Fairy Tail: I Am the God

"I'm not blind. How could I not see such a big, living person?"

The male and female guards whispered to each other, and then the female demon who looked like Sandra Ng swayed and wiggled as she went to greet the newcomer.

"Hey bro, you called us!"

The female demon, resembling Sandra Ng, held a green umbrella in one hand and a silk scarf in the other, sniffing his scent with a hint of greed in her eyes.

The demon played by Sandra Ng made this gesture, which made the young man who ran over seem a little restrained. He scratched his head and said, "I, I am the head of Ningyong Village, my name is Song Tianyin."

"You two look like outsiders; you must have been living rough for a long time. I run a teahouse up ahead; would you like to stay there for a few days and relax?"

"Go away, you stinking cripple, don't get in our way."

The male demon, who resembled Eric Tsang, waved his hand impatiently and then said to the female demon, "Wife, we should hurry on our way."

"What's the rush? Aren't you hungry?" The female demon had a strange smile on her face, and when she said the word "hungry," she stuck out her tongue and licked the corner of her mouth.

Upon hearing this, the male demon looked troubled. He glanced at his wife, then at the dazed Song Tianyin, and couldn't help but swallow hard.

Hungry, how could I not be hungry?

The two demons, male and female, had been chased by blood demons and had to protect the pregnant old demon king. They hadn't tasted fresh meat for many days.

Now, a living person with a delicious aroma and fair, tender skin has appeared before my eyes, which is simply making my stomach rumble.

Thinking this way, the male demon's mouth watered, and his stomach rumbled incessantly; he no longer had the will to leave.

"Are you two hungry?"

Seeing the two demons drooling, Song Tianyin whispered:

"Why don't you come to my teahouse for a while? My teahouse is upstairs. We have top-quality flower tea and delicious duck blood cake that will whet your appetite."

"So, how big are the pots you use for cooking?"

The female demon's eyes gleamed with even greater greed, prompting Song Tianyin to exclaim repeatedly, "It's huge! It can cook so much stuff at once!"

Is it that big?

As she gestured with her hands to indicate Song Tianyin's height, the female demon's drool continued to flow uncontrollably no matter how much she wiped it away.

Poor Song Tianyin, at this moment, had no idea that the two people in front of him were demons, not humans.

After hearing the female demon's words, he actually measured his own height and insisted:

"Pretty much. My big pot can stew a whole wild boar in one go! Seriously, if I crawled inside and put the lid on, I'd probably be about as big as that!"

Well...hearing this, the male and female guards were even more satisfied.

This time, without Song Tianyin inviting them again, they simply led the donkey and followed.

One person led the way, followed by two demons, and the three headed towards the restaurant.

Unbeknownst to either of them, a pair of greedy eyes were watching their departing figures from a hundred meters away.

Chapter 228, A Fight Erupts Without a Word! (Second Update)

Eric Tsang and Sandra Ng, who play a couple of demons, Zhu Gao and Pang Ying, greedily stare at Song Tianyin, while Leon, hiding in the shadows, also greedily watches the two demons.

When Song Tianyin's footsteps were first heard, Zhu Gao's first action was to use his body to block the basket on his back.

When Song Tianyin appeared, although Pang Ying acted very greedy, only Leon, who was an observer, knew the truth.

Pang Ying's position as she went forward was precisely between Song Tianyin and Zhu Gao.

This was a subconscious action; even though Song Tianyin was just an ordinary person, the two demon lovers still did it instinctively.

Therefore, Leon guessed that there was something wrong with the basket on Zhu Gao's back, and it was very likely the hiding place of the injured old demon king at this moment.

Clearly, even though he understood this, Leon still knew he couldn't rush things; haste makes waste.

After all, the old demon king is now on his deathbed and unable to give birth to the little demon king.

In this way, Leon would need to take advantage of the plot's momentum to have the old demon king conceive a child in Song Tianyin's body, ensuring the successful birth of the little demon king.

"Song Tianyin's safety is absolutely paramount in the short term. It's related to whether the Little Demon King can be born, and also to whether I can obtain the Demon King's blood."

After a moment's thought, Leon casually put on the mask of philosophy, his figure grew taller, his appearance changed, and in an instant he transformed into the look of a refined scholar.

There are two benefits to wearing the mask of philosophy.

Firstly, it allows one to disguise their true appearance.

Secondly, the mask of philosophy can enhance the wearer's strength across three levels without any special consequences.

The next moment, Leon, dressed in otherworldly makeup, had transformed into a refined scholar.

Leon looked himself over, nodded in satisfaction, and then strode confidently toward the teahouse owned by Song Tianyin's family.

Yongning Village is, after all, a small mountain village. Song Tianyin's teahouse is more like a small teahouse than a building.

