A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

F-chan (calmly putting away a fragment card): You're welcome, Saitama-nii!

Johnson: Good brother!

Qiao Sen clapped his hands and casually created two pairs of natural wooden chopsticks. He handed one pair to Saitama and said, "Come on, the hot pot broth is ready. Let's eat!"

"Oh, oh, oh, this is so embarrassing..."

Saitama declined a few times, but a certain uncivilized man surnamed Qiao had already put the best Wagyu beef slices into the pot, and also opened two cans of ice-cold beer.

Every time—

The aroma of food and...

goooo...

With all sorts of ingredients being added to the hot pot, Saitama had no reason to refuse.

What else is there to say? Let's start teasing!

As for the luxurious double-flavor hot pot that Genos prepared for dinner...

I'm so sorry, Xiao Jie!

As your teacher, I'll eat first as a sign of respect!

Genos: ? ? ?

—So love can transfer, right, Saitama-sensei…

……

That night.

Johnson escorted the drunk Saitama back to his mentor's dormitory. Genos, who opened the door, had a subtle expression, a resentful look as if his most precious possession had been stolen.

What kind of ultimate master-complex is this?!

"I'm not drunk! Come on! Johnson, call King and Master Bang, let's drink another 300 cups!!"

Genos: It's supposed to be a movie with three people, but I never get a name.

Johnson: "..."

After handing the flushed, balding middle-aged man back to Genos, Johnson clapped his hands and said, "Jia, I'm entrusting your teacher to you, Genos."

"Yes, Mr. Johnson, I will take good care of the teacher!"

Genos nodded solemnly, looking exactly like a new son-in-law making a vow to treat his girlfriend well on his first visit to his future father-in-law's house at the edge of the village.

Saitama: ...What a terrible analogy!

Genos: ...Hmm.

Outside the door, after safely handing Saitama over to Genos, Johnson waved his hand, turned around, and muttered quietly, "Finally, I can go home..."

bang——

A burst of white smoke erupted, and Qiao Sen's figure vanished instantly.

After having a satisfying meal with Saitama in the afternoon, Johnson left behind a shadow clone and made his escape.

There's nothing we can do; he's a married man now.

If you take good care of your brother, you can't neglect your wife at home either.

Although Tornado was indeed exhausted at noon, after all, the "Azure Beast of Z City Police Department" is not something that just anyone can easily control, not even the Queen of Superpowers!

However, after waking up now, the soreness and fatigue all over my body have mostly subsided.

Chapter 417 Saitama’s Teaching

Although she looks gentle and weak, Tornado now not only has telekinesis and a telekinetic field to protect her, but her basic attributes have also been comprehensively improved under Johnson's constant training, reaching the level of a true Herrscher.

Durability... no, I mean, defensive capabilities have also increased dramatically!

Although the Herrscher of the Void was completely defeated by the Herrscher of Infinity today, how can the war between Herrschers be decided in a single day!?

Hmph, we can always fight another day!

Faced with the defiant tornado, Johnson's response was...

A warm and sweet candlelight dinner.

Before meeting Johnson, Tornado, who had been single for a long time, had never seen anything like this!

After downing half a glass of 82 semi-sweet red wine, she forgot her defeat and was completely overwhelmed by the delicious food and care prepared by Johnson.

A short while later, he sobered up.

Finding herself asleep in Johnson's arms again, Tornado blushed and flew into the air, saying that she had eaten too much and needed to go out and beat up a monster to digest her food. She then activated her Void Law authority and disappeared like a bubble under the influence of spatial power.

Johnson (?): Easily controlled!

……

"You came."

"I am coming."

"You shouldn't have come."

"But I'm still here."

"What are you here for?"

"I came...didn't you ask me to come?"

"Ahem... I got into character, sorry."

Darkseid, the shadow clone dressed in a black robe with red clouds, stared at the comical original body with disdain in his eyes.

—I thought my chuunibyou was already invincible, but I didn't expect my true form to be even more daring!

"Alright, stop complaining. Even if you don't say it, I can receive it through the 'Mind Network.'"

"Got it, boss."

After some experimentation, the Shadow Clone, who had become the master of the "Dark Dimension" in the Marvel multiverse, successfully crossed over to the One-Punch Man universe.

Perhaps due to the vast difference in dimensions, Darkseid's control over the "Dark Dimension" has almost dropped to zero this time.

Moreover, as soon as He descended, His extremely dense dark power rebelled collectively under the influence of the world's rules, attempting to mutate into an unprecedented god-level monster to break free from Darkseid's control.

Dark monster (grinning wildly to the back of its ears): Hehehehehe!!

Darkseid, who was trained by the same master as Johnson, would not tolerate the out-of-control dark power. He immediately used a "normal katana" to knock the monster, which had been transformed by the darkness, back to its original form, like sticky ink, returning to its extremely chuunibyou-ish black robe with red clouds.

Darkness was originally just a kind of power, but after coming to the One-Punch Man world, it has become so actively monsterized for one reason only.

Darkseid: It's all Dormammu's fault!

Dormammu: ? ? ?

Of course, these are not the point.

The key point is that Darkseid's arrival proved that Johnson's idea was indeed correct.

Even in separate universes of different dimensions, the connection between the shadow clone and the original body will not completely disappear.

The existence of these Jo-branded base stations is the key to connecting the infinite multiverse.

Quantum mechanics, YYDS!

……

The next day is dawn.

"100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10-kilometer run—do one set every day!"

"Of course, three meals a day are essential. Eating a banana in the morning is fine too. To build willpower, you can't turn on the air conditioner, no matter if it's winter or summer..."

During this battle lesson, Saitama, who was invited, is sharing his methods and experiences in becoming stronger.

At first, the trainees in the audience listened very attentively. After all, although "Hairless Cape Man" didn't have the best appearance, he was still an S-class hero certified by the association, so his strength was definitely not fake.

However, as they listened, they realized something was wrong, and disbelief appeared on their faces.

...That's it? ×N

Saitama didn't care about their reactions.

Few people would believe it if I told them, but that's exactly how he became stronger.

It's just about training yourself until you vomit blood every day; after a while, you won't need to vomit anymore.

Of course, some people looked thoughtful, like Genos, whose notebook was already smoking from writing.

Although it was knowledge that had already been learned, the diligent young reformer still wrote down more than 10,000 words of his thoughts and feelings in his notebook, which was the result of this learning experience!

—The teacher is imparting secrets to becoming stronger that are beyond human imagination. You shrewd fools, just wait and see what happens!

Just as Genos remained expressionless but inwardly sneered for Saitama, the teaching assistant, seeing that the lesson's liveliness and persuasiveness seemed insufficient, snapped his fingers.

Boom! !

With a heavy rumble, a huge blue stone, three stories high, fell from the sky and sank deep into the ground!