A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

"Ah this..."

I just used the "Shadow Clone Technique" in front of everyone, how could I have forgotten about this?

The war ended, and smiles returned to everyone's faces.

The sorcerers of Kamar-Taj were tasked with opening the gates and sending the assembled, temporary Avengers back to their respective homelands.

Captain Marvel, having searched outer space without finding anything, returned to Earth only to hear that the war was over, causing her eye muscles to twitch.

She felt she couldn't really connect with these people, so she decided to go to New York to catch up with Blackie's Mama Fuck and continue her journey back to space to fulfill her dream of saving other planets.

On the Avengers' side, Captain America and several other veteran Avengers didn't have a very good impression of this inexplicable universe either.

Not to mention Johnson, even Thor could go toe-to-toe with her.

Although it was a loss of a high-level combatant, the current Avengers are strong and well-equipped, so upon closer examination, it's not a big deal.

Thor: ? ? ?

—Wait, what do you mean "even Thor can go toe-to-toe with her"? Am I that weak?!

After this battle, thanks to Johnson, the Avengers did not suffer any further losses; on the contrary, their strength increased.

Spider-Man, returning from Titan, has gained everyone's approval and officially becomes a member of the Avengers.

only……

Although he became a super Spider-Man under Johnson's enhancements, considering his age, he still needs to focus on his studies at this stage and can be considered a reserve member.

In addition, Doctor Strange, who just returned to Kamar-Taj with the sorcerer, has also been confirmed as the Avengers' magical advisor. However, his appointment may be delayed because he is busy going back to turn things around and set things right!

(?beneficial?)

As the shadow clone dissipated on its own, the knock-off Meowth hammer that had given Steve Rogers a good moment also disappeared.

This caused the captain to feel a rare moment of melancholy, as the frustrating situation of getting the Shadowless Sword from the Abyss only to have the server rollback happen was not something anyone could easily laugh off.

"Come on, I brought back some local specialties from the multiverse this time, Captain, this is for you."

Johnson summoned the captain, who had a blank expression but was actually disappointed, and magically produced a nearly new Meow Hammer, handing it to the captain.

"Mjolnir!!"

Thor, standing nearby, stared wide-eyed.

If it weren't for Groot and Drax the Destroyer from the Guardians of the Galaxy desperately holding back the Norse god who was eager to get his hammer, he probably would have pounced on him by now.

Storm Axe: Your ex-girlfriend, huh? Ha, men...

Beside Johnson, the captain took the Mjolnir with surprise, feeling the familiar power of thunder and the cold, heavy texture. The honest man looked somewhat flattered, glanced at Thor beside him with his eyes bloodshot like a bull, and hesitated, "This is... for me?"

“Yes,” Johnson gestured to Steve not to stand on ceremony, patting her on the shoulder as he said, “You’ve spent half your life on the battlefield, what’s wrong with enjoying yourself?”

"Oh... thank you, I'll keep it safe!"

Thor: ...beep beep beep beep! (Telegram profanity)

Chapter 390 Resurrection of Illusion

The captain was playing with Mjolnir, the divine hammer, with great affection. He felt that if he had the chance to use this genuine Thor's hammer in the battle against Thanos, he could at least use a small combo to control him for half a minute!

Due to Johnson's interference, Thanos in 2014 was turned into Thanos-chan in the original timeline, so the final battle with Earth's Avengers naturally didn't happen.

For this reason, the captain missed a memorable moment of showcasing his impressive combo while single-handedly defending against the Titan Tyrant.

In the Marvel universe, there is a concept called "combat skills," which represents the level of hand-to-hand combat and fighting ability.

In this ability rating, Thanos has a maximum value of 7, which means he is proficient in all fighting styles.

The captain's ability rating is 6, indicating that he is proficient in various fighting styles. If he could have a powerful weapon to complement his combat skills and strength, such as the Meow Hammer, it would be perfectly reasonable for him to level up and fight the Titan Tyrant with the help of the artifact!

What do you mean by "Marvel is evenly matched"?! (Tactical buttocks.JPG)

"Oh, no need to be so polite."

Johnson waved his hand to signal the captain not to worry, and then instructed the captain, "Just be careful not to let criminals steal it."

Steve Rogers nodded emphatically, his expression serious. "I'll be careful!"

Thor: "..."

