Courtyard Houses: Starting as a Purchasing Agent

"Let's see how big my thunderbolt is, are you scared?"

Seeing the massive thunderbolt, as thick as a child's arm, in Liu Aiguo's hand, Bang Geng stopped in fear.

"Let's go, let's go, let's go..." Liu Aiguo waved his hand and pulled Yu Li back into the house.

Wang Zhongchen is gone too!

The courtyard returned to calm.

Liu Aiguo placed the string of large thunderbolts on the table and said, "Yu Li, don't go back this morning. Eat here... and then rest here for a while after you finish eating!"

"okay!"

The two of them can only spend a little time together once a week, and neither of them wants to leave so soon.

Liu Aiguo personally took the ingredients and, together with Yu Li, busied himself in the kitchen.

Stir-fry some greens, then make some tomato and egg noodles.

Although it wasn't a very lavish meal, it was enough for the two of them.

The two of them came out to eat, carrying their bowls.

"boom……"

Just as Yu Li picked up her chopsticks and put the noodles in her mouth, a loud bang rang out outside.

Yu Li was startled and a mouthful of tomato soup got stuck in her throat, causing her to cough violently.

Liu Aiguo's face was ashen.

His eyes swept across the table: You bastard... the big thunderbolt I bought is gone too?

That son of a bitch took it again?

As they were talking, Liu Aiguo went out with a kitchen knife, and sure enough, he saw Bang Geng holding a large thunderbolt.

The first one was lost right at its own doorstep.

This second one is about to fall on Liu Aiguo's head.

call out……

Liu Aiguo flashed!

The second major disaster struck right at the doorway.

boom……

There was another loud noise.

"You little beast... I'll chop you up!"

The joke about Liu Aiguo chasing after a baseball player with a knife!

The stick was so frightened that it ran away as fast as it could.

"Qin Huairu..." Liu Aiguo chased Banggeng home and said, "Aren't you going to ask about your own child?"

"This big thunderbolt was stolen from me, you know, it was leftover from your family's New Year celebration!"

Qin Huairu had just finished eating. She wiped her mouth and looked at Liu Aiguo. She said, "Alright... Liu Aiguo, you're really something... arguing with a child... It's just that the child took a few firecrackers from you... Why are you making such a fuss?"

"How much is this? I'll give it to you... Can I pay you two cents?"

It really is only two cents.

Liu Aiguo said, "Qin Huairu... stole my firecrackers and threw them into our house. Is this a matter of money?"

"Fine... I'll let him off the hook since he's just a kid... But if he throws me into my house again... I'll chop him up, don't feel bad about it!"

Liu Aiguo stormed back into his house.

This is truly a problem with no solution.

To be honest, Bang Geng only stole a string of firecrackers, so it's not something to be bothered about.

Should we hit the child?

It makes you look incompetent and gets you into trouble.

Alpaca...

Liu Aiguo has had enough!

"Alright, alright..." Yu Li comforted her, "Don't be angry. It's not worth getting angry over a kid. You can beat him up when you have the chance!"

"rest assured!"

Liu Aiguo said, "Don't let me catch him, or I'll take him to the wasteland outside and beat him so badly his own parents won't recognize him!"

Grass……

That's enough!

Have a meal!

The two began to eat noodles.

However, this time the sticks behaved themselves and finally stopped throwing firecrackers into Liu Aiguo's house.

But every now and then, loud bangs could still be heard.

Along with this came the sounds of children crying and adults arguing.

Needless to say, all of this chaos was caused by Bang Gang.

"Qin Huairu..."

An angry woman arrived at Old Jia's door and said, "Aren't you going to ask your child about this... throwing firecrackers through my window... are you trying to blow me up?"

Seeing that it wasn't just Liu Aiguo who was affected, and that other neighbors had also been involved, Qin Huairu couldn't hold back any longer. She picked up a broom and started whipping the broom handle a few times.

Madam Jia quickly stopped him, saying, "Stop hitting him...stop hitting him...Bang Geng is still so young, my precious grandson...my precious grandson..."

After saying that, he turned to Aunt Yi and said, "You too...it's just that the child is naughty...so what?"

"You don't have children, so you can't let other people's children be naughty!"

These words really struck a chord with Auntie Yi.

No children...

This is the deepest wound that both Aunt Yi and Yi Zhonghai have suffered throughout their lives.

"Woooooooo..."

Aunt Yi was bad at arguing and couldn't win against Jia Zhangshi, so she could only cry and go back to her room in grievance!

However, when Banggeng looked at Aunt Yi, his eyes were filled with hatred.

"Bang Geng... if you're going to set off firecrackers, then set them off, but don't throw them at other people... and especially don't throw them into other people's houses... do you hear me?" Qin Huairu scolded her son, then clutched her stomach and said, "Ouch... what did I eat for lunch? I've got an upset stomach... I need to go to the toilet. Bang Geng, be good, don't cause any trouble!"

Qin Huairu grabbed a newspaper and ran quickly toward the public restroom.

The public restroom isn't far away; it's right in the Intermediate People's Court!

Seeing that Qin Huairu had gone to the restroom, Bang Geng became even more unrestrained.

He picked up an incense stick and ran out with several big thunderbolts.

Seeing her grandson leave, Jia Zhangshi not only didn't stop him, but also wore a gloating expression, muttering to herself, "Auntie Yi... you're just a barren old hen, do you even have the right to lecture my grandson?"

"My dear grandson, blow her up!"

Go out, sticky stalks!

Without saying a word, he lit a large firecracker and threw it at Aunt Yi's house.

boom……

The huge explosion brought Auntie Yi out again.

This time, Aunt Yi truly experienced the pain of not having children.

If he had had a son, this would have been the outcome.

My son can't kill the stick, can he?

"Woooooooo..."

The woman was so angry she cried.

At this time, the neighbors in the courtyard also came out.

Including Liu Aiguo.

“This child…” Yu Li said, “is too much… has absolutely no manners…”

Liu Aiguo said, "Without proper upbringing, he'll ruin himself in the future!"

Just then, seeing Aunt Yi crying, Bang Geng not only failed to realize his mistake, but instead intensified his actions, lighting another large thunderbolt and throwing it at Aunt Yi's head.

"I'll blow you up... so you can stop me from complaining!"

Bang Geng was cursing an old lady while simultaneously dropping a bombshell.

The large thunderbolt came crashing down on the old lady's head.