A man was moving videos in Luofu, and at the beginning, he created a deadly scene.

Xing: "Good heavens, what kind of alien is it?"

Are eyes the same as nose?

Isn't that one of those aliens that doesn't have eyes and only relies on its sense of smell?

Qingque: "It's also possible that he has a pair of eyeballs inside his nostrils."

Qiong: "Truly looking down on people!"

Gui Naifen: "This is so incredibly cheesy!!"

Putting eyeballs in your nostrils?

This is scarier than Alien!

Sambo: "So here's the question."

"The nostrils are blocked by the eyes."

"Then what do we use to breathe and smell?"

"Eye sockets?"

March 7: "Stop talking, stop talking."

"If this keeps up, Portio could debut in the Souls series!"

……

Video continues.

Portio then loaded the bullets into the cylinder of the revolver.

The enhanced combat technique, the second normal attack, was unleashed.

He also said, "Be strong (bring it on)!"

"You little rascal!"

"Take out the cockroach (draws a gun)!"

"I've been dead for three years (I didn't say I was counting to three)!"

……

In the chat box.

March 7th: "I can't be strong at all!"

"I hate cockroaches the most!"

That flat body, that greasy surface.

The thought of it sent chills down her spine.

And the most terrifying thing is...

They can sometimes even fly!

Sambo: "I saw Potio stuff the cockroach into the hole of the revolver."

"Then he pulled the trigger repeatedly."

"Then several cockroaches flew towards the enemy's face!"

Qingque: "That was truly an attack with extremely strong mental damage..."

Gui Naifen: "I'd rather be shot."

"The last line, 'dead for three years,' must be referring to the enemy, right?"

"I'm sure he was disgusted to death."

Xing: "The security guard in charge of the demonstration said."

"Although three years have passed since that battle."

"But when I recall it..."

He would still feel a chill run down his spine!

"He still remembers the sensation of the tentacles in his mouth teasing his tongue."

March 7th: "That's enough!!!!!"

"That's disgusting!!"

……

While everyone was feeling a bit of an upset stomach.

At this moment in the video.

Portio is ready to unleash his ultimate move.

All I heard him say was, "I was fired for queuing to poop (there's no reasoning with you anymore)!"

……

In the chat box.

Xing: "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter."

"This reason for firing me is just unbelievable."

Its absurdity is comparable to "being fired for stepping into the office with your left foot".

But it's far more hilarious than anything else!

Jimi: "Guess why I'm not laughing?"

"Because I've actually experienced something like that!"

"Of course, not at the office!"

Qiong: "Disclaimer"

……

In the video.

Potio continued reading rapidly: "The two most famous creatures in the universe (there are only two kinds of people in the world)."

"An unreasonable man who swore to his daughter-in-law that he would not defecate for 24 days for money (or a gun with its barrel loaded)."

"Otherwise, build a grave like the Uranium Man (or dig your own grave)!"

……

In the chat box.

Hiluva: "That's...indeed."

"If such a person really existed, it would be impossible for him not to be famous."

Qingque: "The sentence before that..."

"Is Theo's dialogue just constantly harping on shit?"

Gui Naifen: "This gentleman seems very suitable to work for that company."

Xing: "24 days... Awesome!"

Even if you don't go to the toilet for just 4 days, your stool will become hard and dry.

24 days?

This shit must have been compressed into a diamond!

Qiong: "That last sentence is also quite significant!"

Luca: "I miss you, sir."

Qingque: "Man! what can I say?"

March 7: "I have a feeling that this sentence exposes some kind of crime..."

Xing: "The case is solved. Lao Da was assassinated by Miss Han Ya's father, the King of Uranium."

"Then the king felt very regretful and converted to Buddhism."

Gui Naifen: "It's actually...perfectly reasonable!"

Gallagher: "The fictional historian gave you a thumbs up."

……

Video continues.

Potio hadn't finished his lines yet.

After the ultimate skill, there's another line from the enhanced basic attack: "Pah (fire)!"

"If you breathe again, I'll kill you (this final reward is for you)!"

……

In the chat box.