A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

"It's not over yet! You bastard!!"

……

Huff, huff...

Following the disaster broadcasts echoing over Z City, Johnson arrived at the scene of the incident. As soon as he returned, he immediately went to the scene. He found Saitama, covered in bruises, sitting on a huge black humanoid monster corpse, panting heavily. One of his sneakers had fallen off, and the other, like his sportswear, had been upgraded to a trendy, shabby version.

"for you."

"Thank you... eh?"

A clean white towel was handed to Saitama, who subconsciously took it and thanked him before realizing, "Oh, it's Johnson. What a coincidence."

"Unfortunately, I only came here because I heard the disaster broadcast. I didn't expect that you had already taken care of the strange man."

"Really?" Saitama wiped the blood off his face and explained, "I heard there's a discount supermarket that opened here, so I thought I'd come and buy some supplies to take back..."

As he spoke, he glanced back at the supermarket, now a ruin, and Johnson followed suit.

The huge "Special Offer" sign, which had stood strong all this time, flashed with a streak of electric sparks and collapsed with a crash.

"Looks like I can't buy anything today." Saitama shrugged, glancing up at the dark clouds drifting slowly in from afar. "Looks like it's going to rain again soon. I haven't brought the clothes in from the balcony yet, I need to hurry back."

As he spoke, the wounds exposed beneath his ripped tracksuit had already stopped bleeding and scabbed over, and Saitama acted as if nothing had happened, as if he wasn't the one who was injured at all.

Qiao Sen suggested, "Let's go to your house for hot pot. You've lost so much blood, you need to eat more meat to replenish your strength."

Saitama had originally planned to buy discounted meat to cook hot pot on this trip, and he was immediately tempted.

"I'm fine, it's just a bit of a hassle to mend my clothes again."

Saitama looked down at himself and felt that the remaining sneaker, with its sole worn through, was getting in the way, so he simply took it off and threw it away.

"But Johnson, are you sure it's okay for you to leave work now?"

"Of course, no problem. I already said I'm in the free class." Johnson reached out and pulled Saitama up from the monster's corpse. "I even took a paid vacation for more than three months recently and went on a trip. How about it, want to consider changing careers?"

Saitama glared at the person who was spouting nonsense: "...Although my grades in school are average, don't lie to me. We see each other all the time, so where did this three-month paid trip come from?"

"Don't believe me? Then I'll bring you along next time I have the chance."

"Wait, is it really true? Are police officers' benefits really that good?"

……

goo goo goo...

Qiao Sen personally prepared the Sichuan-style spicy broth, and as the induction cooker heated it continuously, the broth quickly came to a boil.

Saitama was still busy in the kitchen, washing and plating the food, efficiently handling the mountain of ingredients.

His hand movements gradually accelerated beyond the range of normal human capabilities, causing Saitama's expression to become distorted.

Good news: There are plenty of ingredients!

Bad news: There's plenty of food!

It's clear that he was experiencing both pain and pleasure at that moment.

Whoosh—

A flash of lightning and a clap of thunder followed, and the sky gradually darkened.

Before long, a heavy rain poured down.

Chapter 75 God's Ten-Hit Combo

While waiting for his meal, Johnson lay back on a deck chair on the balcony, wearing sunglasses.

It looks like a beach vacation, but in reality, all you can see through the balcony is a dark and deserted area under a downpour.

The deafening thunder and rain made the deserted city seem even more silent. Ordinary people who accidentally wandered into it often had the illusion that they were being watched by something bad, and they would feel a chill down their spine after only a few steps.

You'll soon find that the creepy feeling wasn't an illusion; it quickly disappears into the city's darkness.

After all, this is the headquarters of the Monster Association.

Only Saitama could live here without caring at all.

Saitama: I didn't want to either, but the apartments here have free utilities and no rent!

"How much longer, Saitama?"

Johnson shouted towards the kitchen, and amidst the clattering and banging, Saitama's sweaty voice rang out: "Almost done! It's all because you bought too many ingredients, Johnson!"

"Oh?" Johnson pushed up his sunglasses, sneered, and spoke in the voice of a sugar daddy, "Then I won't buy from you next time."

"sorry!!"

He shouted his apology, and the loud chopping sounds from the kitchen grew even louder.

Perhaps this is Saitama's training.

Seeing that he wouldn't be able to eat for a while, Qiao Sen remotely controlled the induction cooker to lower the heating level, so as not to burn the pot before the food was ready.

Then, another gain from his seclusion and cultivation was discovered.

A full stack of blank cards, there looked to be about a hundred of them.

Even when traveling to other worlds, the number of "Fate Card Draws" will accumulate on time, and the number accumulated in more than three months is quite considerable.

F-zai: Working people, working spirit.

Qiao Sen: Yes, yes, thank you for your hard work.

Since I'm just killing time anyway, I might as well draw some cards!

The drop rate of "Fate Draw" is rather low, and Johnson doesn't lack basic attributes at the moment.

If you exchange blank cards for gacha materials for the fourth ability, you can just enough for a ten-pull.

