Ye Ritian couldn't help but touch his nose. This was a common problem for men; they couldn't even eat on time when called. It was something that couldn't be changed!
"I'm not used to using chopsticks from the East, I'll use a fork instead!"
Deadpool picked up the six-inch bowl, forked a dumpling, and took a bite. The juicy filling filled his mouth, leaving a lingering fragrance. The tender pork filling and dumpling skin filled him with immense happiness and joy. He exclaimed, "Hey, these dumplings are delicious! Ye Ritian, I really envy you being born in the East, being able to eat them so often. Your wife is really great, I'm very satisfied!"
Ye Ritian frowned slightly, and Xingchen also looked angry.
Bang!
Ye Ritian kicked Deadpool in the leg, and Deadpool fell to the ground. He held the dumpling bowl steadily, and anyone who didn't know better would think that the dumplings in his hand were more important than his life. He didn't even care about his injury and protected the dumplings in the first place.
"If you can't speak properly, then shut up. What do you mean, 'My wife is really great, and you're satisfied'? Don't play word games with me, Deadpool. You dare to flirt with my woman? You've got some nerve!" Ye Ritian said coldly, his eyes darkening. Was this kid itching for a beating, or did he want to cause trouble?
Stardust said coldly, "Deadpool, if you keep talking like that, I won't make you any more food!"
Xingchen's face turned cold, her expression icy and her eyes revealing a hint of killing intent. This brat actually dared to set his sights on me. Influenced by Ye Ritian's worldview, she was essentially just as bloodthirsty as him. Apart from the difference in strength, she could do anything Ye Ritian could do.
Deadpool scrambled to his feet, dusting off imaginary dust from his rear end. He realized he'd misspoke; he meant Stardust was a great cook and a very nice person, nothing more. Seeing the two men angry and sensing their murderous intent, he was instantly terrified. "Shit, the editor messed with me!"
He stopped being cheeky, put the dumpling bowl on the table, and quickly said, "Oh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it. I meant that your cooking skills are very good. It's all because of Marvel's damn setting that I'm being misled and twisted. I'll never dare to say anything nonsense again. Please don't be angry. Xingchen, I'll commit suicide once, is that okay?"
Deadpool knows who the speaker is. Ye Ritian dotes on Xingchen. As long as Xingchen isn't angry, he won't pursue the matter.
Xingchen didn't speak. She knew Deadpool didn't mean it. Deadpool wasn't too bad. He had even saved her back on Origin Earth. Her brows immediately relaxed.
Deadpool was extremely anxious. This man from the stars, Ye Ritian, was truly confident he could kill him. He couldn't speak carelessly anymore; he needed to break free from the editor's established persona.
Just as Deadpool was wondering whether he should kneel down and beg for forgiveness, he finally heard Star's voice of forgiveness.
"I forgive you, Deadpool. But don't talk nonsense like that again. The written language is profound and complex; perhaps you Westerners haven't explored it in such depth!"
"well!"
Deadpool was secretly delighted, thinking he could finally live.
call out!
A spatial slicing blade appeared out of thin air, slit Deadpool's throat, and quickly tore Deadpool's body into eight pieces, blood flowing like a river. Xingchen looked at Ye Ritian, puzzled.
"He may be spared the death penalty, but he can't escape punishment. He still needs to be punished. Otherwise, how can we manage him? This kid is stubborn and unruly. We can't control him without using some force!" Ye Ritian ate his dumplings without looking up.
Deadpool instantly revived and heard Ye Ritian's words. He was terrified and stared at Ye Ritian in fear. Ruthless, too ruthless!
Deadpool knew he was in the wrong: "Okay, I accept your suggestion. Sigh, I have no choice but to change the settings the editor gave me... Waaah!"
Deadpool was speaking when he suddenly realized he couldn't speak anymore. He touched his mouth and found it had merged. He looked at Ye Ritian in horror, knowing that only Ye Ritian could do this.
Seeing this, Xingchen supported Ye Ritian's actions and asked the boat fairy steward to clean up the blood and filth on the ground.
