A man was moving videos in Luofu, and at the beginning, he created a deadly scene.

Walter: "By the way, did you guys notice? There's another language in the subtitles."

The video includes subtitles.

The subtitles for today's video, besides the square characters, also include another type of script.

Jingyuan: "This... based on the knowledge that suddenly popped into my head just now, it should be called in English, right?"

Yanqing: "It seems that in that world, making bilingual subtitles is quite common."

Xing: "Yes, don't we often use bilingual subtitles in our world? Uncle Yang, is there a problem with this?"

Walter: "Have you guys noticed the meaning of the English subtitles? They seem different from the Chinese subtitles?"

After thinking about it, everyone realized that it was indeed true.

The English subtitles in the video just now were:

“I am your new wife.”

“lovely and lovely explode.”

It's not exactly the same as the Chinese subtitles; in fact, it's completely unrelated.

March 7: "I am ur... Wait, who's the new wife?!"

Star: "Congratulations on March, you've ascended to the throne of the nation's wife."

Jing Yuan: "I've heard that there's a game called 'Illusion Play' on the Immortal Ship, where there are countless virtual beauties."

Jing Yuan: "Many young people on the Immortal Ship are obsessed with it and take the women on it as their wives."

Jingyuan: "Since our world is also a game over there, it should be the same situation, right?"

March 7th: "Young people, work hard and pursue your dreams! Don't waste your time like this!"

Xing: "Huh? So, does that mean I also..."

March 7: "No, given Xing's personality, no one would treat you like a wife, at most like a buddy."

Xing: "March 7th!"

……

The video continues.

"As defenders of universal peace, which planet's crisis will we resolve today?" March 7th says in the video.

……

In the comments section.

Jing Yuan: "Speaking of which, I've heard that the Star Train does indeed frequently help various planets resolve crises."

March 7: "It's not just hearsay, it's all true. There were a few times when it took us a lot of effort. Especially the times when we had star cores."

Xing: "However, the core of Yalilo VI was recovered very smoothly this time."

After they landed on the Yallo VI in the morning, they found that someone was already waiting there to greet them.

Then, with the full support of the local leaders, the star core was successfully sealed in one morning and brought back to the train.

March 7: "That was a special case. Xing, you're really lucky; the first incident you encountered was so easy."

Cocolia: "Thank you all for your help. Only after the Star Core was sealed did I realize how severely I had been corrupted by it."

Himeko: "You're welcome. It's our duty."

March 7: "By the way, the English subtitles are wrong this time too!"

The English subtitles this time are:

"Today, which star will be huohuo ne?"

March 7: "What the hell is 'mischief'?! When have we ever caused trouble on other planets?!"

Dan Heng: "The thing about smashing a hole in the Tycoon Stadium..."

March 7th: "Uh... let's not talk about this anymore, let's watch the video. I wonder which planet our great achievements will be shown in the video? I'm really looking forward to it!"

……

In the video.

The doors of the Starry Sky Train slowly opened.

The first thing that appeared was a resolute face.

"Drink!!!"

The man had blond hair and his entire body was enveloped in golden battle aura.

He clenched his teeth, his palms facing each other, and was emitting waves.

"Drink ah ah ah ah!!!"

Opposite him, a bald alien with a ferocious face was exchanging energy with him.

Anyone who has read a certain shonen manga knows that these two are named Son Goku (Kakarot) and Frieza.

Upon seeing this, March 7 immediately closed the car door, turned around, and exclaimed in shock, "What's going on! Why are we on Namek?!"

(English subtitles: wtf, why we are in the Namek?)

……

On the barrage.

March 7: "Yeah! Why Namek?! We've never been there!"

Xing: "And what's more, Gokusang is currently exchanging energy with the Great King, isn't he? Namek is probably going to explode in a little while."

Jingyuan: "The English subtitles are as excellent as ever."

Yanqing: "Dragon Ball? I'm suddenly interested, but I guess we can't buy it here, what a pity."

Silver Wolf: "I'm definitely going to read this comic! I'll hack into any other world's network and show it to you!"

Himeko: "Star Core Hunter? You guys are watching this video too?"

Silver Wolf: "This light screen just suddenly appeared, so I had no choice but to look at it. Besides, it's quite interesting anyway."

Kafka: "Hi, Hoshino, how are you doing?"

Xing: "Kafka..."

Xing: "I have a lot of questions for you."

Kafka: "I know what you want to ask, but now is not the time. Let's watch the video first. Isn't this a rare experience?"

star:"……"

……

In the video.

Pam and Xing lay sprawled on the train's sofa, both with expressions of utter exhaustion and resignation.

Upon hearing March 7's question, Xing replied, "The train has been hacked by Silver Wolf, and now it keeps randomly heading to inexplicable places. Let's just leave it."

(English subtitles: bug le, always go to strange pace.bai le ba.)

March7th grabbed Pam, the train conductor, and yelled, "Don't do this so soon after the server opens! Fix it now!"

Her face was like a demon's; she grabbed Pam's ear with one hand and kept banging on Pam's hat with the other.

Pam, on the other hand, looked pitiful.

If someone were to actually commit such an act on March 7th, it would undoubtedly be quite egregious.

However, this is in a video, and the art style is more like a comic book.

So they don't seem so heinous anymore.

Chapter 9 Pam, you've been watching too many movies!

On the Star Dome Train.

Pam, hands on her hips, fumed, "March 7th passenger, you've gone too far! How could you treat your train conductor like this!"

“Slander! This is utter slander!” March 7th quickly denied. “How could I possibly do that to Pam!”

"No matter what, March 7th passenger, I'm going to punish you by making you never let me try on those weird clothes again!"

"How could this happen..." March 7th looked regretful and disappointed.

Pam secretly chuckled to herself.

It certainly doesn't confuse video with reality.

It was just pretending to be angry; its real purpose was to prevent us from dressing it up for play after March 7th!

Trying on those fancy clothes from March 7th was a despairing experience for Pam.