A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

Blame me?

"...Get lost, you scumbags!"

Ultimately, Johnson chose the Naruto world.

The moment the portal closed, this was the scene he saw upon falling into this world—

In the distance, on a battlefield in a lush, wooded valley, two armies of ninjas faced off across the distance.

Two young men with immense chakra reactions stood in front of the battle. One had black hair and black eyes, with long hair reaching his waist. He had an upright and unyielding face and wore ancient red armor from the Warring States period. The other had a cold face and a sinister aura. Beneath his spiky hair were a pair of slowly rotating three-tomoe Sharingan eyes, and he held a huge fan as tall as a person in his hand.

The moment they charged at each other with shouts, Johnson was undoubtedly overjoyed.

Can you witness the two ninja gods piloting a Gundam live right away?

This is Madara Uchiha at his peak fighting Hashirama Senju!

Is there such a good thing?

Someone excitedly pulled out sunflower seeds and a stool, ready to experience the famous scene of the Battle of the End Valley live, but then...

As it turned out, the two men shouting during the charge were not shouting "Hassi Hot Mom" ​​and "Madala" at all!

The whole section collapsed.

The "Mind Network," beyond the ninjas' comprehension, covered the entire area. Only a few ninjas sensed the ninjas' confusion or cautiously looked around, but ultimately found nothing.

The carriers of "Mind Net" are magnetic fields and psychic power. As for the real body of Josen who used "Magnetic Release", it was more than ten kilometers away on a high mountain. At this distance, even a member of the Uzumaki clan who had opened Kagura's Mind's Eye might not be able to sense Josen's chakra reaction, let alone the fact that there were no ninjas from the Land of Whirlpools present.

On the contrary, Johnson, who was more than ten kilometers away from the battlefield, quickly learned the identities of the leaders of the two sides.

They were the fathers of Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha...

The battlefield was dominated by these two, and judging by their excessively youthful appearance, this era predates Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha.

As for those two trendsetters, it's possible they were still in their diapers, leveling up, or even planning to have children.

That's why Johnson let out a long sigh earlier.

It's not that the ninja world would stop turning without them, but rather that the two fattest sheep in the pen have just died.

The fate of the great inventor Tobirama Senju is also unknown.

One of his key objectives on this trip was the "Shadow Clone Technique" developed by Tobirama Senju, a physical clone that inherits the same amount of the original's chakra and most of their combat power, and also possesses several upgraded versions with further nature transformations. It is one of the most troublesome techniques in the ninja world.

I had hoped to finally free my hands after this trip, but it seems the plan will have to be postponed.

But the sheepfold is so big... no, the ninja world is so big, there's always something to fleece, so there's no need to hang yourself on one tree.

For now, let's gather intelligence first!

Uchiha front-line base.

The camps were filled with wounded soldiers.

There is no such thing as an unkillable war, not even for a group of ninjas who are all superhuman.

Most of the Uchiha stayed in their tents, silently licking their wounds.

The ragtag army composed of vassal ninjas and hired ronin suffered a much worse fate, with even heavier casualties. The camp was filled with cries of agony, and due to a severe lack of medical resources, many of them could only die in agony.

Those who survived were also responsible for cleaning up the battlefield and dealing with the bodies of their fallen comrades.

Of course, Senju Ichiro's situation wasn't much better.

Snapped!

In the central command tent, Uchiha Tajima glared angrily, his right hand, brimming with chakra, shattering the armrest of the chair.

On the other hand, his left hand was covered in blood, with a deep, bone-revealing cut running from his shoulder down to his arm. A medical ninja was frantically cutting open his sleeve and using ninjutsu to stop the bleeding.

Uchiha Tajima, however, seemed to have no arm of his own. After listening to the message from his clan, he angrily shouted, "Despicable Senju! They actually took advantage of me being tied up on the front lines to launch a sneak attack on our supply lines. They always resort to these underhanded tricks; it's nothing but the behavior of a petty person!"

"What is the damage?"

The Uchiha who brought the news knelt on one knee before the tent, "Reporting to the clan leader, we lost two grain transport teams, the grain they were escorting was also stolen, and there's also..."

"Damn it!!"

Enraged, Uchiha Tajima roared, his handsome face, inheriting the excellent bloodline of the Uchiha, contorted in anger. He was about to unleash a torrent of abuse when he realized his subordinate had more to say, and he stopped himself from speaking.

"What...there's more?"

"Yes, in addition to this batch of rations, a shipment of weapons and supplies was also stolen. The logistical supply to the front lines may be a bit tight in the near future..."

"..."

Uchiha Tajima was taken aback by what he heard. As he pondered, the angry expression on his face gradually subsided, turning into a calm expression that was even more terrifying and sinister.

A chilling, captivating chakra spread out, instantly plunging the entire tent into a still, eerie silence.

Chapter 59 Conspiracy

The Uchiha tent fell into a deathly silence under the clan leader's fury. The insects underground lost their life under the corrosive influence of the chakra, and everyone inside the tent dared not utter a sound.

Fortunately, although Uchiha Tajima inherited all the advantages of the Sharingan clan, he was arrogant, conceited, and an invincible, typical hot-tempered older brother. However, he ultimately cared about his clan, and his greatest ambition in life was to overthrow the Senju and restore the glory of the Uchiha clan.

Therefore, he did not lose his temper and attack his tribesmen to vent his anger. The eerie silence around him gradually subsided as the boiling Chatonra within him subsided, and it did not last.