Ye Ritian swallowed the dumpling, looked up and stared directly at Deadpool, calmly saying, "Plus a few days of silence, it seems I can also control dark magic and chaos magic. Modifying reality? Compared to my idealism, that's a bit lacking!"
Deadpool didn't understand what idealism was, and he didn't expect it to be related to Superman. When he saw that he would be silenced for three days, he immediately relaxed, realizing he wouldn't die.
Being silenced was worse than being killed; every second was torture.
Without a mouth, you can't eat dumplings. You won't die if you don't eat for three days, and you won't die if you don't eat or drink. Deadpool was depressed, watching Ye Ritian and Xingchen continue eating dumplings, but he couldn't eat any.
A wave of bitterness and sorrow washed over him. He left his room and went to the deck of the immortal ship, gazing at the vast universe. He thought to himself, "This damn setting! Why did I say something like that? Although it does fit my style, it's a terrible idea."
But would I really be so foolish as to flirt with Xingchen? I have absolutely no impure thoughts about her. Sigh, I hope this incident won't create a rift between us, otherwise I'll have to leave!
Deadpool sat on the side of the ship, his eyes glazed over, his legs dangling, his body leaning back with his hands on the deck, looking up at the endless starlight. The lonely night perfectly matched his desolate heart!
Deadpool, recalling his past and his experience meeting Ye Ritian, couldn't help but shed tears, overwhelmed with emotion: "I have to admit, following him was much more interesting than working alone. He really is the only person I can confide in and befriend. We're all transmigrators, and the transmigrators I killed before all claimed to be future Chinese, not as powerful as you. I couldn't feel the same fear and unease you had with them. They couldn't give me the same empathy you do."
Since meeting you, my world has become clearer. I've realized that I'm indeed breaking Marvel's rules; not only has my face been healed, but my strength has also surpassed its peak.
Following you through experiences I shouldn't have had in the Marvel universe, these events have enriched my life, making my world no longer filled with wandering and employment.
I'm no longer obsessed with money, nor do I particularly love death. I've even discarded my beloved pink watch, backpack, and portraits of Wolverine and myself. I'm breaking free from Marvel's transformation of me…
Deadpool reminisces about the past.
Chapter 135 Destroying the Lord of Chaos and Order
Inside the Fairy Boat
Deadpool's inner thoughts reached the two men's ears. They wanted to hear Deadpool's true thoughts. The two men fed each other dumplings while looking at Deadpool looking emo outside the ship!
Xingchen frowned slightly: "Aren't we going too far?"
Ye Ritian nodded: "Yes and no! In the Marvel universe, compared to the Avengers, Deadpool's character isn't very popular. In fact, many people dislike his trash talk. His appearances often create comical situations."
Having lost the loyalty of a superhero, his cynical, nonchalant, and cheeky demeanor is not supported by most people. After all, who in their right mind would act like that?
Everyone exists in their own way, and we can't make them change the way they want to be. All we can do is try our best to adapt to that person.
Xingchen nodded: "He was a pitiful person, suffering from a terminal illness, not long to live, and ready to die. Then someone told him he could be saved, so he participated in Project X and was modified. Although he gained self-healing abilities, he also suffered inhuman torture, dying in all sorts of cruel and inhumane ways. I'm not angry with him anymore. Let's not talk about that. Ritian, come on, open your mouth."
Xingchen blushed, her eyes darting away. Mustering her courage, she looked directly at Ye Ritian, gently biting into a dumpling and offering it to him mouth-to-mouth.
"This..." Ye Ritian was stunned, speechless!
…………
three days later
The celestial ship finally arrived in the outer universe of the World Tree. The reason it took so long was because Ye Ritian wanted to be intimate with Xingchen. Their journey was filled with ambiguity, and he had swiftly, accurately, and ruthlessly won her over, leaving him sighing in admiration.
"As expected of a woman created by the system, she can withstand my impact! Otherwise, even a Super Girl wouldn't be able to withstand my bull-like charge!"
Deadpool had assumed Ye Ritian and Xingchen would be distant towards him, but to his surprise, they seemed to have tacitly forgotten what happened that day, not mentioning it at all.
