"I'm dying of laughter at the two clowns, Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Gongbao!"
"No wonder the Primordial Celestial Venerable didn't choose him as one of the Twelve Golden Immortals; it's too much trouble to talk to him."
"..."
The atmosphere in the theater was cheerful throughout, with bursts of laughter erupting from time to time.
This atmosphere continued until Nezha's official debut.
It is said that a day in heaven is equivalent to a year on earth.
Li Jing and Taiyi Zhenren went to Yuanshi Tianzun to break the Heavenly Tribulation Curse.
Nezha on the ground changes every day.
In the blink of an eye, he has grown into a five or six-year-old.
He was lying on his side on the wall, with dark circles under his eyes that were even darker than a panda's, a blade of grass between his teeth, reciting a limerick.
Street hustler version? (Unintelligible characters)
"This is outrageous! You're telling me he's Nezha???" Countless viewers were dumbfounded and speechless.
Chapter 361 Adults Team Up to Deceive Children, My Heart Aches for Nezha
Before the movie was officially released, everyone had already seen the movie poster for Nezha, which featured two handsome men facing off.
But now, a street thug has appeared on the movie screen!
The audience felt that their young minds had been deeply deceived.
It's like an online romance meeting in person; you thought it would be Wu Yanzu, but it turns out to be Nicholas Ghetto?
The contrast is just too great!
But Nezha felt good.
Upon hearing that his mother was going to play a game of shuttlecock with him, he immediately jumped off the courtyard wall in excitement.
aside.
护卫端来了铠甲,连忙叫夫人穿上,殷夫人拒首/发,群9。8"0?2。0@5ヘ8?5♀6绝道:“开什么玩笑,陪儿子玩儿还要穿铠甲?踢个毽子会死人呐!”
The voice just fell.
call out!
Nezha kicked a shuttlecock over.
Madam Yin was kicked dozens of meters away by a shuttlecock and embedded directly into the courtyard wall.
Nezha asked worriedly, "Mother, are you alright?"
"It's alright, it's alright." Lady Yin gave Nezha a thumbs up, then turned to her guards and said, "I'll put it on."
The theater erupted in laughter.
This is a lightning-fast slap in the face!
Many viewers were deeply moved, as Madam Yin risked injury to play with her son... The hearts of parents are truly selfless.
Unfortunately, there were too many things going on at Chentang Pass.
The mother and son hadn't been playing for long when another soldier came to report that a monster was causing trouble and they needed help.
Lady Yin had no choice but to lead her troops away.
Unexpectedly, no sooner had she left than Nezha cleverly caused the two barrier beasts to fight, and then sneaked out.
This is really serious.
The demon child has brought calamity to the world!
Nezha wreaked havoc in Chentang Pass, and the people were bullied terribly by him. They were afraid of him from the bottom of their hearts, but they also hated him.
Even children are like that.
Just as Nezha was enraged and threw a large rock at the three children, Li Jing and Taiyi Zhenren returned at that moment, preventing him from causing any deaths.
At this time.
It has been a year since Li Jing and Taiyi Zhenren left this world.
Taiyi Zhenren expressed his desire to take Nezha as his disciple, to change his demonic nature, and to make him a righteous person who slays demons and eliminates evil.
"Is this... necessary?"
Lady Yin said that considering Nezha only had two years left to live, she didn't want to cause any more trouble and wanted him to live happily in his final days.
Li Jing said, "I don't want him to live such a muddled life, and you don't want Nezha to be treated as a monster even after he dies, do you?"
殷夫人表情感伤,却没有再拒首/发,群9。8"0?2。0@5ヘ8?5♀6绝。
"I just want him to be happy in his final days. Is his posthumous reputation really that important?" Madam Yin thought to herself.
Actually.
At this very moment, most viewers across China who are watching "Ne Zha" are filled with doubt, except for children.
Taiyi Zhenren and Li Jing's reasons seem correct, but in reality, they are very far-fetched.
True.
If an adult only has two years left to live, they will definitely think about fulfilling some of their dreams.
But Nezha is different. He's only one year old. Letting him live happily every day from now on is more important than anything else.
Instead of trying to teach him things.
Good and evil, right and wrong... these are things that even adults find difficult to distinguish, let alone children.
"Youmingyue's turn here is a bit abrupt."
"really."
"It's obvious that this is just a fabricated reason to make Nezha and Taiyi Zhenren have a master-disciple relationship."
"I don't understand."
"It's below par."
"Let's keep watching. I'll deduct ten points from them for now."
"I feel sorry for my wives, so I won't deduct any money."
"??? Draw your sword!"
"..."
The audience discussed among themselves, and soon their attention was drawn to the beautiful scenery and dazzling special effects within the "Landscape of Mountains and Rivers".
It's fair to say that the special effects in this segment cost only slightly less money than the final battle at the end of the movie.
With the audience wearing 3D glasses and the girls' empathetic talents, it felt as if they were in a fairyland, traveling with Nezha and Taiyi Zhenren.
Sometimes it flies high in the sky.
Sometimes I would sit on a lotus platform and watch countless water columns meander across the sky.
Sometimes we entered a beautiful underground world.
All sorts of bizarre and fantastical scenes were depicted by the Master Taiyi using his "Pointing at the Landscape" brush.
"Absolutely awesome!"
"Worth every penny!"
"It's so shocking!"
"You Mingyue's imagination is too wild!"
"gorgeous!"
"I really want this pen, it's amazing!"
"It feels like I'm actually wandering in a fairyland!"
"..."
Late at night, many audience members in the Huaxia Cinema were deeply moved.
Followed by.
After demonstrating his supernatural powers, Taiyi Zhenren began to teach Nezha.
The first thing they taught was the transformation technique.
As a result, he forgot that he was a comedian and that Nezha was the reincarnation of the Chaos Pearl, a genius of unparalleled talent.
In just one day, Nezha learned the transformation technique.
Then Nezha used his newly learned magic to tease Taiyi Zhenren, making this comedic character suffer terribly, and the theater was filled with laughter again.
……
Nezha did not want to become an apprentice, nor did he want to slay demons and bring blessings to the world.
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