A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

Bang gestured for Johnson to sit down, poured him a cup of hot tea, and said with a smile, "Mr. Johnson, you've arrived."

“Yes, Master Bang.”

Chapter 408 The Disco Scene

Qiao Sen thanked Bang Gu, picked up the scalding hot tea and drank it all in one gulp. A refreshing feeling flowed through his mouth and throat and spread throughout his body.

The scalding hot tea contained the warmth of fire, a faint bitterness, and a lingering sweetness. As he savored the complex and refined flavors that lingered on his palate, Qiao Sen couldn't help but close his eyes.

This time, the "limiter breakthrough" was too powerful, directly pushing him, the "Superman of the Night," to the level of a genuine "god among men," or even surpassing it.

Those who frequently achieve breakthroughs know that stabilizing one's state of mind promptly after a breakthrough is a crucial aspect of cultivation. If one fails to grasp this, at best one's cultivation will regress, and at worst one's Dao will be damaged, eventually leading to a vegetative state.

┑(￣Д ￣)┍

Although Johnson repeatedly reminded himself that he was not a "god" but a mortal, his body still floated away honestly.

This was not his intention, but rather the influence of "divinity" within his infinite authority!

But now.

Sipping afternoon tea with "Silver Fang" Bang, Johnson felt as if he were back in the days when the two of them joined League of Legends together.

In one word: incredibly naive!

During this process, the "divinity" brought about by achieving the "Herrscher of Infinity" and loading the "Lord of Darkness" ability card completely faded, and he returned to the category of "ordinary people".

I've become human again, Dio! (Araki line, profile, JoJo's God of War face.JPG)

Sensing a change in the aura emanating from Johnson, Bang paused in his tea-drinking motion.

After looking Qiao Sen up and down, the old man finally understood where the change came from.

As soon as he sat down, Bang felt that Johnson's aura seemed to have grown to a mysterious and elusive level.

Even though there was no hostility between the two, he still instinctively felt a sense of threat.

This is the intuition of a martial arts master.

Bang initially thought that this incomprehensible brat, Johnson, had made some kind of breakthrough again. After all, the kid made a breakthrough every three days and had an epiphany every five days. His speed of becoming stronger was so fast that the old man couldn't understand it at all. Therefore, Bang didn't take this discovery to heart.

It seems that something went wrong with Qiao Sen's cultivation, but he quickly regained his senses.

After figuring out the logic behind it, the old man couldn't help but sigh.

With such terrifying talent, if he were to cultivate martial arts, he could become a grandmaster or even reach a higher level in no time!

I can't think about it! The more I think about it, the more tears well up and start to fall from the corners of my mouth!

—What a wonderful child! Why doesn't he want to practice dancing?!

(┳灬┳)

Qiao Sen did not use "Mind Network" to try to see what the old man was thinking. He only felt that the old man's aura fluctuated, and his expression changed repeatedly. He had no idea what the old man was thinking.

Qiao Sen: After all, he's over eighty years old, so it's understandable that his psychological state is a bit complicated. Wait, thinking about it this way... Oh no! Could this be an early symptom of Alzheimer's disease?

(???')

Bang: ...You brat, GUN! My brain is perfectly fine!!

?(?`灬??)?

After drinking several cups of hot tea, Qiao Sen looked at the students diligently practicing in the training hall and asked with a smile, "After this martial arts class, are you satisfied with the students' performance?"

The two did not keep their conversation hidden from the trainees, and these professional heroes with extraordinary physical abilities all perked up their ears and put in even more effort.

Of course, there are also those who don't react much.

For example, Genos and "Mumen Rider" completed all the training meticulously from beginning to end. The so-called "forgetting oneself and the world" describes their current state.

"Of course!"

Bang snapped out of his reverie when he heard Johnson's question.

He looked at the group of trainees with admiration and said, "I didn't have much interaction with other professional heroes before, but now it seems that there are quite a few promising talents among these young guys."

