One Piece Talk King: Starting with Commentary on Devil Fruits

One Piece Talk King: Starting with Commentary on Devil Fruits Author: A Fish About to Drown

Summary:

[Sky Curtain Style + Summoning Style + Not a Mary Sue + Both Good and Evil + Momonosuke Must Die]

The bad news is that this book is a Frankenstein's monster; the good news is that it's stitched together everything that could be stitched together. Its main appeal is a comedic character who just plays around and deceives!

To create some fun for the pirate world, the time traveler fabricated one outrageous lie after another. Under the pressure of reality, the pirates and the navy had no choice but to believe in the false future, and everyone on the high seas lived in fear.

After twenty years of dedicated training, Buggy the Clown awakened the Chop-Chop Fruit, completely destroying the Red Line. He recruited several former Shichibukai as his underlings and personally killed Marine hero Garp.

Chopper, the ship's doctor, is known as the God of Zoan-type Devil Fruits. Once his Rumble Ball was revealed, it helped Zoan-type Devil Fruit users to reveal more forms, and even the Yonko Kaido came to him for medicine.

Momonosuke was touted as Kaido's second-generation hero, unsealing the ancient weapon Pluton beneath Wano Country, recklessly bombarding the sacred site of Mary Joel, manipulating Zunesha to attack Onigashima and destroy the Beasts Pirates, and his nine Red Scabbards even possessed immortality. Enraged, Kaido sent them all to meet Kozuki Oden.

Smoker, the smoker, became an admiral, protecting the navy and the people.

Koby, the deserter king, defected from the Navy and became a ruthless pirate.

Ace was killed by Blackbeard, and Whitebeard died in the Marineford War; their bodies were used as puppets.

The light screen reveals one false future after another, casting a huge shadow over everyone. In short, the Kozuki family must die.

Chapter 1 Pirate World

Ever since Luffy's Gum-Gum Fruit transformed him into Nika, Li Weiyi would spend his free time arguing with others on One Piece forums. Like most One Piece fans, he was somewhat disheartened. After following the anime protagonist for so many years, this power-up felt too forced, and any goodwill he had towards the manga author vanished.

It's unexpected that the male protagonists of shonen manga all rely on bloodline theory to defeat their enemies. The three major shonen manga, Naruto, Bleach, and One Piece, have all ended up on the same path. It seems that these manga artists only know bloodline theory and have a very narrow vision and limited perspective.

The early character development of Whitebeard, Ace, and the three admirals was so brilliant, but it couldn't make up for the Wano Country arc being a complete mess. It's like one bad apple spoils the whole bunch. I hope the manga doesn't end badly!

Li Wei watched the latest episodes of One Piece anime, and Kaido was so frustrated that he was so angry that he teleported to the world of One Piece. He woke up to find himself in the world of One Piece, and this teleportation was really too perfunctory.

"I've arrived too early. Luffy should have just set sail and doesn't even have a bounty yet. This is truly a stroke of luck!"

Since the protagonist doesn't have a bounty poster, he can only make a rough estimate. The opponent hasn't defeated Arlong yet. Luffy's first bounty poster of 3000 million Berries was placed by Colonel Rat's subordinates.

Staring at the small print in the newspaper that it was 1520 in the Shanghai calendar, Li Wei thought the timeline was perfect. The future events hadn't happened yet. Having watched One Piece for over a decade, he remembered the general plot and characters.

But he didn't want to be a pirate, nor a marine, nor a dog of the World Government. Li Wei wanted to be a free man without any constraints, or more accurately, a fun-loving person who could bring some amusement to this corrupt pirate world.

[Ding! The Big Talker System is now online]

[This system loves people like you who enjoy watching a good show. Every character in this world can provide "deception points." You can fabricate lies at will to gain a large number of deception points. These points can be exchanged for treasures, including recruiting heroes and generating Devil Fruits. Please make good use of them.]

