A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

The heroes stared in shock at the scene before them, while the sound of people swallowing hard filled the air.

—Is Tatsumaki-sama's (Miss's) superpower this strong now? Such a huge Monster Association base, just pulled out of the ground like that?!

As the saying goes, laymen watch the show, while experts see the details. The few superpowered heroes present, such as "Mechanical Psychic" and Fubuki, knew that Tatsumaki's superpower was not just as impressive as it looked.

Firstly, to ensure the integrity of the geological structure, and secondly, to prevent the impact on the cities surrounding the stone pillars...

This millimeter-level precision in control is the most outrageous thing in the eyes of these superpower users!

Saitama, however, stared blankly at a spot on the stone pillar, shading his eyes with his hand, and asked in a daze, "Genos, look at that building... doesn't it look like my apartment?"

Upon hearing this, Genos instantly zoomed out to his limit and, guided by Saitama's finger, saw an alloy apartment building leaning against a towering stone pillar. The materials on it were the ones he had installed piece by piece!

Having confirmed his masterpiece, Genos searched his database but couldn't find any way to comfort someone who has lost their home. So he decided to tell the truth: "You were right, Saitama-sensei!"

Saitama: "..."

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Saitama's twitching, contorted expression caught Genos's eye. The cyborg boy's brain raced, and his gaze hardened.

As if making an extremely difficult decision, the child strode towards the tornado, saying as he went, "Don't worry, I'll get you an explanation right now!!"

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Noticing the murderous aura emanating from a distant tornado: ? ? ?

Saitama: "..."

—If this kid rushes over like a fool, he'll probably get torn to shreds by Johnson's girlfriend, right?

Saitama could almost see Genos reduced to scrap metal again, and a bead of cold sweat dripped from his forehead.

"Hey, hey, hey, Genos, that's not necessary..."

Saitama, exasperated, pulled his dim-witted eldest disciple back to his senses, sighed, and said, "Never mind, we still have to fight monsters later. We'll talk about the apartment later!"

"But, teacher..."

Seeing that his eldest disciple seemed to still want to argue, Saitama, with his strong, stoic demeanor, rolled his deadpan eyes and said, "It's not a big deal. There are plenty of free apartments here, aren't there?"

He scratched his cheek helplessly, unsure whether he was upset about the apartment or his disciple.

"Besides, they didn't do it on purpose. Even if we take a step back, you should at least give Johnson some face, right?"

Chapter 462 The Hero's Advance (Part 1)

Saitama's words might sound ordinary to others, but to the cyborg boy, they were as resounding as the chanting of bells and drums.

"I see... I understand now! Saitama-sensei!!"

Genos was taken aback, feeling as if his barren social database had been injected with a brand new form of interaction.

—Saitama-sensei, you gave me a vivid lesson on "emotional intelligence" at the cost of your own apartment! I absolutely cannot let you down!!

The next moment, the excited cyborg boy took out his notebook and started writing furiously again!

Saitama (big drop of sweat.JPG): Uh... here we go again, kid...

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……

Odd Society.

Instantly rising from 1500 meters underground to the surface is nothing short of a death journey for a monster with insufficient strength!

Before many of the strange people even saw the moonlight on the ground, they were crushed to death by the immense pressure created by their telekinetic powers!

Elite monsters of the Demon level or above can naturally protect themselves in the violently turbulent space, while other monsters who are lucky enough to survive are thrown to the top by inertia and fall into a daze.

Zhiwuzixi——

A strange, unpredictable swallowing sound rang out. The surviving monsters, ignoring the dizziness and vertigo caused by riding the Little Tornado brand high-speed elevator, scattered and fled from the location where their companions had died tragically.

It turned out that the Monster King "Orochi," who had been quietly playing the background role, saw countless fresh flesh and blood feasts being born right under his nose. He immediately put into practice his good habit of thrift and frugality, which he had developed from living a hard life. His head full of snake hair opened his mouth and shot out, greedily devouring the monster flesh and blood all over the ground.

Using telekinesis to counteract its own gravity, "Gyoro Gyoro" floated in the air on a giant sofa, seemingly oblivious to the sounds of "Orochi" devouring its prey behind it. It addressed the group of Dragon-level executives, whose expressions remained unchanged, saying, "Everyone, the battle ahead depends on you."

"I will use my superpowers to point out the location of your opponents, and Lord Orochi will also provide support in his own way at any time."

"The final battle has begun."

“So, battle plans are just a waste of time,” Black Sperm jumped off his seat and staggered toward the exit of the underground space. “I’m leaving now. Remember to call me when those humans break in.”

