A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

"Later, 'Gouge' consumed the monster cells of the monster king 'Orochi,' which I just introduced, and mutated into the gigantic Dragon-level executive he is now."

As Johnson narrates, the blackboard, under F-zai's superb drawing skills, depicts the entire process of "Hero" failing to challenge the Monster King "Orochi," and being tricked by "Gyoro Gyoro" into eating the first "Monster Cell" and transforming into a monster.

The overall style is simple but not sloppy, like a simple comic strip with a serialized plot. With just a few strokes, the aura of the two eccentrics is revealed, exuding domineering power.

"Its strength lies in its physical power and superb fighting skills, but its excessive size is not an advantage in my opinion. If you encounter it, I suggest you gang up on it. There's nothing special about it."

Seeing that the heroes had a basic understanding of the "heroes," Teacher Qiao Sen pushed up his non-existent glasses and said, "Alright, let's continue."

Teaching assistant F understood and continued working, quickly drawing a deep room filled with large petri dishes on the newly cleaned blackboard.

There is no obvious monster in the picture. Only the churning liquid and two dull eyes that look not very smart can be vaguely seen in the glass petri dish, which is very lifelike.

"The strange creature I'm about to introduce is this seemingly clear liquid, which the Monster Association calls 'Evil Natural Water.' If you find a transparent liquid that can move freely and has eyes, then you've definitely encountered it."

Johnson tapped the small blackboard and pointed to the hastily drawn glass jar, saying, "'Evil Natural Water,' because its main component is water, is immune to most physical and mental attacks. It's usually stored in a large petri dish and has almost no self-awareness; it only reacts to killing intent."

"It's important to note that it shouldn't come into contact with natural water sources. This thing can assimilate all types of water and make it part of itself. If it grows to an excessively large size, it will be quite troublesome to clean it up completely."

As Johnson explained, the many S-class heroes who were listening attentively couldn't help but tense up and silently memorized the various characteristics of "Evil Natural Water".

Compared to monsters who rely on their height, size, and superhuman strength to cause physical destruction, this unconventional type of monster is actually more difficult to deal with.

Putting everything else aside, the fact that "Evil Natural Water" is "immune to most physical and mental attacks" is enough to make most S-class heroes helpless.

After all, their attack methods are usually physical, and using them to attack a lump of liquid is almost no different from punching cotton.

Johnson knew that it was really asking too much of these rough men who usually solved problems by brute force to deal with this kind of weirdo.

He was prepared to take on this mess, but he found that the S-class heroes present were not discouraged by the monster's troublesome nature. Instead, they were thinking from their own perspectives about how to defeat it.

—Since it's water, then if you bombard it with lightning and electrolyze it into hydrogen and oxygen, it shouldn't be able to maintain its monster form anymore, right?

King was toying with a nano-vibranium wife figurine in his hand, whose face could be infinitely customized, and thought to himself without making a sound.

"Atomic Slash" can cut through liquids without any problem, but preventing it from returning to its original state is a bit difficult. Damn it, it's this weirdo again! Then cutting it into particles smaller than atoms should be fine, right?

"Atomic Samurai" chewed on an extra-long toothpick, rubbing his chin as he pondered.

Chapter 457 Intelligence Meeting (Part 2)

—This doesn't seem to be the kind of weirdo I'm good at dealing with! But…

The old man glanced thoughtfully at his older brother beside him.

—If I team up with Onii-chan to unleash a combined ultimate technique, we should be able to blast this monster into nothingness, right?

Just then, Bump also turned his head. The two young brothers, who had lived for nearly two hundred years combined, exchanged glances and nodded in tacit agreement, clearly having reached a consensus.

To put it bluntly, isn't the only characteristic of this weirdo that he's hard to kill?

If one punch isn't enough, then throw a hundred million more and beat the crap out of it!!

The various thoughts coming from the "Heart Network" made Qiao Sen feel very happy. What is a high-quality teammate?

When you pose a question and everyone spontaneously gets involved, that's what makes a great teammate!

Of all the heroes present, only Tornado was comfortably drinking her hot cocoa and eating sweet and delicious pastries and snacks, without wasting a single brain cell.

Firstly, it's unnecessary, and secondly, in her mind, isn't it standard practice to beat monsters into irreversible particle forms?

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"The following strange person is somewhat similar to 'Evil Natural Water,' so 'Atomic Samurai' should be especially careful."

"Huh...huh?"

Upon hearing Johnson's words, the smile on "Atomic Warrior's" face, which was secretly gloating, froze. He was dumbfounded to see a group of strange things that looked like black monkeys with antennae on their heads appearing densely on the blackboard.

It's a Dragon-level monster, "Black Sperm"!!

A sneer appeared on the corner of "Atomic Samurai's" mouth. He thought to himself, what kind of threat could this thing be? Isn't it something that can be killed by cutting them all down with one sword?

Just as this thought popped into his head, the eyes of countless black elves on the blackboard seemed to come alive, gazing deeply into his eyes. This bizarre scene made the battle-hardened uncle swordsman involuntarily shiver!

hiss--

It's... the feeling of a lifelong rival!

In an instant, a thick layer of cold sweat seeped out from the forehead of "Atomic Samurai"!

Upon seeing this, F-zai, who had dropped the chalk, gave a wicked smile.

—What do you mean by "painting-level" artistry?! It's all about lifelike detail!

……

evening.