Afterwards, Starlight secretly prepared a lot of dumplings for herself and cooked his favorite shrimp and pork heart dumplings. This greatly moved Deadpool, and they made up, continuing to eat heartily without a care in the world.
God knows how he spent those three days. He mostly slept at home, killing time, staying indoors, suffering agonizingly, each second feeling like an eternity.
……
World Tree Outer Universe
Here, countless galaxies converge.
The starry sky is brilliant and the Milky Way stretches across the heavens.
At this moment, countless tall robot figures lay scattered under the starry sky, their bodies broken and scattered, clearly having suffered immense pain before their deaths, their bodies torn apart by someone.
On the other side, another group of people were engaged in a fierce battle. A terrifying shockwave swept out, and a few unlucky mechanical corpses were annihilated into dust by this force, leaving no trace of their bodies.
Boom!
After a loud bang, Hulk, standing seven meters tall, was blasted away. The three—Middleman, Love, and Hatred—stood unsteadily in the void, their chests heaving as they gasped for breath.
The middleman, panting, said, "We've been fighting for over a week, and this battle isn't over yet. This guy is too strange; we can't kill him, we can only defeat him!"
"I wonder what the situation is like inside the World Tree. The time flow is different in the two worlds. I also want to finish this quickly and get to the point. You're right, it heals itself every time, so all our attacks end up being wasted!" Love chimed in.
Hatred nodded: "In that case, let's retreat. Please ask the higher-ups to make a move!"
"Sigh! This is the only way." The middleman replied helplessly. Lord of Chaos, Lord of Order, I'm sorry, your task is too difficult. We can't even kill their weakest members, let alone the strongest, Ye Ritian.
Seeing that Hulk hadn't gotten up yet, presumably still healing, the three decided to make their escape immediately.
Suddenly, a voice came.
"Since you're here, don't leave yet! I haven't properly entertained you all!"
The three looked in the direction of the voice and saw an ordinary wooden fairy ship slowly sailing into the starry river. A statue stood at the bow of the ship, and three people stood on the deck: Ye Ritian in the middle, a red-clothed death servant and a white-clothed girl beside him. The one who spoke was the terrifying man.
The three were shocked and astonished. They were so familiar with these three people, to be precise, Ye Ritian, Deadpool, and Hulk. They knew them all too well; they had come for him.
Love spoke tremulously, "You, you, you are the superman Ye Ritian of the World Tree?"
"That's right, it's you!"
Ye Ritian calmly observed the group of people. Except for the middleman, they were all abstract figures, blurry and uncertain between phantom and solid. The middleman was a bald man with a silver body, similar to the Silver Surfer.
Upon hearing the admission, the three panicked completely. They were initially somewhat incredulous, but due to numerous doubts and psychological factors, the truth of reality ultimately shattered their disbelief and shock!
Hatred cried out in panic, "You...you...how did you get here? You killed all the ancient gods in the World Tree!"
These words made Ye Ritian hesitate for a moment, and he didn't answer immediately. "Uh... sort of, although I didn't kill Seth!"
What? You mean you killed everyone except the snake god Set? You're insane! This universe is completely finished!
The middleman yelled, "Run! We're no match for them!"
The three quickly turned around and disappeared on the spot, making endless space jumps and escaping through interstellar travel at the speed of light. In a short moment, they crossed countless parallel universes and arrived in the multiverse!
Ye Ritian sneered
"A bunch of late-game trash from the multiverse level, do you think they can escape?"
With a single thought, Ye Ritian annihilated the three bodies. Escape? Could they escape? If they couldn't escape the vast universe in an instant, they would all be within my annihilation range, let alone the multiverse.
"Hmm, something's fishy about the middleman!"
Ye Ritian exclaimed in surprise. He had just dismantled the middleman and felt an invisible resistance. Ye Ritian fought back, and the two were locked in a stalemate for a moment before Ye Ritian instantly defeated him, beheading the middleman with unstoppable momentum.
This puzzled him greatly. Who was behind this? Then he realized that the only person connected to the middleman could be those old fogies!
Sure enough, two angry voices rang out the next second.
"Ye Ritian, you bastard!"
"Stop, you thief!"
Two headed figures appeared, and Ye Ritian sneered.
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