It was like a pillow being delivered when you're sleepy. Li Wei's original body was that of an ordinary person with no ability to protect himself. On this small island that had never appeared in the One Piece manga, it was in danger of being visited by pirates at any time. These beasts only knew how to burn, kill, and plunder; human lives were just stepping stones in the eyes of pirates.

"System, you have a good eye for people. But how do you spread lies? Do you want me to publish a newspaper?"

The original owner of this body was a fisherman whose entire fortune amounted to less than 100,000 Berries. Without money, one could do nothing. Who on the high seas knew Li Wei? He was a nobody, and no one believed his lies.

Morgans, one of the kings of the underworld, is a unique figure in the One Piece world. He has offended many people, including the world conquerors, the Navy, and pirates. In the latter half of the manga, he even became a fan of Luffy.

Li Wei was aware of his own limitations when it came to competing with such a big shot. Starting a newspaper was out of the question. Even if he became rich and had a lot of money in the future, starting a newspaper would still be a thankless task.

[Host, don't worry about that. I'll use the Sky Screen to help you. The Sky Screen will be visible to everyone in the world, along with text and the images you imagine. As long as the lie isn't too outrageous, reaping the rewards from those who fall for it will be a piece of cake.]

"Sky Curtain, that makes things simple. I've read quite a few One Piece novels; I can follow this path too."

A virtual screen appeared in front of Li Wei, which was a store provided by the system. The items in the store could only be purchased with the current value, but the prices were ridiculously high, and there were no newbie benefits at all. At least a discount would have been given.

A regular Zoan-type Devil Fruit costs five million, and it's a random blind box; you're not sure what kind of animal you'll get. There are so many kinds of animals. What if you get a common crayfish fruit? Eating it would weaken you in land battles and make you drown in the sea. Even a dog wouldn't eat such a trash Devil Fruit.

A Paramecia-type Devil Fruit costs 20 million to be worth, while a Logia-type Devil Fruit costs 100 million. Both are blind boxes, meaning you're likely to get something good if you randomly draw one.

A beginner-level Armament Haki costs five million, a beginner-level Observation Haki costs ten million, and a beginner-level Conqueror's Haki costs one hundred million. As for the advanced techniques corresponding to Haki, their prices are so exorbitant that Li Wei simply ignores them.

They can also use the points to buy some famous swords, many of which are not from this world. They can exchange them for the swords and give them to famous sword masters. They love swords as much as their lives, and they may be able to get a lot of promises from them.

"Are you sure you didn't mislabel this recruitment hero unit?"

The hero summoning pool costs 100 million per use, what a rip-off! The system is really blatantly robbing us! And it doesn't even mention what kind of hero it is. I guess they're characters from another world, but their strength varies greatly. Some are as strong as Goku from Dragon Ball, while others are as weak as King from One-Punch Man. They're like two extremes, one is as high as heaven and the other is as low as earth.

[Host, rest assured, the weakest of the heroes emerging from this pool are all candidates for Navy Admiral. The summoned heroes can gain even greater power through further training. Everything produced by the system is guaranteed to be of the highest quality.]

The strength of a near-Admiral corresponds to the level of a Yonko's first mate. Marco the Phoenix of the Whitebeard Pirates is at this level. Although his battle record in the anime is quite poor, Li Wei is in the real world and cannot underestimate any strong person.

"System, I just transmigrated here not long ago. Don't I have a newbie gift pack? At least give me a self-defense ability!"

Although the East Blue, where Li Wei lives, is known as the weakest sea, with no pirates having bounties exceeding 100 million Berries, there are still pirates with bounties of 10 to 20 million Berries, and pirates with bounties below 10 million Berries are as numerous as hairs on a cow. This world is too unfriendly to ordinary people.

The land beneath our feet is called Fuguang Island. This small island has more than a thousand residents who make a living by fishing, exchanging their fish for goods from passing ships. They also farm to barely maintain their basic survival. They are as poor as can be.

There are no naval bases in the nearby waters, so it's not even qualified to be taken by the Heavenly Gold. Nobody cares about this godforsaken place, except for pirates. It's been very peaceful lately, with only merchant ships passing by. Li Wei boarded a ship and bought a bag of low-quality salt, which cost him nearly a thousand Berries.