"Alright, I understand," Uchiha Tajima let out a heavy sigh and waved his hand impatiently. "Except for Elder Takuya, all of you may leave."

"Yes!"×N

Upon hearing this, even the medical ninjas who were on duty quickened their bandaging movements. After the wounds were treated, they bowed and withdrew with everyone else.

Uchiha Takuya is Uchiha Tajima's uncle. He is a top-tier Jonin in the clan with a three-tomoe Sharingan. His combat strength is only slightly inferior to that of the young and strong Uchiha Tajima, who has just taken office. He is one of the few well-known strongmen in the Uchiha clan and one of the three elders who are stationed on the front line.

At this time, the remaining two garrison elders had already been dispatched, firstly to support the vassal ninjas cleaning up the battlefield, and secondly to guard against any possible surprise attack by the Senju faction.

This was also an unwritten rule during wartime.

Putting ourselves in their shoes, if possible, the Uchiha would never let go of any opportunity to severely injure the Senju, and their methods would only be more ruthless than the Senju's.

The warring parties can reach a consensus on some issues, and in some ways, they are even more in sync than their nominal allies.

This is troubled times.

Inside the tent.

After dismissing his attendants, Uchiha Tajima stretched his left arm, which had just healed thanks to medical ninjutsu, and turned his gaze to one side of the tent: "Elder Takuya, what do you think?"

Uchiha Taku, who had also been injured in the previous battle, had now removed his armor, his hands tucked into his sleeves, and his face bearing the same cannibalistic expression as Uchiha Tajima. He replied in a deep voice, "Of course it's revenge! The Senju clan always does such despicable things, so we certainly can't swallow our anger!"

“That’s right! We Uchiha have always fought fair and square on the battlefield, but…” Uchiha Tajima sneered, “did you think we wouldn’t resort to methods outside the battlefield? How laughable!”

Uchiha Takuya pragmatically followed up by asking, "What does the clan leader think we should do?"

Uchiha Tajima gave a sinister smile: "The spy my father planted within the Senju clan not long ago risked his life to send back a secret report. You know about that, don't you?"

Uchiha Takuya's body trembled: "The clan head is talking about Senju Butsuma..."

“That’s right!” Uchiha Tajima waved his hand, his expression becoming increasingly ferocious. “I didn’t want to expose the mole I had painstakingly planted at this critical juncture, but Senju Butsuma has gone too far! Don’t blame me for this; if you’re unjust, I’ll be unjust too!”

Knowing the inside story, Uchiha Takuya's expression changed several times. He knew that the matter was definitely the Senju clan leader's sore spot. Once the arrow was released, there would be no turning back. What awaited the Uchiha was an even more brutal all-out war.

But war...

When has the Uchiha clan ever been afraid?!

The warlike seed buried deep in his blood finally overwhelmed his reason, and a cruel smile appeared on Uchiha Takuya's face as well.

"The patriarch is wise!"

“Come closer,” Uchiha Tajima said with a wicked smile, beckoning him over. Uchiha Takuya immediately moved closer. “Elder Takuya, you will handle this matter personally. I will write you a secret letter. When you return to the clan, firstly, have the clan send another top-tier Jonin to Kazama and Kazuya to fill the gap in top-tier combat power; secondly, assemble a secret ninja squad and set off tonight! Then… do this and that…”

Uchiha Takuya nodded repeatedly and replied in a deep voice, "Yes! Don't worry, clan leader, I will do my best to get this done!"

"Eh!" Uchiha Tajima waved his hand. "There's no need to risk your life. Once this matter is settled, we'll definitely have a big battle with the Senju. At that time, I'll need Elder Takuya to protect me!"

"Clan leader..."

"No need for further words. Just make sure you survive. If necessary, have the secret ninja squad cover your retreat." Uchiha Tajima patted Takuya's shoulder earnestly, then turned to find paper and pen and quickly wrote a secret letter. He sealed it and handed it to Takuya. "Elder Takuya, I'll be waiting for your good news at the front!"

"Yes!"

……

A figure hurriedly left the Uchiha camp and disappeared into the forest using the Body Flicker Technique.

On the distant mountain peaks, Qiao Sen turned the roasted deer leg over the campfire, occasionally brushing it with layers of his freshly made Qiao family secret sauce.

A police voice recorder floats in mid-air, enveloped in azure psychic energy to one side of his body. The power light on the recorder is flashing, indicating that it is in operation. Audio signals invisible to ordinary people are transmitted through the magnetic field and recorded inside the machine.

As the content he had previously overheard echoed in his mind, Johnson couldn't help but gasp in astonishment.

"The scheming and infighting among the ninja clans is truly ruthless, resorting to blackmailing others with their unborn sons at the drop of a hat! The Uchiha clan really hasn't forgotten its roots."

The scale of village-level wars is simply too small; the tricks and sabotage they employ are so outrageous that even a dog would shake its head in disbelief.

After the recording was finished, Qiao Sen used the magnetic force to turn on the playback function of the voice recorder, and immediately, a sinister-looking boy's voice came out.

"...According to the spies' report, Senju Butsuma's pregnant wife has secretly left the clan's territory, and is suspected to be about to give birth! In that case, we will use Senju Butsuma's wife and his unborn second son as hostages to force him to stop the war! You do it this way..."

After the audio finished playing, Johnson tore off a piece of venison with the skin on and tasted it.

The roasted venison leg is crispy on the outside and tender and juicy on the inside, with just the right amount of heat and flavor.