Leon stood outside Song Tianyin's teahouse, shaking his head somewhat in dismay. He then pushed open the bamboo curtain at the entrance. Once he met the characters from the original story, Leon was already immersed in the plot.

"Shopkeeper, we have a lot of customers today!"

As Leon opened his fan and stepped through the door, he saw Zhu Gao and Pang Ying, the two demon lovers, about to attack Song Tianyin.

"Yes, today is my day to strike it rich! When fortune comes, nothing can stop it!"

Song Tianyin had no idea that if Leon hadn't suddenly come in, Zhu Gao and Pang Ying behind him would have attacked him.

At that moment, seeing Leon walk in, Song Tianyin smiled politely at Zhu Gao and Pang Ying before turning to ask, "Sir, what would you like to eat?"

Splash...

Before Leon could answer, the bamboo curtain at the door was lifted again, and a woman walked in.

This was a woman with a very well-proportioned figure, wearing a faded red coarse cloth dress, with her hair tied in a neat bun. She had a heroic air about her between her brows, and her skin was slightly dark. She looked like a female knight-errant, the kind who would genuinely roam the martial arts world.

If there was anything that distinguished her from ordinary women, besides her attire, it was the things she carried.

A long, coiled whip hangs from his waist, along with an old, folding short sword, a dozen or so identical red paper figures, several black and gold tokens bearing the character "定" (ding), and two copper coins strung together on his chest.

Two copper coins were inlaid on the girl's clothes at the chest, clearly indicating that she was a Two-Coin Celestial Master.

"Two coins!"

Leon glanced at the copper coins on the woman's clothes and recognized her as Huo Xiaolan, the female protagonist in the Demon Catcher series and Song Tianyin's future wife.

And that's how the plot goes: after the Demon Queen's confidants are killed by the Blood Demon, she is protected by Zhu Gao and Pang Ying, remnants of the Old Demon King's faction.

However, on their way to Yongning Village, they were spotted by Huo Xiaolan and Luo Gang, which eventually led to a major battle in the teahouse.

"Hmm? Another guest has arrived. May I ask what you would like to eat?"

Seeing that another guest had arrived, Song Tianyin happily walked over, wiped the table for Huo Xiaolan with the rag in his hand, and smiled ingratiatingly.

"Are there any human flesh, human hearts, human livers, or the like?"

Huo Xiaolan glanced around, paying no attention to Leon, but her eyes narrowed slightly when she saw Zhu Gao and Pang Ying.

"Human flesh! Haha, you're joking, sir. I have some top-quality duck blood cake here, I guarantee you'll be satisfied."

Song Tianyin took Huo Xiaolan's words as a joke and started to walk towards the kitchen.

Completely unaware that Zhu Gao and Pang Ying had already revealed murderous intent when they saw the two copper coins on Huo Xiaolan's body.

When a celestial master and a demon meet, it's a fight to the death; very few other situations arise.

Zhu Gao and Pang Ying are the old demon king's guards. Whether it is to protect the old demon king or to avoid their identities being exposed, they are prepared to fight against the human exorcists.

"How dare you! Who are you, you monster, to act so arrogantly in front of us!"

Zhu Gao was the first to launch an attack, turning the tables and accusing Huo Xiaolan of being a monster.

Upon hearing Zhu Gao's words, Huo Xiaolan's lips curled up slightly, and she tightened her grip on the whip, ready to fight at any moment.

Wow...

The sound of water being poured echoed in everyone's ears as the atmosphere grew increasingly tense.

Upon hearing the sound of water, Zhu Gao, Pang Ying, and Huo Xiaolan immediately focused their attention on Leon.

Under such gazes, Leon remained motionless as he poured tea, saying without raising his head, "I'll drink my tea, you all do your thing."

"An interesting human boy!"

Zhu Gao shouted, then slammed his hands on the table, sending a pair of chopsticks flying towards Huo Xiaolan.

Huo Xiaolan, gripping the whip tightly, glanced at Leon with a frown, then swung the whip around and shredded the incoming chopsticks into powder.

The situation between the two sides is temporarily settled.

The two demon lovers occupy the East, while Huo Xiaolan occupies the West.

Judging from Zhu Gao and Pang Ying's appearances, Leon, whose intentions are unclear to both sides, is neither friend nor foe.

What can be clearly distinguished is that the Celestial Master and the Demon are irreconcilable enemies, and they must fight each other upon meeting, and it must be a bloody fight!

"Celestial Master's Mansion, Second Master Huo Xiaolan, you monster, quickly state your name!"

Huo Xiaolan put away her long whip and pointed it at Zhu Gao and Pang Ying, letting out a cold shout.

"Heh heh, a mere two-cent Taoist priest dares to come out and try to exorcise demons and monsters!"

Zhu Gao and Pang Ying exchanged a glance. At this point, pretending to be human was pointless; they had to prove themselves with their skills.