For no apparent reason, the old man thought of his disappointing eldest disciple, Hungry Wolf, and sighed with regret. Then he affirmed, "Yes, this batch of students is the best among all the disciples I have ever taken in."

All the heroes: The old man truly lives up to his S-class hero reputation; he's incredibly strong and speaks so kindly!

(?o?o)??

Hungry Wolf: ?

“I had always planned to retire from being a hero and return to the dojo to focus on teaching my students,” Bang said, gazing wistfully at the clear blue sky outside the dojo gates. “I never expected that you, Johnson, would grant me this wish ahead of time. Thank you.”

Johnson chuckled and poured Bang a cup of hot tea: "Master, you're too kind. It was just a coincidence."

After chatting for a while, Bangu put his mind at ease, his silver hair shining brightly, and he looked much younger.

"By the way, Mr. Qiao Sen."

He asked curiously, "How come you've dyed your hair back to black in such a short time? You had blonde hair this morning during the opening ceremony!"

"Oh, you mean this?"

Johnson raised a hand to smooth his jet-black hair, which even scissors couldn't cut, and activated various transformation modes in quick succession, while explaining, "Actually, I can change my hairstyle and hair color at any time, like this..."

"Super Saiyan" transformation!

"Eight Gates - Gate of Life" opens! "Super Green" transformation!!

"Eight Gates - Gate of Shock" opens! "Super Blue" transformation!!

The Eight Gates - Gate of Death open! Super Saiyan God transformation!

……

Bang watched helplessly as Johnson's hair first turned from black to blonde, then green, blue, and red...

There was even a scene with a rainbow of colors scrolling like a marquee, like the ultimate dazzling color of a village disco god descending (hair dye: infinite power), which made me feel overwhelmed.

Bangu: The score on the Lili Plain!

In an instant, the martial arts training hall was bathed in light by Qiao Sen's illumination, transforming into a disco scene.

All the students: Is this the test for S-rank experts? Damn it, we mustn't get distracted!!

Johnson: Please call me the strongest lighting technician in One-Punch Man!

Bang's face was being flashed in various colors by Johnson's special effects, and he finally couldn't hold back anymore. He quickly shouted, "Okay, okay, Johnson, stop flashing. I'm going to go blind!"

"Good Le!"

Johnson readily complied, and the Super Saiyan hair color effect that was still switching wildly suddenly went out, returning to the most simple and low-key black in the blink of an eye.

After watching the students train with Master Bang for a while, Johnson said, "Master, remember to record the outstanding students and give them extra points according to the credit rules set in the previous meeting. These credits will affect their final grades and graduation rewards!"

Bangu smiled and nodded: "Yes, I understand."

Students: ???

Chapter 409 Hand-crafted Vibranium

Most of the students who were practicing martial arts looked at each other in disbelief, their hands becoming distorted from the sheer amount of information revealed in the conversation between Johnson and Bang.

Of course, not everyone was distracted by this.

Every single one of the class committee members was focused on their own spiritual practice.

It's possible that one of them is a transvestite secretly admiring a handsome man.

"Qiu Wu Tai Dao": It is I!

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Among the remaining trainees, two upright figures remained steadfast.

Both were dressed in white martial arts uniforms and had short black hair. The difference was that one wore a green watermelon-shaped helmet and the other wore square-rimmed black glasses.

The two knew full well what the martial arts master's teachings meant for ordinary heroes like themselves.

Therefore, regardless of external circumstances, he maintained his punching posture and movements, correcting his previous incorrect power generation methods according to Professor Bang's methods, appearing completely absorbed in the process.

Occasionally their eyes would meet, and they would simply nod slightly to each other before returning to their respective cultivation.

This is the appreciation of a person with perseverance who sees the same qualities in others.

The other trainees were eager to continue their training, but Johnson's words made it impossible for them to calm down.

WTF?

Credit system?

There are rewards upon graduation?

hiss--

How come, less than half a day after the death quota system, another new concept has been introduced?

(?▽?)

Although no one spoke, Bang's ears twitched slightly, and he immediately noticed that the originally strong and howling wind in the stadium had become soft and chaotic.