A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

boom!

boom!

Once Saitama is in action, his eyes are like lightning, and his punches are like dragons, taking down one monster kid with each blow.

Any monster that dared to show itself was instantly shattered into a chaotic mosaic, leaving behind a crimson carpet of monster flesh and blood.

Tremble, you monster!

Your middle-aged, balding version of Grandpa Chibi Maruko-chan is now on set!

……

N City, city center.

boom! !

A towering flame shot into the sky from the commercial street of N City, engulfing the cars along the entire street in its intense heat. Like time bombs on a countdown, they were transformed into scorching fireballs with a series of loud explosions!

The once bustling commercial street was instantly transformed into a raging inferno. The crowds that were just moments before, laughing and chatting, scattered like birds and beasts. Screams and disaster announcements quickly echoed throughout the city.

"Warning! Warning! A massive fire has broken out in downtown N City. The N City Hero Association's Disaster Response Division has determined it to be a monster-caused disaster, with the initial disaster level assessed as Demon! Nearby heroes are en route to handle the situation. Citizens in the vicinity, please evacuate immediately!"

"Repeated announcement! N City..."

A series of booming sounds, like the footsteps of a monster, echoed from the fire. A huge demonic pumpkin lantern appeared in the firelight, its massive body taking up the entire street!

"Pumpkin Lantern Monster", Disaster Level -

ghost!

Come on! !

A fierce column of fire spewed from the demon's jagged, saw-like mouth, instantly turning the roadside clothing store into a giant torch, burning fiercely!

"Stupid humans!"

"Every year, thousands upon thousands of pumpkins are hollowed out and made into lanterns for a stupid holiday!"

"I am the first 'Pumpkin Lantern Monster' to awaken! I will hollow out your bodies and turn you into lanterns!! I'll show you despicable humans what cruelty is!!!"

"Jie Jie Jie Jie!!"

No wonder the monster with its tough skin was completely unaffected by the flames. The pumpkin lantern monster, standing in the midst of the fire, looked at the city wailing amidst the thick smoke and flames and let out the arrogant laughter of an elder of the Soul Hall.

"Hey, I'm saying..."

"Hehehe... Hmm?"

The sudden sound outside the fire interrupted the pumpkin lantern monster's maniacal laughter. It stared out through its two burning, flaming eyes and vaguely saw a white afterimage appearing in the distance.

Outside the area affected by the flames, Saitama's crouching figure was concealed by the cloak billowing behind him as he gently put down the two female shop assistants who had been knocked unconscious by the thick smoke.

As he stood up, he strode towards the direction of the monster, revealing his classic yellow and red rubber battle suit, his handsome and resolute profile radiating invincibility.

...If you ignore the sparse hair on his forehead.

"What you're talking about is simply impossible, isn't it?"

"Huh? You're talking nonsense!!" Hearing Saitama's question, the Pumpkin Lantern Monster paused for a second, then flew into a rage, roaring, "How could I not do it!? I am a monster born carrying the fate of the Pumpkin Clan! The omnipotent Monster Lord!!"

“But…” Saitama scratched his cheek with a pained expression, pointed to the empty sides of the pumpkin lantern monster’s body, and questioned, “But you don’t even have hands!”

"what……"

The pumpkin lantern monster instinctively tried to look at its sides, but because its face was on its stomach, it could only turn its body completely. A simple action for other creatures was impossible for it!

"Aaaaaah!! Mind your own business!! You wretched humans!!"

Silent after Saitama's single sentence, the Pumpkin Lantern Monster, in a fit of impotent rage, unleashed an even more raging inferno, snarling, "Wearing such ugly clothes, you're a hero among humans, aren't you? Even if I can't hollow you out and turn you into a lantern, burning you to ashes is a piece of cake for me! Take this! 'Pumpkin Flame Leap'!!"

boom--

"Ugly, ugly?"

Saitama's eye twitched. Ignoring the fire dragon surging towards him, he looked down at the custom-made battle suit that the clothing store owner had given him.

"What's wrong with it? It fits perfectly and looks great! What a tasteless weirdo!!"

After frowning and making a few complaints, Saitama puffed out his chest and took a deep breath.

The surging fire, affected by the airflow, surged even faster than before, carrying a terrifying heat wave that instantly burned right in front of Saitama!

