No one present was a fool; Batman's words were loaded with meaning, and they immediately understood that he meant more US dollars.
Everyone was dumbfounded: "Money power? What kind of superpower is that!"
Green Lantern scoffed, "Tch! That's all?"
Batman remained calm and unperturbed, saying indifferently, "If Superman is unwilling to sacrifice himself to save the Earth, I actually have one last killer plan!"
Oh? !
"What devastating plan?"
This statement piqued everyone's curiosity.
Batman gave a strange smile and pondered, "Cry! Beg, play the victim, use a self-inflicted injury. If Superman doesn't intervene, we'll cry, beg him, pester him, and argue with him until he gets impatient and definitely takes action!"
Are you kidding me?
Wonder Woman smiled faintly and said calmly, "Are you sure he'll make a move?"
Whether he can't resist taking action and swatting you flies buzzing in his ear, or whether he'll just let Doomsday go unchecked, remains to be seen. You actually dare to morally blackmail Superman? You have some nerve.
The Flash froze instantly: "Batman, I never thought you were this kind of person?!"
I felt like the image of the other person in my mind had collapsed. Batman, how could you come up with such a vicious and underhanded trick?
Green Lantern wholeheartedly agreed: "You're right, Kid Flash. I never expected this stinky bat to do something like this. He actually used crying and whining to force Superman to sacrifice himself, and used the overflowing sympathy of Earthlings to gain his pity. Only Batman could come up with such a scheme!"
Suddenly, I felt that this mortal was very dangerous, no less than a villain in the universe.
Batman, his face cold and disdainful, said, "Your vision is too narrow. What's so surprising about crying? Is there anything the Dark Knight can't do? You should at least ask around Gotham to find out my reputation!"
Are you kidding me? Is there anything Batman can't do? You guys are still too young and ignorant, unaware of the dangers of the world.
…………
A few days later
The world fell silent, and news of Ye Ritian and his group seemed to have vanished without a trace.
But the Justice League, led by Batman, Superman, and Diana, knew that the man had not disappeared; he was merely hiding in some void somewhere on Earth, watching over the planet. They did not know what his purpose was and could only passively wait for him to appear.
this day
A beautiful Eastern song, "The Scroll of Beauty," came from the celestial ship. This song was sung by a robot transformed from the ship's fairy. In order to better serve its master and manage the celestial ship, the robot, acting as a steward, created a physical body and manifested itself using artificial intelligence and programming.
"A white dress, plum blossom tears"
A mountain and water reflect a single
Weary of the mortal world, I only pity the red flowers and their delicate brows.
How to pursue the word "love"?
For whom does the orchid stay?
Green mountains are always accompanied by clear waters
The swallows have already flown south.
Beauty Scroll
A trace of bluish-gray remains, a sigh of lingering beauty.
......"
The air was filled with melodious, ancient-style music emanating from the mechanical parts of the butler's body. Sitting on the sofa inside the ship, Ye Ritian exclaimed with admiration, "It's still so much better to listen to songs in my mother tongue. I speak American English every day in the Western world, and I've almost forgotten how to speak Chinese. Maybe I can consider traveling to my Eastern world next time!"
Deadpool quipped, "I don't like it. Could you please play it in English?"
Xingkong was dressed in pure white ancient Hanfu, with a few straight bangs on her forehead. She had delicate features and snow-white skin. She glanced at Deadpool and retorted angrily, "You idiot, if you can't understand Chinese songs, then learn them. How's your Chinese learning going lately?"
puff!
Seeing Deadpool being scolded, Xingchen covered her mouth and chuckled: "Even if Deadpool understood, he wouldn't appreciate the charm of ancient style. He's a Westerner, and his country doesn't have a long ancient history, so he doesn't understand the intellectual beauty of our Eastern style!"
Deadpool stared at the starry sky in fear. The woman with a face as beautiful as the stars gave him a faint sense of danger, an unknown feeling that transcended all conventional concepts.
The two were like twins, but their personalities were completely different. This woman named Xingkong would criticize him at the drop of a hat and was extremely difficult to get along with.
Deadpool looked distressed and hurriedly replied, "I've almost learned it!" He still didn't quite understand Chinese; it was too profound and complex.
For example
Customer: "How much is the tofu?"
Shopkeeper: "Two yuan."
Customer: "Two yuan each?"
Boss: "One yuan."
Customer: "One or two yuan?"
Shopkeeper: "Two yuan."
Customer: "Is it two dollars for one dollar, or one dollar for two dollars?"
Shopkeeper: "It's two yuan each."
Customer: "So that's fifty cents or a dollar!"