The "Psykos Underwear Exposure Conference"... no, the Hero Association Information Conference's presentation is finally coming to an end.

The first-generation "Housekeeping Star" F-zai delivered a meticulously prepared five-star meal, and the heroes gathered outside also enjoyed a luxurious dinner provided by the Royal Manor Hotel.

The aroma of food filled the entire space, but the heroes paid it no mind.

They're not like those rigid association officials; their meetings are all about being casual!

"...The next officer, this guy is called 'Gums,' a Dragon-level monster. His true form is a giant body with a huge mouth, and his entire body is a stomach. His ability is to devour; he has extremely strong digestive abilities."

Upon hearing this, "Pig God" paused slightly as he devoured the giant baguette with the soup from his dinner, then quickly finished it off with a series of crunching sounds.

—That sounds like a superpower similar to mine! Looks like I'd better strike first if I encounter it!

During the introduction, Qiao Sen couldn't help but remind the most troublesome middle-aged swordsman: "Piercing attacks are easily corroded by the strong acidic gastric juice under its skin. If you encounter it, I suggest using ranged attacks such as sword aura."

Both of them reached an unprecedented peak level, but look at the Bang brothers, they look very composed.

Bang & Bomb: My hands are itching, please don't mention it!

"Is his whole body a stomach? Looks like I need to tell Iai and the others to be careful," the "Atomic Samurai," with a large toothpick in his mouth, raised his hand and nodded slightly to indicate that he understood. "Understood, thanks for the reminder."

"The last Dragon-level executive, 'The Ugly President,' is so ugly I won't post a picture, it's unsightly," Johnson put down his pointer and introduced simply, "A Dragon-level ugly monster, a flesh-type monster. Its abilities are nothing special, but if you think it's too ugly, you can contact me through the 'JoJo Map' communication channel to handle it."

Upon hearing this, the only A-class hero among the many S-class heroes, "Sweet Mask," whose brows had been slightly furrowed, slowly relaxed.

As a Beautiful-type Pokémon that evolved from an Ugly-type monster, its only weakness is fellow Ugly-type monsters.

When encountering the ugly monster, he will not only suffer 4 times the damage due to the elemental disadvantage, but his own strength will also be reduced to one-tenth. His human image as a handsome man with no flaws will also be automatically dispelled, revealing his monster-like true form.

This would unleash his true combat power, far exceeding that of ordinary dragons, but as one can imagine...

If the news that "Sweet Mask" is a monster were to become known to the outside world, not only would the Hero Association's reputation suffer an unprecedented blow, but he himself would also have to completely abandon his profession as a hero, and might even be killed on the spot by the heroes present.

—Well, dying at the hands of a perfect hero like "Super Cop," who is both powerful and stylish, wouldn't be such a relief...

A strange thought inexplicably crossed "Sweet Mask's" mind, and she thought to herself with a self-deprecating smile.

However, the next second, his handsome face, which was at the pinnacle of human attractiveness, froze in place, and another extremely magnetic male voice appeared in his mind.

—What a joke, Masked Lord! How can heroes kill each other?

"Sweet Mask": "..."

Although there was no evidence, his intuition told him that the man on stage, who was speaking so eloquently, already knew his "unspeakable" secret.

However, the other party does not seem to have any intention of making the secret public.

Since that's the case, let's fight on as heroes for now!

Soon, the S-class hero operational meeting came to a close.

"These are roughly the Dragon-level monsters. As for the more numerous Demon-level monsters, be careful that they don't use secret techniques or other methods to unleash even greater power in battle. Otherwise, there's nothing else to worry about."

After finishing his speech, Johnson turned to Sejingar, a cadre from the Hero Association headquarters who was listening in, and asked, "Mr. Sejingar, you are the frontline commander. Is there anything else you would like to add?"

Sejingar put down his pen and nodded respectfully, saying, "No, that's all. Fighting monsters is your area of ​​expertise, so there's no need for me to interfere. I will work with the support troops to do my job and relieve you of any worries."

Upon hearing this, Qiao Sen nodded in satisfaction. It seemed that there were still some clear-headed and normal people in the association, such as the one in front of him.

Chapter 458 Monster Association Assembles

Johnson and Sejingar stood facing each other. Although the latter was not a hero, he also had a heart as pure and passionate as gold.

"In that case, thank you for your hard work."

Under Jhosen's gentle gaze, Sejingar bowed slightly and replied neither humbly nor arrogantly, "It is my duty."

"Everyone, it's almost time. All the heroes from the association who responded to this mission have arrived. Therefore, I hereby declare the Monster Association Extermination Operation officially commence!"

Johnson paused for a moment, then continued, "Our mission objective this time is to eliminate the Dragon-level executives of the Monster Association and prevent them from attacking human cities and causing irreparable damage."

At that moment, Saitama, who was sipping his chilled orange soda through a straw, couldn't help but turn his head and glance at Johnson.

—Actually, it can be salvaged, right? After all, Johnson, you can even reverse time.

Johnson: "..."

He noticed Saitama's oval, bald-faced grin and his lips twitched involuntarily.

—Stop fooling around, don't shoot.

He exchanged a glance with Saitama and confirmed that Saitama was not the kind of person who would betray him.

Raising an eyebrow nonchalantly, Johnson continued addressing the S-Class heroes: "Based on my previous reconnaissance, the enemy's power hasn't yet reached its peak. Leave the leader, Monster King 'Orochi,' to me or Saitama. The rest of the monsters are up to you."