Like a dragon bursting out of a sulfurous hell, it opened its blood-red maw and took a vicious bite!

Just then, Saitama finished charging up his skill.

Ordinary Series -

"Normal blowing"!!

Qiao Sen: Excuse me, please pay the copyright fee first!

Saitama: This is outrageous! What kind of reversal of the Heavenly Gang is this?!

woohoo-

A level 18 gale suddenly arose, and the raging fire demons lost their oxygen supply in the vacuum created in an instant, and in the blink of an eye, they all went out completely!

In the original timeline, Saitama's "serious sneeze" directly blew up half of Jupiter, so a "normal breath" that extinguished the fire in a second is nothing compared to that!

This is very reasonable!

The Ghost-type Pokémon that unleashed its flamethrower... no, in the eyes of the Pumpkin Lantern Monster, that arrogant, balding middle-aged man was about to turn into a pile of black charcoal!

However, its expectant expression ultimately turned into bewilderment when the storm arrived!

The massive body, weighing tens of tons, couldn't withstand Saitama's "ordinary breath." Caught off guard, the Pumpkin Lantern Monster instantly transformed into a giant bouncy ball, leaving a broken trail on the asphalt as it rolled away into the distance!

Rumble, rumble——

"Huff—huff—huff...cough cough cough!"

Saitama extinguished a fire that had spread for kilometers in one breath amidst the incredulous gazes of onlookers. He patted his chest and coughed repeatedly, almost choking on his breath.

By this time, the sun had already begun to set in the west.

Saitama watched as the pumpkin lantern monster rolled a long way before finally coming to a stop on a pumpkin vine, then raised his fist and chased after it.

Having regained his footing, the strange man, burning with rage, launched into a tirade, shouting, "...Shameless human!! To use such a despicable trick!! I'll tear you to pieces... Hmm?"

(??Pan?)=3

Saitama, who caught up with the Pumpkin Lantern Monster in two steps, swung his arm and threw a punch: "Shut up!"

puff--

A torrential rain of orange-yellow pumpkins poured down, covering the ground with pumpkin chunks of all sizes!

Saitama, who is always frugal, suddenly had a bright idea and stepped forward to grab a huge pumpkin monster meat that was half the size of a human.

He thought to himself that if he brought these back, there wouldn't be enough room in the refrigerator, enough for him and Genos to eat for a week!

Speaking of Genos...

Chapter 414 Saitama's Billion-Dollar Life

When Saitama thought of Genos, he remembered that Genos had said he would make him a special deluxe Wagyu beef and seafood sukiyaki at the mentor's cafeteria that night!

"Although this pumpkin looks very fresh, if we eat this as our main dish, we definitely won't be able to finish the deluxe double-portion hot pot tonight..."

(?? ?)

After much deliberation, he reluctantly threw away the pumpkin monster flesh he had acquired.

"Well, then forget it!"

As the sun sets, the human world is bathed in a hazy, golden glow under the fiery afterglow.

"It's getting late!"

Saitama shook off the strange, colorless liquid that had gotten on his gloves, and looking at the pumpkin flesh scattered on the ground, which emitted a faint, sweet aroma of food, he suddenly felt a tiny bit hungry again.

Then I thought of Geno's specially made deluxe double-flavor hot pot...

Alright, let's call it a day for this B class, which we're doing out of pure interest!

Composing himself, Saitama ignored the crowd behind him celebrating another day and the tabloid reporters rushing to grab the first-hand interview material. He stretched and prepared to end his day of hero activities.

He glanced up to determine the direction, then immediately set off towards Z City with a joyful, high-legged stride, facing the setting sun.

In the blink of an eye, they disappeared from people's sight.

……

The camera pans back to the professor's dormitory.

(ー`?ー)

Saitama, sitting cross-legged on the bed, frowned, because his memories for the day ended abruptly there.

If that were all, the day would have been just like any other, with nothing to complain about.

Everything he experienced left no trace. In the blink of an eye, he was back in his mentor's dormitory, and even his clothes had been changed back to the state they were in before he set off. This was not normal at all!

It's like waking up in the morning and having a great bowel movement, only to find the toilet cleaner than a brand new one when you flush!