Transforming into twin actresses, offering a glimpse into the cutthroat world of entertainment.

Li Jing knelt on the prayer mat, his hands clasped in devout prayer, but Lady Yin stood arrogantly to the side, not even glancing at the statue. She pulled out an apple from somewhere and began to eat it bite by bite.

"Madam, why don't you come and pay your respects too?" Li Jing said.

Madam Yin rolled her eyes and said angrily, "Bye, I've been praying for three years already. If I still can't give birth, I'll smash this dilapidated temple!"

Before she could finish speaking, Madam Yin suddenly threw an apple at the statue.

That temper...

Sudden.

The temple was destroyed, and Taiyi Zhenren and a large fat pig descended from the sky, smashing the statues.

The funny thing is, just now it was Taiyi Zhenren riding a pig, now it's a pig riding Taiyi Zhenren.

Li Jing and Lady Yin were a little confused.

Taiyi Zhenren struggled to crawl out from under the pig's body and proclaimed in Sichuan dialect, "I am Taiyi Zhenren of Jinguang Cave, Qianyuan Mountain..."

boom!

Before he could even utter the word "human," a rock the size of a human head fell from the sky and struck Taiyi Zhenren squarely on the forehead. After struggling to his feet, he was knocked back to the ground.

"Human..." This was his last act of defiance after he fell to the ground.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Oh no, Master Taiyi has really become a comedian."

"Hahaha, that's hilarious."

"My back hurts from laughing."

……

Screen switching.

Dusk.

Chentang Pass, Li Mansion.

When the people heard that Lady Yin was finally about to give birth, they all came to offer their congratulations.

Someone prepared a plaque inscribed with "Congratulations on the Birth of a Precious Son," a matchmaker came to propose marriage for the soon-to-be-born third son, and a musician composed a piece titled "The Descent of the Spirit Pearl" to celebrate the birth of the Li family's third son...

But behind the laughter and joy lies a hidden danger.

Shen Gongbao, dissatisfied with Taiyi Zhenren becoming one of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun, also appeared at Chentang Pass, intending to cause trouble.

He first used two puppet talismans, one on a servant in the Li household and the other on a midwife.

Then, he ordered the servants under his control to deliver wine to Taiyi Zhenren, knowing that his senior brother was a heavy drinker and would surely fall for the trick.

As expected, Taiyi Zhenren could not resist the temptation and drank the drugged wine, falling into a coma.

Unfortunately, the lotus containing the spirit pearl and the demon pill was enchanted by the Primordial Celestial Venerable, and only the True Man Taiyi could open it.

The servants controlled by Shen Gongbao had no choice but to punch Taiyi Zhenren in the stomach, trying to knock out the wine he had drunk.

Just then, Lady Yin was having a difficult childbirth, and the baby just wouldn't come out. Li Jing came anxiously to find Taiyi Zhenren and saw this scene.

"How can this be allowed? It's extremely impolite! It's unseemly! What kind of behavior is this!" Li Jing quickly stopped him.

"My lord, the lady can't hold on any longer!" the midwife shouted.

Li Jing: "Let me do it!"

"Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit!" Li Jing shouted as his fists rained down on Taiyi Zhenren's exposed belly, creating waves of flesh.

"Hahaha, he said it was uncivilized, but when he actually got physical, he was even more ruthless than others!"

"puff!"

Li Jing: It smells so good.

"Disrespect the Immortal Master!"

"No choice, my wife comes first!"

"This Li Jing seems quite interesting."

"Things will be a little better before Nezha is born. Once Nezha is born and turns into a ball of flesh, he will still be ruthless. Li Jing and Nezha may seem like father and son, but they are actually enemies."

"..."

Under the "treatment" of Li Jing's fist, Taiyi Zhenren vomited up the wine and woke up.

Immediately after being reminded by Li Jing, he quickly walked to Baolian, intending to take out the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Pill.

But then they saw that Master Taiyi had stopped moving, his eyes fixed on Baolian without moving, his expression solemn.

He seemed dumbfounded.

one second.

two seconds.

three seconds.

The air suddenly became quiet.

There wasn't even any background music.

Li Jing and his servant looked at Bao Lian, then at the funny man, then back at Bao Lian, and then back at the funny man again.

Finally, Li Jing couldn't hold back any longer: "What are you... waiting for?"

Tai Er Zhenren: "I can't remember the password."

Li Jing and his servant were immediately startled.

Shen Gongbao fainted upon hearing this.

The audience members who were eating popcorn and drinking soda all spat it out.

Laughter erupted throughout the theater.

"Forgot your password? Hahahaha."

"Madam Yin: I really will thank you."

"How did you become a True Person, Daoist Master?"

"I'm dying of laughter, my stomach hurts!"

"Hahaha, this is just like us when we take an exam but can't answer the questions..."

"I laughed so hard I cried, this is really a comedy."

"This guy is definitely a comedian."

"I'm about to laugh myself silly at this Taiyi Zhenren."

"..."

But it's not over yet.

After Taiyi Zhenren failed to unlock it the first time, he tried three more times, and obviously, he failed again.

"That doesn't make sense," Taiyi Zhenren said, resting his chin on his hand in thought.

Li Jing asked, "What would happen if I got it wrong five times?"

Taiyi Chuanchuan said, "Baolian is automatically locked; it can only be tried again in ten years."

"Pfft!" Li Jing clutched his chest, his face contorted in pain.

The servant clutched his head in his hands, utterly frantic.

Shen Gongbao chewed the wood to pieces.

The audience laughed until their livers hurt.

Even though Lady Yin giving birth is an extremely tense, urgent, and life-or-death event, everyone here is laughing uncontrollably because of the idiot Master Taiyi.

Finally, Taiyi Zhenren remembered the fingerprint unlock and opened Baolian.

But at that moment, Shen Gongbao made his move.

He secretly stole the Spirit Orb and placed the Demon Orb in its original position.

—The Demon Orb has been activated.

One after another, red divine talismans flew into Lady Yin's stomach.

The Demon Child Nezha was born!

Lady Yin was pregnant for three years before giving birth to a baby.

When the servants carried him out of the room, both Li Jing and Taiyi Zhenren were terrified.

Especially Taiyi Zhenren, as a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun, actually hid in Li Jing's arms and hugged him tightly.

Followed by.

The ball of flesh revealed its demonic side. Newly born, it had not yet taken human form and only had a head. It rolled around on the ground, causing chaos and scaring the people into scattering and fleeing.

Before long, he grew into a child and became even more amazing.