[The hero pool is giving you a bonus: one free draw. Do you want to draw now?]

"Wait a minute, I'm going to wash my face and hands. I need to wash away the bad luck at this time of year; this is the first time in my life I've done this!"

Without further ado, Li Wei lay down on the shore, took some seawater nearby, and began to wash his entire body, hoping that the seawater of the East China Sea would bring him good luck. After all, it was the place where the protagonist was born, so there must be some good fortune there. He was keen on doing this kind of metaphysics in the gacha game of the previous world.

"System, begin. Let me see which hero it is."

[Hero pool gacha in progress...]

A blonde girl in silver armor suddenly appeared before the man, kneeling on one knee before Li Wei. "My master, the hero obeys your call."

"Altria Pendragon..."

Chapter 2 The Sky Opens

Naval Headquarters Marineford

"Reporting to the Marshal, we have received the same report from all over the world. The celestial canopy above us is not isolated; it can be seen from all over the four seas and the Grand Line."

As Fleet Admiral Sengoku listened to his subordinates' report, he felt a headache coming on. He initially thought it was a prank by some Devil Fruit user, but the situation was more complicated than he had imagined.

"Haha, Sengoku, you've finally met your match. It's definitely more comfortable being a lieutenant general; there aren't so many troubles."

There was only one person who openly mocked the Fleet Admiral: Garp, Sengoku's best friend, a naval hero, the father of the Revolutionary Army leader, the grandfather of the future Pirate King, and an old guy who liked to pick his nose and steal senbei.

"Garp, you stole my food again! Where did you spend all the salary the Navy gave you?"

Sengoku approached his best friend, snatched the senbei from Garp's hand, and stuffed it into his mouth. He had bought it with his own salary; he figured it was better to eat it himself than give it to someone else.

"A lieutenant general's salary isn't enough for me. Why don't you write a report to your superiors and get me some extra allowances?"

"Don't even think about it." Sengoku managed to keep Vice Admiral Garp's current status by dealing with the Celestial Dragons and the Five Elders for a long time. With his revolutionary army son, who is capable of overthrowing the world, it's already a favor that they haven't removed this naval hero from the list.

The two best buddies exchanged a few more insults before turning the conversation back to the Sky Canopy. "This Sky Canopy is a variable. Everyone in the world can chat on it, and the chat content is quite lively. Even the Four Emperors' pirate crews have gotten involved."

Garp, the naval hero, tested the hardness of the Sky Barrier with his iron fist. The result was that even with his fist coated in top-level Armament Haki, he couldn't touch the Sky Barrier at all. His attack only passed through the Sky Barrier but couldn't harm it.

Afterwards, Admiral Akainu tried it again, firing several shots of magma into the sky. He got the same result as Vice Admiral Garp: this thing ignores all damage and is perhaps even more advanced than a Devil Fruit.

A white-haired woman barged in. It was none other than Navy Staff Officer Tsuru. She slammed a stack of documents onto Sengoku's desk. "Most of the people on the sky are a bunch of boring pirates, spouting useless nonsense. There's no point in recording these conversations. Sengoku, you can leave this mess to someone else."

The sky appeared in all parts of the world in an instant. Ten days have passed since then. Following Sengoku's orders, Tsuru recorded the characteristics of this new thing and also tried to catch the pirates' movements in the chat. The Fleet Admiral wanted to obtain more information from this.

Crane led her staff to analyze the various characteristics of the Sky Screen in detail. First, speaking on the Sky Screen would leave the speaker's real name. Second, the content of the speech must be true. The Navy had tested this, and if someone lied, the message would not be recorded by the Sky Screen. Third, it ignored any spatial limitations, and people could leave messages on the Sky Screen no matter where they were.

Because of the third characteristic, the messages in the sky are extremely diverse. Some are looking for lost relatives, some are looking for pirates who have gone to sea, and some are even trash-talking each other, arguing for thousands of floors, and finally, some stupid pirates accidentally reveal their location and are wiped out by the Navy.

