"Hey, give her the injection you brought out, let her have some peace and quiet."
"If she breaks free while I'm performing the surgery, and her leg hasn't been amputated yet, wouldn't my surgery be a failure?"
The doctor, who was holding Jia Zhangshi's leg, looked up and said.
"But I just gave all my injections to Dr. Han, and I don't have any extras with me."
The doctor holding Jia Zhangshi's head had a sudden flash of inspiration and said to the other three.
"Why don't we just tie her up with a rope?"
Without hesitation, the doctor loosened Jia Zhangshi's hair, ran out, and returned in less than a minute with a rope.
"Let's use this. I cut it from Dr. Han's body. It's enough to tie her up."
As they spoke, the doctor began to wrap the rope around Jia Zhangshi's body, once, twice, three times...
The doctor, holding the documents, looked at Jia Zhangshi, who was bound tightly, and said with satisfaction.
"Good, good, I'll start the surgery on her now."
"That's what the doctor said after he finished binding Jia Zhangshi."
"It's not working yet. We're out of anesthesia. She'll be in excruciating pain if we don't give her anesthesia."
The doctor put the document aside and said.
"That's easy. I have some top-quality medicinal wine. After drinking it, I guarantee you won't be able to wake up even if I call you."
After he finished speaking, he went to a corner, picked up a jar that was on the ground, and came back.
“Come on, pry open her mouth.”
As Jia Zhangshi listened to the conversation between the doctors, she was terrified. Were these people really doctors?
She felt like these people were veterinarians, no, they were even scarier than veterinarians.
Seeing the hand reaching out to her, Jia Zhangshi shut her mouth tightly and shook her head left and right, trying to avoid the devil's hand.
But where could she, tied up, hide?
Soon, liquid began to flow from the jar labeled "Erguotou" and was slowly poured into Jia Zhangshi's mouth.
After drinking half a jar of wine, Jia Zhangshi felt dizzy and her eyelids began to feel heavy.
"Good, it's working."
"In that case, I'll have the surgery too."
"She's losing hair, so I'll cut open her scalp and clean out the hair follicles."
"What do you need to do before you have a skin incision?"
The doctor who just pressed down on my arm reminded me.
"Of course, we'll shave our heads first."
The doctor treating hair loss suddenly realized something.
"That's right, that's right, we have to shave our heads first."
"Look at my brain, it's getting worse and worse. What if I can't do surgery anymore?"
As he spoke, he picked up a razor and began shaving Jia Zhangshi's head. In no time, half of Jia Zhangshi's head was bald.
The doctor opposite him was heating the hacksaw over the candle, turning it back and forth between the two sides.
During this time, he even picked up the wine jar, took a sip, rinsed it all over his face, and then sprayed it onto the hot hacksaw, making a hissing sound.
Another doctor next to him brought a dog from somewhere and said to the doctor who was shaving his head.
"Don't cut the skin after you shave her head. Let me do the eye transplant surgery while the medicine is still strong."
"I've looked around, and this dog's eyes are the most suitable for her. What do you think, should I get one eye replaced or both?"
"That's what the doctor who's shaving my head said."
"We are doctors, and it is our duty to heal the sick and save lives."
"What's the point of changing her to a different one? We should change both of them together!"
"But we won't interfere with each other. I'll cut my skin, and you can gouge out your eyes. We won't bother each other."
The doctor who had said that Jia Zhangshi had epilepsy, standing at a distance, gave them a thumbs up.
"You guys are amazing! You managed to do amputation, skin removal, and eye transplant all at once. That's incredible!"
The doctor who requested an eye transplant patted his chest.
"Of course, we are the best doctors in our hospital. This kind of surgery is not difficult at all."
At this point, he suddenly remembered a question and asked it while holding the spoon in his hand.
"Tell me, should I gouge out her eyes first, or the dog's eyes first?"
The doctor, who was still sitting there disinfecting the saw, snorted coldly.
"I'll gouge out your eyes first!"
The doctor who was gouging out eyes shook his head.
"You can't gouge out my eyes. How can I perform surgery on her if you gouge out my eyes?"
"That's what the barber said."
"Tell me, do I even need to ask?"
"Of course, you should gouge out her eyes first. Her eyes are already damaged. Just gouge them out and throw them in the trash can, then install new eyes."
"But if you gouge out the dog's eyes first, where will you put them?"
"If it gets accidentally torn and falls on the ground and breaks, wouldn't that be a waste?"
The doctor who was gouging out eyes nodded.
"You're right, let's gouge out her eyes first!"
"Brothers, everything's ready, let's begin the surgery."
After he finished speaking, the doctor who was gouging out eyes and holding a spoon, the doctor who was amputating limbs and holding a hacksaw, and the doctor who was shaving heads and holding a knife went to their respective posts.
They brandished their weapons and prepared to begin their work.
Just as the three men's weapons were less than ten centimeters from Jia Zhangshi's body, a loud shout came from the doorway.
"stop!"
What are you four doing here?
The doctor other than the three surgeons, upon seeing the short, 870cm tall doctor in the white coat at the door, acted as if a mouse had seen a cat.
He quickly ran to a corner, covered his head, and squatted down on the ground.
"Dr. Han, this has nothing to do with me. They went into the operating room without your permission."
The newly arrived, short doctor pointed at the three people surrounding Jia Zhangshi and scolded them.
"Tell me honestly, where did you steal the clothes you're wearing?"
The doctor, who was crouching with his head in his hands, looked up and said.
"Dr. Han, the clothes weren't stolen, they were taken along the way."
Dr. Han was slightly taken aback.
"Is there a difference?"
"Aren't they all other people's things?"
"You three, put those things down right now!"
The three of them obediently described the amputation tool, the razor, and the eye-gouging tool.
"You all get back here right now."
As Dr. Han finished speaking, the three of them put all the things they were holding on the ground and took off their white coats.
"Let's go, we can't play anymore, hurry up..."
Immediately afterwards, Qin Huairu walked in, and the four doctors wearing "digital patient gowns" all walked toward the door with their heads hanging low.
When Qin Huairu entered the room, she saw her mother-in-law trapped on the bed with her head shaved, and she immediately panicked.
"Mom, are you alright, Mom..."
The barber walked up to Dr. Han and stopped.
"Dr. Han, I know what illness she has!"
Dr. Han glanced at them and asked.
"What disease?"
The four exchanged glances and said in unison.
"Mental illness!"
Qin Huairu was speechless after hearing their conversation, and even said that her mother-in-law had a mental illness.
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