A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

This is the speed at which "Police Dog Hero" responds to emergencies!

Two men in black suits, sweating profusely, rushed over and found "Police Dog Hero" yawning in his designated seat.

"Lord 'Police Dog Hero,' an emergency has suddenly occurred..."

yawn--

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"Is there an emergency?"

Upon hearing this, "Watchdog Man," dressed in a white dog mascot costume, raised his head and sniffed left and right. The strongman, known as Saitama's mini-version, looked puzzled. "Where is it? I can't smell it?"

The Q City branch staff member responsible for the explanation was embarrassed and quickly explained, "Um... I'm sorry, 'Watchdog Hero,' I wasn't clear! Headquarters told us the location was in Z City!"

“Oh, not in Q City,” “Watchdog Man” nodded with a look of realization and lay down again. “Then I won’t go.”

The air fell silent for a moment.

"Uh……"

The two men in black suits exchanged glances, then bowed and said, "Excuse me, we've disturbed you!"

……

Hamster Revolving Hot Pot Restaurant in City F.

A huge, obese man occupied five seats by himself, stacking his plates at a visible speed. The ingredients in the five small hot pots were scooped out and eaten as soon as they boiled, with perfect time management.

Two men in black suits stood on either side of the entrance to the revolving hot pot restaurant. They were bodyguards sent to accompany the S-class hero "Pig God" on his culinary adventures. They had already booked the entire restaurant, otherwise, there simply wouldn't have been enough food for "Pig God" to eat alone.

Just then, a car drove up from a distance, drifted, and stopped at the roadside. Two Hero Association staff members got out and jogged over, asking, "Is 'Pig God' dining inside?"

After verifying their identities, the guard in the black suit quickly replied, "Yes, Lord 'Pig God' is inside, just beginning his meal."

The waitress with shoulder-length hair, dressed in a black maid outfit and stockings, looked like: ? ? ?

—He's been eating here for almost two hours already!

"Thanks for your hard work!"

Two staff members from the Hero Association nodded and walked past the group into the hot pot restaurant.

"Pig God" had already heard the commotion outside. He devoured a hot pot of ingredients in one gulp, then turned around and asked, "Looking for me... is there something you need?"

Glug! ×2

Because of his gluttonous superpower, "Pig God" has accumulated a lot of fat in his body over the years, resulting in an abnormally large and obese physique!

Quantitative change leads to qualitative change. The fat accumulation to his level, combined with his gluttony superpower, is no longer a burden. His tall and solid body is as heavy as a mountain. The closer you get to him, the more you can feel the suffocating sense of oppression!

Too fat~

(〒▽〒)

"Excuse me, Lord Pig God, for disturbing your meal!"

"Snoring..." The "Pig God" finished off a portion of food that would have filled an adult's stomach in one bite, and said good-naturedly, "It's alright, is there anything I can help you with?"

The newcomers exchanged a glance and quickly relayed the orders from their superiors to "Pig God": "The Hero Association has discovered a large gathering of monsters underground in Z-City, forming the 'Monster Association,' which poses a significant threat to human society. It contains numerous Dragon-level and Demon-level monsters, and we need your assistance!"

"What?!" The "Pig God" was startled, instinctively putting down his chopsticks and standing up. "Is the situation urgent? Then I'll go over right now!"

"what……"

When the "Pig God" stood up, he looked like a mountain. The man in the black suit and glasses who was in charge of explaining felt a darkness before his eyes, as if a dark cloud was falling down on him!

A heavy sense of oppression washed over them. The association's staff were just ordinary people, and sweat immediately poured down their foreheads, making it difficult for them to even speak properly!

"It's not that urgent... 'Super Cop' and the rest of the S-class heroes have arrived above the target location. According to our intelligence, the situation is currently under the Association's control!"

"Oh, that's how it is."

Upon hearing the other party's words, "Pig God" nodded knowingly and then sat down with a sigh of relief.

With a creak, the wooden bench welded to the ground let out a painful groan.

Service life -100!

"Snoring... In that case, is there a specific time requirement?"

Upon hearing the "Pig God's" question, the man in the black suit and glasses quickly replied, "Ah? Our orders were to get you to your destination before dark!"