—Are you reporting my identity card?

"What about me? What about me? Where's my gift?"

Seeing that even the captain received a gift, Tony, who considered himself to be closer to Johnson, also joined in.

"You?" Johnson paused, then asked, "Tony, has there ever been something you wanted but couldn't have?"

Tony: ?

"I don't think so, do I?" He rested his chin on his hand and thought carefully for a moment, then said confidently, "I've basically bought everything I wanted."

Qiao Sen waved his hand and said, "That settles it then, go play somewhere else."

Tony: "..."

"Hey, that's not fair, Johnson! Is it my fault that I'm rich?"

Heroes: ...Get out! You bastard, can you even speak human language?!

Following Johnson's instructions, the captain then had Natasha bring over Scarlet Witch Wanda.

Before this, the witch, who had lost her brother and lover, was sitting alone on the lawn of the base, lost in thought.

Johnson knew that as the holder of "chaos magic" in this timeline, Wanda was now like a wound-up time bomb.

"Chaos Magic" alone, in the movies, is enough to go toe-to-toe with Thanos without his armor. In reality, the power of this magic is truly astonishing, and it can be called the progenitor of all magic.

When Wanda, the holder of the power, loses control or falls into some extreme situation, she can rewrite reality, distort time and space, create souls, and even create new dimensional worlds out of thin air with a thought.

Johnson already had a plan for this, after all, he had already saved Natasha and Tony, so giving Wanda a complete family was just a matter of course.

What is a "dream fulfiller"?

Kabuto: It is I!

Johnson: GUN!

After being introduced by the captain and Natasha, the two sides got to know each other briefly.

Wanda, her face gloomy, blinked in confusion, still not understanding why the captain and the others had called her over.

“Johnson, tell us,” Natasha said, giving him a look that suggested he wasn’t playing a trick on them, and then said with some reluctance, “Why did you call Wanda over?”

"It's because the Infinity Stones haven't been returned yet, so they're thinking of making use of them."

Before Qiao Sen could finish speaking, everyone was speechless.

No, you call this recycling?

(─.─||)

“I can bring back the sacrificed Vision. I’ve even prepared his body.”

"What?!" ×N

Amid Wanda's excited reaction of widening her eyes and covering her mouth, Johnson released the vibranium body, stripped of Ultron's consciousness, from the fantasy card.

Of course, to avoid upsetting everyone, he refrained from snapping his fingers this time.

……

Wakanda.

The Avengers veterans, along with Scarlet Witch, passed through the portal opened by Johnson using the Space Stone and arrived at the site of the great battle that took place more than 20 days ago. Revisiting the old place, their feelings were somewhat complicated.

Apart from Hawkeye, he was still retired and did not participate in the Wakanda campaign, so he was more surprised at this moment.

Isn't this a third-world country?

"It's right here."

The Scarlet Witch led Johnson to an open forest, where he nervously clenched his pale fingers.

A vibranium body floated peacefully sleeping beside Johnson, looking exactly like Vision.

“No problem,” Johnson glanced back at the crowd, the Infinity Gauntlet on his hand beginning to glow. “You’d better step back, I’m about to begin.”

Upon hearing this, everyone immediately retreated dozens of meters away to show respect for the gloves.

Only Johnson and the anxious Scarlet Witch remained on the scene. Johnson gave her a reassuring look and then snapped his fingers.

Snapped--

Spacetime rippled with the snap of the fingers, and the infinite power that transformed into seven-colored lightning disappeared into the void. In an instant, the flow of time in this forest reversed rapidly, and iconic scenes such as Thanos being cleaved in the chest by "Stormbreaker" and Captain America using his mortal body to withstand five-star Thanos appeared one by one.

Finally, the time-space illusions around the two froze, showing the scene of Thanos cruelly removing the "Mind Stone" from Vision's forehead.

Upon witnessing this despairing scene again, Wanda's fingers clenched until they turned white, and heartbroken tears welled up in her eyes.

Johnson, completely focused on manipulating the time reversal, arrived at the moment when the Mind Stone was completely removed. The Soul Stone on the Infinity Gauntlet emitted an orange light, pulling a transparent and bewildered soul from the past timeline into the present.

With the soul and body gathered, the rest is easy.

The Infinity Gauntlet shines once more, this time dominated by the red glow of the Reality Stone.