Qiao Sen released his grip, and F Zai took control of the cards. His spiritual flames blazed, and the thickness of the cards instantly decreased. The remaining ten cards looked as if they were plated with a layer of dazzling gold, making them exceptionally radiant and captivating.

"If it's ten cards, how about we take a gamble?"

With a snap of his fingers, Qiao Sen's kindred spirit, F-zai, appeared.

What is it? Put it down.

The snap of his fingers instantly turned into a middle finger. Johnson asked, "We talked about it last time. Devil Fruit abilities are like ability cards. If I draw different fruit abilities and then eat a Devil Fruit, will I explode instantly?"

【…】

The handsome young man remained silent for a moment, then offered an explanation.

[The Devil Fruits that manifest as Stand abilities are unique, just like the original ones; a person can only eat one. The extracted Devil Fruit ability can be compatible with the original, but it is not necessarily complete.]

"Hmm, it's a bit convoluted, but I roughly understand it," Johnson rubbed his temples. "In other words, choosing to draw an item card is like gambling on a Devil Fruit, while choosing to draw an ability card might only get you a single Devil Fruit ability or trait, which is not much different from drawing other skills."

【Bingo.】

"So, the choice this time is..."

Fantasia Kazu, activate your fourth ability "Divine Draw"!

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【Leaf Whirlwind (N): Ability Card, a taijutsu technique developed by Might Guy, which involves attacking the enemy at high speed with a whirlwind kick.】

【Konoha Gale (N): Ability Card, a taijutsu technique developed by Might Guy, a high-speed low kick to attack the opponent's lower body.】

【Konoha Whirlwind (N): Ability Card, a taijutsu developed by Might Guy, an advanced version of Konoha Whirlwind with a larger attack range.】

【Spiral Flash Super Wheel Dance Roar 3rd Style (N): Ability Card. Minato Namikaze developed this exclusive ninjutsu by combining the "Flying Thunder God Technique" with a flash bomb. It creates a blinding yellow electric light to obstruct the opponent's vision, serving as a feint or a close-range attack. If you haven't mastered the "Flying Thunder God Technique," you can use other movement abilities instead.】

[Earth Release: Earth Flow Wall (R): Ability Card, B-rank Earth Release ninjutsu. Creates one or more earthen walls adorned with dog-head statues to protect oneself or other targets. These walls can also be used to create a barrier to surround opponents. Highly effective against Water Release ninjutsu.]

【Palm Healing Technique (SR): Ability Card. Developed by Tsunade, this is an A-rank healing ninjutsu that uses chakra to heal internal and external injuries. Chakra is output from the palm to enhance the healing ability of wounds or affected areas, or to treat diseases. Excessive chakra output can disrupt the patient's normal circulatory system, causing them to fall into a coma.】

【Four Symbols Sealing (R): Ability Card, a sealing technique of the Uzumaki clan. A powerful sealing technique that uses the cycle of the four symbols to seal away evil forces. It leaves a seal on a human body or other object, completely sealing a powerful enemy (chakra) within the selected object for a long period of time.】

【Kōan Rūyō (SR): Ability Card. A technique used by Hashirama Senju to suppress the chakra of tailed beasts. It has sealing and hypnotic effects. The character "座" (seat) appears on the user's palm and chakra is injected. If the user has mastered "Wood Release," a wooden cuboid will be created to further suppress the beasts.】

[Earth Release: Weighted Rock Technique (SR): Ability Card, an A-rank Earth Release ninjutsu used by the Tsuchikage lineage. It creates heavy rocks or petrifies enemies, and can also be used to increase the weight of oneself or an ally to enhance attack power.]

【Water Release: Great Waterfall Technique (R): Ability Card, A-rank Water Release Ninjutsu, creates a powerful surge of water, resembling a large waterfall, to impact the opponent.】

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Ultimately, Johnson decided to expand his existing skill set.

Whether it's bloodline limits, secret techniques, or basic ninjutsu, Johnson can accept them all. After all, one can learn from others' experiences, and with a certain foundation, it wouldn't be difficult for him to develop the five elemental ninjutsu on his own using his chakra.

However, the opening three-hit combo of Konoha Fluid Technique N cards still made him dizzy, and then the troublesome Eternal Girl came out to cause trouble, which made Johnson almost vomit blood.

What the hell is this!

Fortunately, after wasting four pulls, the art style gradually returned to normal. It was a bit of a pity that no gold was obtained, but starting from "Palm Immortal Technique", Qiao Sen felt that this ten-pull was worth the price.

The value of top-tier medical ninjutsu is self-evident. The Uzumaki clan's sealing technique "Four Symbols Sealing Technique" that was drawn later, the First Hokage's Nine-Tails head-patting technique "Kōan-nū-yō-tō" and the Tsuchikage's "Weighted Rock Technique" are all quite practical techniques.

Compared to ordinary ninjutsu that allows you to get whatever you want with a simple clap of your hands, what Johnson lacks are various functional skills.

Putting everything else aside, at least for the future, I'll have one more alias to use when I'm out in the world—

As a doctor, it's normal for me to be able to hit a little bit, right?