Boss: "Get lost, I'm not selling to you anymore! You've completely confused me!"
So here's the question: how much does the tofu actually cost? Deadpool's head is about to split open—what kind of Chinese is this?!
Oh my God !
And that "convenient..."
Seeing Deadpool's absent-mindedness, Ye Ritian said, "Take your time learning. Chinese is profound and extensive. As for the songs, play whatever you want to hear. I don't care..."
"good!"!
Deadpool nodded, then started searching for songs on the butler's AI assistant, browsing through them and switching between interfaces. The songs here were all songs that Ye Ritian had combined from his past and present Earths, and they were all materialized by the Reality Stone.
Deadpool picked out a few songs he liked, all by artists he didn't recognize: That Girl, See You Again, Love is Gone, Victory, On My Own...
Deadpool listened for a while, his face beaming with excitement and his fighting spirit soaring. He felt a surge of adrenaline, as if the song had inexplicably granted him boundless power. He then turned to Ye Ritian, who was flanked by two women, and said...
"These songs are so good. I don't know why, but when I hear 'On My Own,' I can't contain my emotions; my heart is burning with excitement..."
"Alright, stop talking, I know, just listen slowly, I want to watch TV!" Ye Ritian interrupted, as he wanted to watch TV with his two wives.
"Alright!" Deadpool nodded helplessly. He had wanted to share his joy with him, but the other party showed no interest whatsoever.
He glanced at the movies the other person was watching; they were all zombie movies. He didn't understand them; they were the same as Western vampires and zombies.
They are all living dead who suck human blood.
On the big screen, names like Jiang Chen, Kuang Tianyou, and Yamamoto Kazuo would occasionally appear in some Hongxi Village... I don't know what I'm watching, zombies, immortal and indestructible, born from the resentment and filth of heaven and earth... an Eastern specialty?
"If I hadn't recently learned a tiny bit of an Eastern language, I almost wouldn't have been able to understand what they were saying!"
Deadpool shook his head, uninterested, and got up to find Hulk, who was working out at the gym. As for the Incredible Man, that idiot, he was fast asleep.
Ye Ritian and the other two were left in the living room to watch TV.
Seeing Deadpool leave, Xingchen, emboldened, leaned against her husband's shoulder. Ye Ritian felt inexplicably agitated, stroking her smooth, delicate skin and saying softly...
"Now that there are no outsiders around, we can do some things that are best left unsaid!"
Instantly, the two women conjured up images unsuitable for children. Xingkong blushed slightly, glared at Ye Ritian, and angrily cursed, "You pervert, how could you possibly want to do this here..."
Xingchen was also slightly angry, a blush rising to her face. Her fair complexion was quite lovely, radiating youthful beauty, and her heart fluttered: "What nonsense are you talking about? There are so many outsiders here!"
To them, Deadpool and the Incredibles, Hulk was truly an outsider. Besides, doing something like that on the living room sofa… it was disgusting, embarrassing, and unacceptable to her.
"Hey, what are you guys thinking? I just wanted to show you if my new lighter that I stole works...!" Ye Ritian said, annoyed.
He pulled the Ultimate Eraser from his pocket, glanced at it in front of them, then took it back, materializing a luxurious cigar and smoking it. As for where the lighter came from, it was obviously stolen from the neighbor Galactus.
Snapped!
Pulling the trigger to light the cigarette, Ye Ritian took a deep drag and exhaled a smoke ring. His eyebrows twitched as he said, "This cigar isn't very good. The taste... is too strong. I'm not used to it. I'll switch to another brand!"
Not wanting to waste anything, I finished the cigar in one go, then took out a pack of Furongwang cigarettes, tore open the packaging, and lit one!
Snapped!
The two women stared in disbelief. Had I been overthinking it?
Xingchen covered her nose and shielded her eyes from the smoke with her hand, fanning herself lightly. She complained to her smoking husband, "Can you please stop smoking? The smell is too strong! You're so powerful, why are you still smoking?"
Ye Ritian asked in bewilderment, "Does being powerful mean you can't do what you want?"
It's just smoking, what's the big deal!
Tang Sanzang was smoking, as was Sun Wukong.
"Hmph, I won't let you smoke!"
Xingchen sat up, realizing she couldn't argue with him, and too lazy to waste words, she reached out her slender hand, snatched the cigarette from his mouth, stubbed it out on the ground, and threw it into the trash can in one swift motion.
Ye Ritian was dumbfounded. Did they have to be so forceful?!
"Is this what you call a lighter that lights up or not?? Is this all?" The system's mockery level was maxed out, its eyes full of disdain.
What trash is the Ultimate Eraser compared to her!
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