a strong pyramid scheme vibe to it."

Jimi: "Or it could be a shady factory."

"It was said to be a palace for lodging, but it turned out that several hundred people actually lived in the main hall of the palace."

"It's called a starship, but it's actually a cargo ship."

"They call it an extraterrestrial tour, but it's actually just a trip to a neighboring planet or something."

Gui Naifen: "Wow! Jimi is so familiar with these things! Did he suffer a loss before?"

Jimi: "Sigh, the past is too painful to recall."

Hiluva: "Gimmy... let bygones be bygones."

……

In the video.

Yinzhi hadn't finished speaking.

Xing then rushed up and hugged him with a blissful expression: "(When the Pure Star God returns,) you will betroth me to a Pure Knight, right?"

"I'm in!!!"

She spun her head rapidly, rubbing it against Yinzhi's body.

……

In the chat box.

Gui Naifen: "Ah Xing finally couldn't suppress his true nature anymore."

March 7th: "You joined way too fast!"

"Let them finish their lines!"

Qingque: "Hahahaha, this head is spinning so fast, is it like a drill come to life?"

Su Chang: "Little Electric Drill Ah Xing"

Hiluva: "That horsepower is at least a thousand!"

"If you put it in a car as an engine, you could probably drive it up to 400 miles per hour!"

Qiong: "Yinzhi said that it just so happens that her armor hasn't been polished in a long time."

……

In the video.

March 7th roared from the side, "Can't you resist even the slightest temptation? Have some self-respect!"

Silver Branch looked at her: "The Knights, three days on, four days off, paid team building activities."

On March 7th, he immediately made a phone call: "Hey, Uncle Yang, I want to switch jobs."

at the same time.

Xing's head was still spinning at high speed.

Wisps of smoke rose from where her head rubbed against her armor.

……

In the chat box.

Hiluva: "Haha, even Little March has fallen for it."

Gui Naifen: "Mr. Walter looked completely bewildered. Why did he suddenly want to switch jobs?"

Xing: "And you're talking about me!"

"You weren't much better off in March!"

March 7th: "At least we managed to hold out for one round!"

"You didn't hesitate at all!"

Jimi: "This can't be blamed on Miss March 7th."

"After all, it's a three-day work week with four days off, and it includes paid team building activities!"

In this era where bosses relentlessly exploit their employees.

Three days on, four days off, paid team building activities—what a dream perk!

Qiong: "Actually, it's all for the sake of the plot. Our train's treatment isn't bad at all."

March 7th: "Yes."

"If we're talking about rest, we can rest every day."

"If we're talking about team building, going on expeditions to different planets is team building in itself."

"So our job-hopping and all that is just for the sake of the plot."

"Sister Ji Zi, Uncle Yang, you have to believe in us!"

"I love trains the most, I won't switch jobs!"

Himeko: "Heh, when have we ever not believed you?"

Xing: "Then believe me too, this is just for the sake of the plot."

Qiong: "I don't think so."

Xing: "What did you say!"

Gui Naifen: "Speaking of which, why is Ah Xing still mooching off us?"

"Silver Branch's armor is practically burning up, hahaha!"

……

At this moment in the video.

Walter received a call on March 7th and rushed back to the train.

After understanding the situation, he pushed up his glasses and said, "Indeed."

"Every member of the Pure Knights is talented, and they all speak very well."

When Walter finished praising her, Silver Branch said, "That's right, it is I!"

at the same time.

A powerful melody, unique to Kaito, the chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) teenager from "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.", begins to play.

……

In the chat box.

Gui Naifen: "A burst of powerful music rang out!"

Qiong: "In the past, when powerful music played, it was always the background music of Firefly."

"They actually changed it this time, which is really rare."

Hilva: "If I remember correctly, the background music this time is from a supernatural anime set in another world, right?"

Xing: "Yeah, it's the background music for a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) kid."

"In a sense, it really suits Yinzhi."

Neither of them speaks human language.