Fairy Tail: I Am the God

"use."

A soft humming sound emanated from it.

Soon, the black pointer on the disc began to rotate 365 degrees clockwise.

"Whoosh-"

The speed gradually decreased from fast to slow, and as the pointer slowed down, Uru's gaze followed the point where the pointer landed... until it slowly came to a stop.

"Lottery complete. Ding! Congratulations to Reincarnator Uru for winning a special item - a Sophie brand (sanitary napkin)."

Sofy? Sanitary napkins?

Upon hearing this, Uru looked puzzled and was filled with confusion.

What it is?

It sounds, uh... like something a girl would use.

That's a really strange name.

It shouldn't be an item from the magical world, right?

"Accept?"

"Okay, received."

A beam of white light shot straight into Uru's right hand. The light faded, and quickly revealed a soft... well, you know, very elastic... hand.

On the spot, Uru instinctively clenched his fist a few times. At first glance, it looked like an everyday item and had no practical use.

The next moment, Uru flipped through a few more pages of the introduction, and his face changed instantly, turning bright red like a ripe apple, dewy and alluring.

For a moment, a thin mist rose on my cheeks, like the steam rising from a train starting up, neither mist nor fog, like looking at flowers through a mist.

What the hell is written on this?

*What the heck is this?*

That's so shameful...

This left Uru speechless; it was beyond her imagination that such a thing would be produced.

Name: [Sofy brand (sanitary napkins)]

Category: Women's products.

Level: Unknown.

Background information: This product is one of the top 10 sanitary napkin brands, belonging to Unicharm Household Products (**) Co., Ltd., and is renowned both domestically and internationally, enjoying a high reputation among women.

Product Description: With 360 breathable pores, it quickly directs stuffy and humid air into the lower layer, reducing contact with the skin, allowing the skin to breathe freely, and making you feel light and refreshed. It provides high-quality sanitary napkins and panty liners to meet the diverse needs of modern women – high-end products.

Note: The packaging bag is soft and thin, of average quality, with average dust protection, and odorless. Like a close friend, it uses high-quality elasticity to provide you with thoughtful comfort during your period...

Sofy elastic bandages, giving you the best day.

Honey!

Value: 5 points.

That concludes the introduction. It's purely a women's daily necessity, with the only advantage being... well, it's supposed to be gentle on women's **.

"hehe...."

Uru sneered, his lips twitching unnaturally. The resentment in his heart had already reached several heavens, and he fiercely resented the main god, secretly cursing him.

What the hell is this lottery? It's a scam!

Gods and all that? They should just die!

In another room, Leon, who had just returned from the world of One Piece, suddenly sneezed several times. He subconsciously touched his nose, looked around, and saw no one.

"Who's insulting me??"

"Leon muttered."

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Chapter Thirty-Four: A Bloodbath Triggered by a Sanitary Napkin (Part 1)

Uru was deeply conflicted, his expression hesitant.

Should we throw it away or not?

It would be a shame to throw it away, since it was an item he won in a lottery. Uru certainly wouldn't throw it away easily; even if it's just for recycling, it still has its uses, especially since its purpose is to protect...

Ahem, enough of this nonsense.

Sigh, I was hoping to draw some useful items or skills.

In the end, well... it was all for naught!

This dashed Uru's hopes.

As expected, ideals are often grand, but reality is harsh. The Supreme God loves to push things to the brink of ruin, creating a bottomless pit!

She looked down at the sanitary napkin in her hand, let out a long sigh, and the faint blush on her cheeks faded. She calmed herself down, and her complexion gradually improved.

For a brief moment, upon seeing Sophie's introduction, she almost lost her composure, causing her to lose control of her emotions and go berserk.

Just imagine, a Saint-level mage going berserk—that would be truly terrifying and devastating!

"Although it's not quite what I imagined, it's better than nothing."

Uru snorted coldly, thought about it for a while but still had no choice. He quickly came to an answer in his heart and finally gave in and compromised.

After a moment's thought, Uru put the question out of his mind and ignored it.

She prepared to take a shower in the bathroom and changed into some new clothes, since no woman could tolerate being dirty.

He casually put Sophie in his pocket, then, remembering that his daughter was still inside, he cast a small illusion spell to conceal himself before leaving the house.

The bathroom was close to her room, so she didn't need to go through the living room. She was unaware that her apprentice, Leon, was also in the room at that moment.

in the living room.

Leon had just come to his senses and was busy tallying up the gains from this mission.

During the execution, Uru did not use much force; most of them were simply frozen. Apart from a few unlucky individuals, some foolish pirates actually added a lot of points to her score.

Regarding kill missions, if the enemies encountered during the mission are story characters, who are somehow part of the world, there will be a luck bonus.

Defeating or killing characters from the original story will grant you a certain score bonus.

Of course, the lion's share of the benefits goes to the Supreme God.

The total points earned from this mission are 19,500.

Aside from the 8,500 points awarded to Uru after deducting points, he actually earned 11,000 points.

They practically made a fortune.

Leon was completely absorbed in the fruits of his labor and was in high spirits.

.....

On the other side, inside the bathroom.

"Tick-tock—splash-splash—tick-tock."

At this moment, in the bathtub, amidst the swirling mist, a light fog permeated the air. Her fair and slender legs, gleaming with a smooth, glossy sheen, parted the hazy mist and, following her graceful figure, half-submerged into the bathtub. Her soft breasts were faintly visible in the mist, revealing a stunningly white hue.

Her skin was fair and flawless, like the finest jade, clear and pure, beautiful as the sunset, and cold as frost.

It seems to stir...the heartstrings.

The gentle stream flows like water, and the fragrant grass grows lush on Parrot Island. Her graceful figure, accentuated by her stunning beauty, easily outshines other women her age.

Beautiful indeed.

She possesses a beauty that no one else can match.

"Splash—splash!"

Leaning against the wall of the vat, her eyes were dreamy and filled with autumn water. She pursed her lips and smiled slightly. The gentle sound of the water rippling created lotus-like waves. Her jade-like hands moved like coiled dragons, wiping her body.

He muttered to himself, humming a little tune.

...

After a long time.

Uru lay in the bathtub, gazing up at the sky, his eyes intently scanning the semi-transparent shopping mall panel in front of him.

Her eyes shone slightly like the moon, lively and crystalline, as if they could absorb a person's mind, body and soul, incredibly bright, clear and full of life.

"The missions issued by the main god are somewhat dangerous. There may be even more terrifying enemies in the future. We can no longer be so careless. We should see what we can buy with these points."

Uru stroked his chin with his fingers, pondered for a while, and then nodded.

"For now, let's stop accumulating points and focus on improving our strength as soon as possible."

"My current magic is enough to handle things. The subsequent dragon-slaying magic is too expensive, it will cost at least 50,000 points. I should mainly think about what other items to buy, preferably something to keep myself alive."

Death wasn't something she was afraid of; she was a dignified Saint Mage, and one of the Ten Saints selected by the Council.