Walking in the Question and Answer System of Heroic Spirits

Rin Tohsaka: "What the heck! They're really playing karuta!"

Junior Director: "Is the Holy Grail War in this world really this childish?"

Blonde Rin: "Cú Chulainn is actually kind of cute like this."

Dog Bro: "Ha! Don't describe me like that, woof!"

The field was divided into three groups, from left to right: R-chan vs. Berserker, Goku vs. Archer, and Saber vs. Caster. Shinji Matou, Kirei Kotomine, and Illya were acting as their referees.

"A single match can start a fire..."

Before Kirei Kotomine could finish speaking, Archer's eyes flashed with a sharp light as he located and snapped the card with the matchstick drawing on it.

Completely unable to outmaneuver his opponent, Dog Bro was quite annoyed: "You mere Archer, what kind of hero are you anyway...?"

Kirei Kotomine: "What the dog barks at..."

[Dog Bro: "Don't call me a dog!"]

【"drink--"】

[Red A plays another card, turns to Rin Tohsaka and gives her a thumbs-up, indicating "Don't worry, leave everything to me," his white canine teeth still gleaming.]

However, Rin Tohsaka was in no mood to pay attention to him at the moment; she was currently sobbing silently.

"I actually spent ten years on this..."

Rin Tohsaka: "I understand that feeling—"

Ten years of arduous training for the Holy Grail War, only to be told that this is what the Holy Grail War is like—who can accept this?

Zabi: "Cú Chulainn is no match for Red A at all."

Blonde Rin: "Is your reaction time that bad?"

Dog Bro: "I was just letting them have their way!"

Red A: "Hehe..."

Compared to them, the atmosphere in R's group was quite somber.

[Shinji Matou looked at Berserker, whose forehead veins were throbbing, and who was already slurring his words.]

[How could a berserk Heracles possibly be a match for R in this kind of game? He hasn't drawn a single card since the beginning.]

Shinji Matou is terrified that a furious Berserker might slap him to death.

[Damn the organizers! With so many masters, why did they have to choose him?!]

Compared to this group, the King and Caster's pairing is extremely harmonious.

"Shirou... I won't get a single one!"

Artoria, looking on with a bewildered expression, pleaded for help from Shirou Emiya, but since the Rule Master couldn't participate, he could only give his king a thumbs-up as encouragement.

Mordred: "..."

Wow! This father is so adorable!

No, that's not right! This kind of competition doesn't reflect Father's strength at all! It's outrageous!

Chiron: "Heh, I didn't expect Hercules to be able to calm down and play games."

Achilles: "Teacher, that doesn't look like calming down at all."

Fiore: "I have a feeling that if we keep losing, it's going to turn into a bloodbath."

Uncle B: "aaaaaaa——"

"The next event is—tennis!"

【“Awoooooo——”】

The earth trembled, leaves danced in the air, and the 253cm tall powerhouse Hercules made a dazzling entrance, dressed in a blue tracksuit and racket in hand.

He brandished his racket, roaring angrily, waiting for his opponent.

[Given his physique, the racket in his hand looks like a paper net used to scoop goldfish.]

"Full of muscles..."

[Shirou Emiya, Rin Tohsaka, and the others in the audience stared in disbelief.]

[With that size and build, who can stand against him! His sheer presence alone is enough to scare any opponent to death!]

Illya: "Go for it, Berserker!"

Uncle B: "aaaaaaaa!!!"

Rin Tohsaka: "...It's not like it's your competition, why are you getting so worked up?"

Weber: "With Hercules' physique, even in tennis, I doubt anyone could beat him."

Zabi: "I wonder who will be so unlucky."

The Conqueror King: "Hahaha, I'd like to have a match with him."

【"Hmph hmph hmph—"

[Accompanied by a beautiful hum, Uncle B's opponent, Aunt C, makes her dazzling entrance.]

She shed her long robe, revealing long, flowing purple hair. Dressed in her school tennis uniform and a super-short pink skirt, she shyly ran onto the court, tennis racket in hand.

"Ugh, this skirt is too short!"

[C's mom clearly also complained about the length of the skirt.]

[With that length, forget about playing tennis, you'd be exposed even after taking a few steps.]

"Who is this?"

[The audience of Masters were stunned when they saw C-Mom without makeup.]

They didn't recognize her as C's mom.

[Shirou Emiya and the other gentlemen blushed slightly, their eyes fixed on C's long, smooth, white legs and shapely buttocks.]

C's Mom: "!!!"

Medea was about to explode.

This video is ridiculous! She's a very conservative woman, how could she wear such revealing clothes?

Weber: "This is Caster!"

Rin Tohsaka: "Unbelievable..."

No one could believe that C-Mom, who looked so gloomy under her robe, was actually such a great beauty.

Feng Xi retorted that this was nothing, as there had never been an ugly woman among the Heroic Spirits.

"But it's not bad to dress like this once in a while, hehe—"

Ignoring the stares of others, C-Mom turned to the expressionless Souichirou Kuzuki and greeted him warmly.

【"Souichiro-sama..."】

【"Bang!!!"】

Before she could even finish her greeting, a tennis ball carrying destructive power grazed past her head.

An explosion rang out, sending countless rocks and rubble flying.

[The stands behind C's mom were completely destroyed by this goal.]

This scene caused C's legs to buckle, and she collapsed to the ground.

What happened to the promised peaceful competition?!

We're all in the same boat, how could you be so cruel?

【"aaaaaaaaa——"】

But Uncle B didn't care about any of that; he was excitedly waving his racket around.

[This sport is great, he really likes it!]

[Chiron-sensei, the feeling of smashing an enemy's head with a tennis ball is way more satisfying than using a Noble Phantasm!]

C-Mom: "???"

You, Hercules, even resort to such dirty tricks in a tennis match, including a sneak attack, showing absolutely no mercy.

Weber: "I knew it..."

Koles: "This is murder tennis."

Zabiko: "It seems that even if we're not allowed to use Noble Phantasms, battles between Heroic Spirits are still extremely dangerous."

Ilya: "Berserker is definitely the strongest!"

Uncle B: "aaaaaaaa——"

【"Buzz!!!"】

[A crisp whistle rang out, and Kirei Kotomine, seated on the referee's bench, spoke.]

"Out for a foul!"