Walking in the Question and Answer System of Heroic Spirits

Shakespeare: "Art comes from life, and sometimes inspiration strikes."

Tono Shiki: "But you really seized the opportunity perfectly."

Tono Akiha: "It's just like watching a TV drama."

Yumizuka Satsuki: "Hehe, it would be a masterpiece if the bath towel fell off."

"Did they dodge it? I was hoping to finish quickly."

Ruby, completely oblivious to the fact that she had knocked someone unconscious, continued to make sarcastic remarks to herself.

"Huh?"

Seeing the magic wand that suddenly appeared, Ilya momentarily forgot her shyness and blinked adorably.

"Nice to meet you! I am the wand of love and justice, the Ruby Star!"

Ruby, as if suffering from ADHD, swayed from side to side towards Illya and said, "Little girl over there, do you want to become a magical girl?"

[Ilya: "..."]

Zabizi: "...Why does he seem like a sleazy old man trying to trick a little girl into looking at goldfish?"

Tono Shiki: "I feel the same way."

Actually, he felt that the ruby ​​in the video and the sapphire from earlier looked more like amber and jade.

Kenneth: "Ahem, this is a formal dress made by Senior Gemstone Master, so don't talk nonsense."

Ruby: "How about it? Let's become magical girls, work together, save the world, and fight against the evil I see—"

Looking at Ruby, who resembled a pyramid scheme member, Ilya's face darkened, and she murmured, "How suspicious."

Moreover, the atmosphere was particularly eerie, especially considering that Shirou Emiya had collapsed in front of the bathroom door.

"What's going on here?"

"Pfft-"

Everyone in the group couldn't help but laugh.

There's no way around it, this scene is just too hilarious.

"Oh, you seemed suspicious just now, didn't you?"

Seeing that she had been rejected, Ruby immediately adopted a villainous demeanor, creeping closer with a sinister look.

"No—you've misunderstood."

[Ilya hurriedly said, "This talking cane is extremely strange; it's best not to anger her."]

"How sad, are there no more innocent little girls who could be magical girls these days?"

Ruby pushed it back, feigning a headache, her voice tinged with grievance.

"I have absolutely no idea what it's saying."

Ilya's raised eyebrows made her look quite adorable.

She always felt like this thing was digging a hole for her.

"Anyway, could you please get away from my brother's face for a moment?"

"Oh my, is this goofy guy your brother?"

Ruby, with her thick lower body thrusting into the unconscious Shirou Emiya, asked curiously.

"My brother isn't a dullard!"

[Ilya retorted, her imposing aura momentarily intimidating Ruby.]

However, the next moment, the experienced driver pulled back Shirou Emiya's towel, and Illya was dealt a critical blow.

"What are you doing, you pervert!"

[Ilya roared at the ruby, red liquid faintly seeping from her nostrils.]

"Sorry, it was just a spur-of-the-moment thing."

Ruby replied without a trace of guilt, "Oh, you're bleeding from your nose?"

[Ilya: "No!"]

Stay-at-home husband: "..."

Emiya Shirou was completely petrified.

Finally, it was his turn to die, and he died even more completely than the previous ones.

Lolicon, pervert—these labels will likely follow him for the rest of his life.

Rin Tohsaka: "What kind of magical girl's wand is this? It's like she's a total veteran driver!"

Zabiko: "Cute Ilya is going to be corrupted."

Weber: "Teacher, this—"

Kenneth: "..."

Well, he didn't know how to smooth things over for a moment.

So Kishua-senpai has this kind of interest?

Oh no, I know too much.

"Alright, let's get back to the main topic."

Ruby stepped back and said, "Want to give it a try, magical girl?"

[If it were somewhere else, Ilya might have been tempted, but now—]

Watching the ruby ​​bouncing around her brother, Ilya turned her head away and muttered, "I can't keep up with your pace. Could you please find someone else?"

[The girl's heart is dead. Her beloved older brother saw everything. The mecha named Illya is dead; now, all that lives is a humanoid, self-propelled吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) machine.]

She mainly wants to find a place where she can have some peace and quiet.

Chapter 400: The Cunning Ruby

(Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya)

"But being a magical girl is so much fun!"

Ruby immediately panicked and moved right up to Ilya, gesturing wildly with her hands and feet.

"It can fly into the sky with its imposing presence, and it can also annihilate enemies with lasers—"

【"But--"】

The ten-year-old girl was tempted, but reason was still at play.

[Therefore, Ruby played her trump card.]

"You can also use the magic of love to make your sweetheart devoted to you."

【“!!!”】

Ilya's expression changed instantly.

[Ruby: "Oh my, you've reacted! Do you have someone you like?"]

Ilya quickly denied it, saying, "No, there's no such thing!"

"Oh dear, the way they're desperately denying it is so suspicious."

[Ilya's adorable appearance excited Ruby, who immediately forgot about the important matter and wriggled around, gossiping, "So, who is it? Is it the usual male classmate?"]

[Ilya: "No...no, that's not it!"]

Ruby: "Ah, I know! That big brother lying there dead must be my sweetheart!"

【"ah--"】

Ilya's face instantly turned as red as a boiled crab, and she struggled to utter a single "no."

Clearly, Ruby was right.

"There's nothing to be ashamed of; love is so beautiful. But then again, the person I'm dating is my brother—it's a bit taboo, isn't it? Ah, love is wonderful; you can fall for anyone without any reservations."

[Ruby encouraged them while projecting an image of Illya and Shirou Emiya embracing each other, even thoughtfully adding rose effects to the corners.]

At this moment, the seasoned driver's true nature was fully revealed.

"Ugh! How annoying—"

Seeing what happened in the video, Ilya finally became shy.

The ruby ​​in the video also touched her heart.

"..."

Kiritsugu Emiya and his wife's gazes toward Shirou Emiya became increasingly strange.

Emiya Shirou: "..."

Alright, you don't need to do anything, I'll end it myself.

Gina: "This is so exciting! Is this what they call German orthopedics?"