Walking in the Question and Answer System of Heroic Spirits

Yumizuka Satsuki: "I should say that this world is inherently abnormal."

As for why Uncle B came to smash up the store, we have to go back a few hours earlier.

[Einzbern Castle, surrounded by piles of game software, Ilya, a reclusive girl, was playing a game in her room in front of the four-screen TV when suddenly the game console ran out of power.]

With the challenge almost over, Ilya couldn't give up, so—

"Berserker!"

The door opened, and Uncle B poked out his adorable big head.

"Listen up! Go buy me batteries, specifically AA batteries!"

He then wrote down the shop address and placed it in Uncle B's hand.

Thus began Hercules' first errand-running adventure!

Koles: "What were you thinking, sending Berserker to run errands?"

Gold: "The most crucial thing is that Berserker actually went."

Ta Miao: "I'm afraid even Jason wouldn't be this obedient if Heracles came along."

Ilya: "Hehe, Berserker is the strongest."

Uncle B: "AAAAAAA—"

C's Mom: "Hehe, if that man saw this, he would definitely be furious."

Junior Director: (Jealousy)

Why does Hercules listen to Ilya so much, even when they're separated by a group?

Magical Girl Illya: "(Envious)"

The other party actually lived in a castle, and his room had four dedicated TVs, a huge amount of game software, and a powerful bodyguard like Hercules.

We're both Ilya, so why am I so poor?

Seeing Uncle B striding confidently down the street, Lizzie was worried and secretly followed him.

Sure enough, we ran into trouble just a few steps into the city.

[The "Streetlight King" makes his appearance, this time standing on a telephone pole, wearing a casual shirt, carrying a bottle of liquor in one hand, looking every bit the slacker.]

"I only came here to inspect the people's conditions, but I actually saw a stupid servant walking by with a dumb face..."

Gilgamesh took a big gulp of wine, summoned the Chains of Heaven, and prepared to go down and have some fun with Berserker.

[He's just too bored. He's already assembled all the models in his house, and there aren't any new products coming out lately.]

Conqueror King: "Hahaha, Gilgamesh, it seems you're quite adapted to modern life."

King of Heroes: "..."

Hey Ma Baishao, couldn't you have made a more glamorous entrance? What kind of scoundrel are you? You're really embarrassing me.

[Golden Gilgamesh: "In my city, there's no need for a meatball roly-poly toy—"]

Just then, Lyselite struck first, wielding her axe blade at Gilgamesh, but he easily dodged it.

"Don't disturb him."

The two landed on the rooftop, and Liselle murmured, "That thing in your hand is useless against me."

【"snort--"】

Gilgamesh sneered as he switched to a different sword, saying disdainfully, "Because your divinity is too low..."

Just then, Uncle B's massive axe-sword descended from the sky, striking Gilgamesh squarely on the head and smashing him through the house.

When the smoke cleared, Gilgamesh was buried in the rubble and motionless.

Gilgamesh, you're dead!

King of Heroes: "..."

I was hoping to save face by beating Heracles in the video, but this is what happened?

He was instantly defeated in one hit! Just how dejected did he look in the video?!

Ilya: "Hahaha, Berserker is really amazing!"

Weber: "Uh... something feels off."

The roof collapsed, and a group of people gathered around, pointing and commenting on the ruins.

[I wonder who it was. This is so unlucky.]

Did Uncle Bertholdt specifically intervene to save Lyselle?

No, it was just an accident.

[Uncle B didn't notice the fight happening behind him during his attack; his weapon simply slipped from his grasp.]

He didn't even notice his axe was gone, and continued striding towards the battery shop.

However, he's heading in the wrong direction; why is he heading towards the docks?

As for Lyselle, she was dragged back by Sera, who arrived shortly afterward.

As a maid, how could I easily leave the young lady's side?

Weber: "As expected..."

He felt that Hercules' attack method in the video was wrong, and it turned out that—

Gilgamesh was actually killed by a weapon that slipped from his hand.

Ishtar: "Hahahaha! Gilgamesh, you're really unlucky. You're already done for by accident. When did you become so weak?"

King of Heroes: "Shut up! You useless goddess!"

He now desperately wants to jump into the video and beat up his past self in that world—it's too embarrassing. Then he wants to take care of Hercules and redeem himself.

[At the dock, Dog Bro, dressed in a casual summer shirt, sat on the shore fishing, a cigarette dangling from his lips and a beer in his hand.]

He hummed folk songs from his hometown, living a truly carefree life.

Unfortunately, his leisure time is over for today.

Blonde Rin: "Is it Cú Chulainn's turn this time?"

Zabi: "They're actually fishing, how leisurely."

Rin Tohsaka: "Seriously, don't the Heroic Spirits in this world need to fight each other?"

Dog Bro: "Fishing, huh—"

Upon hearing the word "fishing," Dog felt something within him awaken.

That's the fisherman's gene!

Hearing a noise behind him, Cú Chulainn turned around and saw a colossal creature appear behind him, slamming its heavy hand down.

"What are you doing popping up here all of a sudden?!"

Dog Bro hurriedly dodged, not even caring about losing today's loot, and transformed back into his combat suit, ready for battle.

"AAAAAA——"

Uncle B didn't care about anything else and roared as he charged towards Dog Brother.

Although he lost his weapon, Uncle B's hand-to-hand combat skills were no joke, and the two fought their way through the dust and stones into a nearby warehouse.

Two hours later—

Uncle B, carrying Dog Brother (who had been reverted to his original form) by the left leg, walked out of the collapsing warehouse.

The outcome is already quite clear.

[He still had Dog Brother's magic gun and a steel bar sticking out of his body, but it was clear that these were just superficial wounds to him.]

"Just kill me already..."

"Dog Brother, with the last vestige of his consciousness, trembled as he spoke."

Dog Bro: "..."

Although he knew he might not be a match for Hercules, he never expected to lose so badly.

Scáthach: "Cú Chulainn, it seems you've really become complacent."

Dog Bro: "What am I supposed to do with this guy who's practically unkillable..."

Moreover, it's obvious that there's something wrong with the Gajeberg you gave me. You said it could kill in one hit, but I've never seen it work.

Clearly, Dog Bro didn't consider that this was his own problem.

"A size 5 battery!!!"

After venting his frustrations, Berserker finally regained some composure and remembered his mission. Ilya's agitated expression left him drenched in sweat.

[So, Uncle B immediately took off running, speeding at eighty kilometers per hour, recklessly speeding through Fuyuki City in search of his battery shop.]

In his impatience, he completely let himself go, even refusing to walk.

[Straight line! Straight line! Straight line—]