The meat he gave Xu Damao was all braised pork belly!

Half a lunchbox may not seem like much, but it definitely weighs about 1.5 pounds.

I can eat a pound and a half of this stuff in one go!

Damn...

"Xu Damao... how long has it been since you last ate meat?"

"No... Brother Liu, I can't go anymore, I have to go..."

Xu Damao, who had just stepped out of the restroom, turned back and ran towards it. Before he even reached the restroom door, Liu Aiguo heard a series of loud bangs.

Good guy...

Nima!

Xu Damao soiled his pants!

Hahahaha!

"Old Wang...you go ahead with your work, I'm going out for a walk!"

"Hey hey hey hey..."

Liu Aiguo rode his beloved bicycle out the door.

We moved from the backyard to the middle yard.

As soon as I entered the Intermediate People's Court, I saw Jia Zhangshi.

Jia Zhangshi was washing her face at the water platform in the middle courtyard. After washing her face, she was about to throw the water basin into the sewage pit when she saw Liu Aiguo right above her.

She used to never dare to offend Liu Aiguo.

But things are different now.

I heard that Liu Aiguo got into trouble and has been suspended from his post by his superiors. He might be laid off after the National Day holiday.

Liu Aiguo like this is like a toothless tiger, why would I be afraid of you!

"Go to hell..."

Without any reason, Jia Zhangshi cursed loudly and splashed the basin of water she had just used to wash her face at Liu Aiguo.

Liu Aiguo was caught off guard.

Fortunately, he has excellent reflexes and stamina.

"I'm hiding!"

Liu Aiguo, along with his bicycle, made a large horizontal movement to dodge Jia Zhangshi's water curtain attack.

result……

The water sprayed directly onto Xu Damao's feet, who had just come out of the toilet.

Paji...

Xu Damao was already extremely weak and could barely stand. Now, he slipped and fell flat on his face.

"I'll fucking kill you... you old hag... I'll fucking kill you..."

Xu Damao was furious!

Although he was weak, he was filled with righteous indignation and rushed out like an arrow. Without saying a word, he slapped the excrement-covered underpants in his hand onto Jia Zhangshi's face.

Comfortable……

Liu Aiguo laughed heartily, then rode his bicycle out the door.

That was fucking awesome.

Jia Zhangshi... Hahahaha...

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Xu Damao's excrement is very nutritious; it's high-grade excrement soaked in braised pork. Enjoy it!

"Jingle Bell……"

Liu Aiguo rode his bicycle, heading towards Yu Li's house as the sun rose on the first day of October.

There was no need to bring any particularly expensive gifts; Liu Aiguo brought five catties of peanuts and five catties of soybeans.

That's all!

This is a popular gift in this era.

Both adults and children love it!

They arrived at Yu Li's house quickly.

"Brother Aiguo..." Upon seeing Liu Aiguo, Yu Li happily greeted him, took two bags from Liu Aiguo's pocket, and carried them into the house.

He had just reached the door when his mother-in-law, Li Chunlan, stopped him.

"Patriotism... what is this?"

Upon opening the bag, I found one bag contained peanuts and the other contained soybeans.

Li Chunlan's expression changed immediately.

"Aiguo...you're not the same as before..." Li Chunlan said to Liu Aiguo earnestly, like a nagging old mother, "I've heard everything. The factory has put you on standby and canceled your position as a purchasing agent. You're probably not going to have an easy time from now on!"

"Come to my place, don't bring anything..."

"We still have to make a living, so let's save some for Lily and you all to live a good life!"

It has to be said that Liu Aiguo was somewhat moved after hearing these words!

I never expected my mother-in-law to be so understanding.

She's nothing like those snobbish mothers-in-law in novels.

"Don't worry, Auntie..." Liu Aiguo said with a smile, "It's not that I've been suspended, it's just that the policy from above has led to the cancellation of our factory's purchasing team... Not only our factory, but all the major factories in Beijing are also canceling their purchasing teams one after another!"

"Don't worry, I'll have a job arranged for me after the National Day holiday. How could I possibly be unemployed!"

"Oh..." Li Chunlan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good, that's good... Come on, Aiguo, sit inside, Auntie will get you a glass of water!"

Yu Fazhan, the brother-in-law, was also at home.

I guess it's because of the National Day holiday.

"Hello, brother-in-law..."

Although they are not married yet, they have already started talking about development.

"Hehe..." Liu Aiguo chuckled.

Yu Fazhan said, "I want to eat watermelon!"

During summer vacation, Yu Fazhan couldn't forget the watermelon that Liu Aiguo brought.

Liu Aiguo's system still has a huge amount of watermelons.

However, bringing this out in this season will only cause you trouble and won't do you any good, so Liu Aiguo is too lazy to bring it out for development.

Li Chunlan slapped Yu Fazhan on the head with her right hand: "Still want to eat watermelon? Does your head look like a watermelon?"

Yu Fazhan rubbed his head: "Mom... why did you use so much force?"

Li Chunlan rolled her eyes at him: "Studying has ruined your brain. What season is this? Winter is almost here. Where are we going to get you a watermelon?"

"Oh……"

The child is just too naive.

Yu Li chimed in, "You haven't really ruined your brain from studying, have you?"

Yu Fazhan immediately denied it: "Nonsense... My brain works perfectly fine, sister, how can you say that about me? If you don't believe me, test me and see if my brain is broken?"

Liu Aiguo said, "Come on, let me test you!"

Yu Fazhan raised his head, a slight smile appearing behind his glasses in the distance.

Liu Aiguo said, "There is a complete round cake...and five children around it...I ask you, how can you divide this cake equally with just three cuts?"

The smile behind the thick lenses of glasses gradually disappeared.

This……

Isn't this a scam?

How could there be such a question?

“Think about it carefully… don’t say there’s no answer to this question…” Liu Aiguo added.

Yu Zhanfa was even more confused.

He squatted on the ground and even started drawing with a stick.

Liu Aiguo talked with Li Chunlan for a while, then said, "Auntie... I'm taking Lili to the fish restaurant... We won't be back for lunch, we'll come back early tonight and I'll cook fish!"

"Alright, alright...you can go now!"

Before they even stepped out of the house, Yu Haitang came out.

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