With this channel for free speech, accusations of the Celestial Dragons' evil deeds, denunciations of one's own country's brutal rule, and exposure of the secrets of a certain pirate crew are commonplace in Sky Screen chat. People around the world have a worse impression of the Celestial Dragons. No wonder the Five Elders and the Navy are demanding a thorough investigation into this matter. It would be best to shut down Sky Screen so they can avoid seeing it and getting annoyed. Being constantly subjected to online bullying by name is not a pleasant experience.

In short, there were big issues and a ton of small ones. The navy was already short-handed, and now they had to divert people to keep an eye on the sky. As a naval staff officer, Ms. Tsuru had no choice but to protest to her old friend and ask Fleet Admiral Sengoku to rescind the order.

"He, I know you're in a difficult position. Please hold on for a few more days. If nothing unexpected happens after that, we won't need to send so many people to keep an eye on things."

Sengoku always spoke politely to his other old friend, unlike his harsh attitude towards Garp. Tsuru's contributions to the Navy were no less than those of that Navy hero, and she never caused any messes, unlike a certain vice admiral.

At lunchtime, the three of them went to the cafeteria together. After all, eating government food was free, and every meal they ate was a bonus, since it was all money allocated by the World Government.

"The sky has changed, look!" Tsuru pointed to the sky, attracting the attention of Sengoku and Garp.

The screen, which was originally filled with dense chat content, has now been completely cleared, rendering everyone unable to speak. The screen background has turned pitch black, against which stands a line of blood-red text:

One day later, we will review the Devil Fruit users who have a profound impact on the future of the world. Each of them is a top-tier existence in the ocean. The sky will pierce through the future and the past, and the review will include the person's life story, highlight their hidden strength, comment on their life's ambition, and talk about their significant impact on the future. We will also release footage of key battles. People all over the world, please look forward to it!

"Is this really possible? To know even what will happen in the future... Too bad I'm not a Devil Fruit user."

Even the oblivious Vice Admiral Garp had to take it seriously. No one knows what the future holds. For the Navy, their generation has been struggling to survive, and the Seven Warlords system is a slap in the face and an insult to their sense of justice.

"Sengoku, do you know about this kind of Devil Fruit?"

Crane is old and has little expectation for herself, but she is filled with worry about the future of the Navy and her granddaughter Peacock. Some things are slipping out of the Navy's control. If a cruel future appears in the sky, how will the Navy cope?

"What an annoying fellow! He won't even let me have a quiet meal. Tsuru, go and notify all the lieutenant generals at headquarters to come for a meeting later."

Sengoku rubbed his head. Even though he had eaten a Devil Fruit and inherited the Buddha's wisdom, what was about to happen was beyond anything he had ever encountered before. He wondered what kind of future awaited the Navy.

Not only the Navy is concerned about their future fate, but the Five Elders of the World Government are also not daring to slack off. The Celestial Dragons are always on guard against Joy Boy's prophecy. Even after eight hundred years, they have not dared to relax. Could this celestial curtain be related to Joy Boy, that persistent ghost?

Upon receiving the news, pirate crews of all sizes immediately put aside their killing spree and began to hold grand welcome banquets for the upcoming carnival. Being recognized by the Sky Screen and listed would be an immense honor, bringing fame and fortune to the world. The allure of this for pirates was simply irresistible.

The revolutionary forces hidden in various kingdoms have temporarily suspended their subversive missions and, under the orders of their supreme leader, Dragon, are also awaiting the future that the Sky Curtain spoke of...

Chapter 3 Bucky the Clown

"Nami, you are my comrade."

Luffy shouted this from the ruins of Paradise, and Nami, wearing a straw hat, burst into tears. He really did it. This guy personally defeated Arlong and saved the village.

Luffy casually beat up Colonel Rat and made him return the treasure that Nami had worked so hard to steal. After that, the Marine never dared to plunder Nami's hometown again, as a mere third-generation Marine colonel was not someone to be trifled with.