Suck...

"Pig God" devoured another batch of steaming hot pot ingredients in one gulp, then casually swallowed them and said, "That's enough time. Please wait for me for a bit."

"Wait until I finish eating Gohan."

"Uh, yes!"

……

Stinky prison.

Boom!Boom!Boom!

Long, heavy knocking sounds echoed continuously from the deepest part of the prison.

A thin prisoner in prison clothes was walking forward timidly when he heard a noise coming from the darkness. He was so frightened that his anus tightened, his calves went weak, and he almost wet the clean floor.

Commonly known as incontinence play...

No, I peed my pants from fright.

This is the legendary lair of the most terrifying demon king in the world, a death hell that even the most vicious male death row inmates dare not set foot in!

"The Absolutely Forbidden Zone for Men!!"

If he hadn't lost the bet to those damn bastards, he wouldn't have accepted the mission from the Hero Association and gone to such a terrible place!

Gumbling—

The sound of a prisoner nervously swallowing echoed in the silent, empty corridor. Seeing the cell at the far end, he mustered his courage and tentatively called out, "Boss... Boss..."

Bang!

A loud crash, like a heavy object falling, echoed in the darkness, causing the entire cell to jolt violently.

With a creak, the cell door opened.

Chapter 445 Prison Break

A "sexy prisoner" appeared, shirtless, his large, hairy chest muscles glistening with sweat.

The muscular man, radiating intense masculinity, exuded a strong aura of male hormones, while dumbbells and barbell plates were scattered on the floor behind him.

Clearly, the prisoner was engaged in a vigorous solo male activity before he knocked on the door.

Seeing the scene before him, the prisoner breathed a sigh of relief.

—Oh, it turns out that what we just heard was the boss lifting weights.

—Then everything should be fine... right?

"Oh ho ho↗, Boy♂, I remember you!"

"Sexy Prisoner" raised an eyebrow, a seductive smile spreading across his stubble-covered buttocks and chin. "Three months," he said, "and you've finally decided you want to spend a pleasant night with me? Ugh, I don't like overly forward boys~~"

Seeing his boss's "shy" posture with his hands covering his face, the prisoner felt a wave of dizziness. At that moment, he was undoubtedly devastated!

After waiting a moment without a response, "Sexy Prisoner" spread his arms, revealing his magnificent, dark (referring to his hairy body) chest, and said coyly, "Fine, being passive once in a while isn't so bad. Come on, don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower~~"

Prisoner: "..."

"No, no, no, no! Boss, please stop! Boss, this will get censored..." Seeing the "sexy prisoner" about to pounce, the prisoner was so frightened that his soul seemed to leave his body. He clutched his chest and screamed, "I mean! I didn't mean to come here in the way you think!!"

At this moment, he was no different from the young girl who was followed by three burly men while walking at night.

"...Eh, is that so?"

The "sexy prisoner" looked disappointed and immediately withdrew his hairy chest, losing interest.

"Then tell me, Boy♂, what's up?"

"Yes, yes, that's how it is, boss..."

Once the prisoners had explained the whole story, the "sexy prisoner" nodded solemnly and strode out.

"Since it was Johnson Boy who organized this, I'm definitely going to participate!"

As she spoke, the "sexy prisoner" paused, and before the prisoner who came to report could react, she had already delivered a hellish and cruel combo of "angelic embrace" and "whipping tongue kiss," leaving him suffocating and collapsing to the ground!

(X﹃X)

"Sexy Prisoner" wiped his mouth with satisfaction and said, "Well done, Boy♂. This is your advance reward. There's a surprise waiting for you when I get back~"

Prisoner: Yue...

(XπX)

As soon as the words "sexy prisoner" were spoken, the unfortunate prisoner who had been lying on the ground twitched as if he had been electrocuted. Even in his unconscious state, he seemed to realize his tragic fate. A warm, wet sensation spread from his crotch, soaking the ground in an instant!

"Still too young, Boy♂~"

Saying "Sexy Prisoner," he crossed his arms in front of him and delivered a powerful, aggressive slam, smashing through the sturdy concrete wall of the prison before speeding away.