The remaining dragon-level officers exchanged glances and then headed off in different directions through the passageways.

Although the plan to weaken the human forces did not go through, it did not have a significant impact on them.

The huge physical difference between monsters and humans is there; it's just a matter of putting in a little more effort!

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"So this is the Monster Association's base? It's huge!" Superalloy Darkshine exclaimed, looking at the spiral stone pillar that resembled a giant tree trunk. "It's a good thing Tatsumaki pulled it out from underground, otherwise just exploring it would have wasted a lot of time."

A large, stubble-covered, curly-haired face peeked out from behind a pair of dark, muscular bodies, and said shyly, "Little Black, actually... I also have many things worth exploring..."

"Super Alloy Darkshine": "..."

"...Please be sure to maintain social distancing, Your Excellency!!"

All the heroes: "..."

"Flash of the Flash" twitched as if he had seen something dirty. He took a deep breath and said, "Let's hurry up. I have other tasks to do, so I'll go in first."

Before he finished speaking, without making any move, everyone saw a ray of light bounce off the stone pillar a few times, and in the blink of an eye disappeared into one of the deep entrances.

Saitama had by then recovered from the devastating news of his apartment being ruined. As he watched the arrogant "Flash Flash" stroll confidently into the Monster Association's base, he couldn't help but squint with ill intent through his deadpan eyes.

—If this guy keeps wandering around like this, won't he get completely lost inside that obviously complicated stone pillar in no time?

Before Saitama could finish his thought, another flash of white light appeared above everyone's heads!

The white light that had just disappeared so coolly at the entrance of the Monster Association base returned, and even seemed to be an unstoppable bullet-like dash that leaped into the sky!

The light traced a perfect parabola and landed steadily. Only then did everyone realize that the person who had just entered was "Flash of the Glitter".

The heroes were all taken aback. "Atomic Samurai" frowned slightly, watching his fellow swordsman land gracefully, and asked with a sharp look, "What happened, Flashy Flash? Were you fighting a monster?"

"Uh...no, not at all."

"Flash of the Light" took a deep breath. Only a few beings with extraordinary perception could see that the muscles on his seemingly expressionless face were trembling slightly under his powerful control.

"No, I'm not lost... I just went the wrong way!"

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Saitama: Pfft—Just as I expected…

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All the heroes: "..."

—Going in the wrong direction... isn't that just getting lost?

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"Atomic Samurai" didn't think anything of it, nodded knowingly, and said, "So you're just bad at directions, then it's alright."

Before he could finish speaking, Flash had already leaped into the air and disappeared into the stone pillar in a flash!

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This time, only Johnson and Saitama saw that the kid could no longer keep up the act and was in a state of red-hot heat where his ears were practically steaming.

Yeah, it's even redder than a monkey's butt.

It's only because he ran fast that he managed to maintain his aloof and god-like image in the public eye; otherwise, his image would have collapsed in a second today.

Bomb, hands behind his back, turned his gaze from where "Flash of the Light" had disappeared again: "That guy was really fast! Don't you think so, Onii-chan?"

“Hmm,” Bump nodded silently, clenching his fist. “Let’s go in too. We can’t lose to these young guys.”

As they spoke, Bangu and Bomb exchanged a glance, and their two graceful figures moved with the wind, leaping back and forth in perfect unison, entering the stone pillar through another entrance.

"Then let's go too!"

"Super Alloy Darkshine" and "Sexy Prisoner," two muscle-bound brutes, transformed themselves into cannonballs, kicking up a cloud of dust that soared into the sky!

Along the way, Black Light punched into the rock wall, and when it pulled out, it used the force to change direction. As a result, the "Sexy Prisoner" behind it did a gorgeous "Angel Wings Spread" and turned in mid-air, following closely behind!

"Wait for me, Little Black, I'm coming!!"

Two figures, one in black and one in white, kicked up dust and sand. The "Sexy Prisoner," with an excited smile, and the "Super Alloy Darkshine," whose resolute expression had completely collapsed, disappeared into the same rocky passage.

Chapter 463 The Hero's Advance (Part 2)

Watching the S-class heroes unleash their superhuman physical power and soar into the sky, Genos's energy core on his chest flashed with a bright light as his load increased. The fighting spirit that had gradually been buried deep in his heart since he started learning from Saitama suddenly seemed to be activated.

The cyborg boy, radiating the intense heat of his thrusters, turned back to his teacher and respectfully asked, "Saitama-sensei, please allow me to go in first and scout the way for you!"

"Ah...ok."

Saitama, still savoring the taste of dinner, snapped out of his reverie and cautioned his impulsive eldest disciple, "But you must be careful, Genos."