A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

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[Introduction: In the Marvel universe, Thanos, a genetically mutated Eternal being, possesses superpowers.]

【Effect 1: Eternal Divine Power】

Thanos possesses strength, stamina, regenerative abilities, and agility surpassing those of ordinary Eternals; he is virtually unmatched in the entire universe.

[Effect 2: Titan's Body]

Thanos's body is virtually indestructible, resistant to cold, heat, electricity, radiation, poison, aging, and disease. He can even control a single Infinity Stone with his bare hands (which would explode if an ordinary person couldn't withstand it).

【Effect 3: Cosmic Energy】

Thanos can absorb most cosmic radiation energy, transform and store it within his body, and emit plasma and cosmic energy shockwaves from his eyes and hands.

[Effect 4: Heart of Titan]

Thanos's spirit is nearly invincible; he is immune to most mental attacks and can use psychic energy, mind reading, telepathy, and mind control.

【Effect 5: Everlasting Knowledge】

Thanos possesses innate extraordinary intelligence, understands all the divine philosophies of the Eternals, and can freely use ancient and mysterious cosmic artifacts.

"hiss……"

Upon receiving it, Qiao Sen gasped in shock.

Although this run through the retired Thanos dungeon didn't yield the most powerful "Infinity Stones," it did reveal the boss's superpowers.

Thanos, you're being way too polite!

In the blink of an eye, Johnson shoved the newly acquired SSR into his body!

An exceptionally pure and powerful energy arose spontaneously. This was Thanos's enhanced version of "Eternal Power," seemingly aiming to break the original constraints on Johnson's body and transform him into a new Eternal Titan at the genetic level.

However, even though it was born with an energy level higher than most energy systems, it was still immediately devoured and fused by Johnson's energy core, becoming part of the blue energy.

Although the physical transformation was unsuccessful, Johnson's already godlike physique and spirit were amplified by this power, propelling him to a new level.

The purity of the four-dimensional attributes is directly maxed out, and the degree of control over various types of energy is also improved once again.

The already powerful brain region experienced a cognitive leap after being instilled with "eternal knowledge".

It's starting to resemble a "super brain"!

Superman, huh...

This configuration is optional, but it's essential!

Just when the heroes were in a state of despair, Johnson made his move.

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“Guys, pull yourselves together,” Johnson clapped his hands, drawing the attention of the group who were standing in front of the corpse of the demon. “Things haven’t gotten any worse yet, have they?”

Thor, who had intended to return to his spaceship alone to have some peace and quiet, stopped in his tracks and silently turned to look at Johnson.

His eyes were filled with barely concealed anger.

"Isn't this the worst of times yet?"

Chapter 355 Physical Calm

Having suffered another utter defeat, a frustrated Thor was like a volcano about to erupt.

"Because you don't belong to this world, you haven't experienced the same pain as us, so you can make such sarcastic remarks so easily!"

Thor roared at the top of her lungs, making Captain America's eyelids twitch. He rushed forward to stop her, saying, "Hey, Thor..."

Thor, locked up by Captain Strongman, was like a bull in heat: "Don't stop me, Steve... I've put up with him for too long!"

"Hey! Calm down, it's time for a shocking surprise, male lead!"

Seeing that the captain's strength alone was not enough, Iron Man, sensing the danger, took a big step forward and rushed over to help hold down Thor.

"Joseph meant no harm; we're all in this together!"

Seeing the situation was not good, Iron Man instantly donned his upgraded MK85 nanotech armor, which he had upgraded once again after returning to Earth. His thrusters on his back went off, and he joined the ranks of Strongman and Lock-Up Man, holding Thor off to the left and right along with Captain America.

Thor's sudden outburst put everyone on edge. Black Widow and War Machine tried to dissuade him, but the enraged Thor only had eyes for Jonson.

With another Avengers civil war about to break out, Johnson, one of the parties involved, did not get angry, but instead looked up and around.

Great, this planet has a moon.

After gaining the superpowers of the "Eternal Titan," his control over energy has been further enhanced.

I need a suitable target to practice on.

So, to everyone's puzzled look, he opened his hand and pointed it at the moon, which was half-revealed on the horizon.

Golden "qi" gathered in his palm, and then a straight beam of energy, brighter than the sun, streaked across the sky, as if instantly connecting the planet with the moon hundreds of thousands of kilometers away.

The Avengers heroes felt a blinding flash of light, followed by a magnificent firework display in the sky.

BOOOOM——

The explosion occurred in the vacuum of space outside the planet, so the sound naturally couldn't travel there.

However, the Avengers automatically imagined the enormous roar of the star core shattering, as if the explosion was happening right next to their ears!

Far beyond the heroes' sight, the seawater, under the influence of suddenly turbulent tidal forces, is flowing back and forth, and an extreme tsunami and an unprecedented superstorm that will affect most of the planet's coastline are brewing.

It is foreseeable that, due to the disappearance of the moon, this garden-like planet will soon undergo a huge transformation in its climate and ecosystem, and may never again regain its current prosperity and beauty.

And this enormous change, which affected the entire planet, actually originated from a beam of energy emitted from that man's hand!

Watching the moon silently turn into a pile of radial cosmic dust and be completely annihilated in the universe, even the most knowledgeable Avenger couldn't help but gasp in shock!

Thor, who was frantically trying to break free of his shield and iron restraints just a second ago, now had a frozen expression on his face, like an engine that had suddenly been submerged in water and completely shut down.

Although he once pulled a stellar furnace with his bare hands in a fit of extreme rage, it was, after all, a dwarven machine made from the core of a dead planet, not a real star.

You should know that when Odin, the previous Asgardian king, was conquering the Nine Realms, Thor was still running around in open-crotch pants!

Although he participated in some important battles to suppress "evil races" after he grew up, they mostly took place on the surface of planets. He had never really seen such an absurd scene of destroying a planet with one hand!

In Thor's memory, only his father, who wielded the Spear of Eternity, could have done it with the full power of Asgard!

As for the repeatedly mentioned Asgardian power, what is it?

To put it simply, the reason why Hela, the Norse goddess of death, possessed near-limitless divine power after returning to Asgard and was able to easily suppress Thor, who also had the bloodline of a god-king, was precisely because of the power of Asgard.

This innate divine power has always been controlled by the lineage of the God-King, and it is the key to the Aesir's self-proclaimed status as gods.

Unfortunately, Asgard no longer exists.

Although Thor was able to use some of Asgardian power after reforging the God King's weapon, before Asgard was truly rebuilt, the blessing he received was only a drop in the ocean compared to that of his dead father and his sister Hela.

"All right."

Johnson clapped his hands again, seemingly brushing away some non-existent dust.

"I particularly admire a famous quote from a special forces soldier from my hometown, Supa, which is roughly the idea..."

Johnson turned to Thor, who was still being held there, and casually cracked his knuckles with a crisp snap.

"My power can make an idiot speak to me calmly, and my wisdom can make an idiot speak to me calmly."

"How about it, are you a little calmer now, Hammer God?"

Thor: "..."

The Avengers: "..." ×N

Seeing that a fight was unlikely to break out, Tony Stark immediately released Thor and walked over to Johnson, explaining, "Don't mind him, buddy, he's just been in a bad mood lately. Of course, we're all in the same boat."

“Don’t worry, Tony,” Johnson smiled and shrugged. “Do I look angry?”

“Emmm…” Tony Stark glanced at the giant fireworks that hadn’t completely faded in the sky, shrugged, and said, “It’s good that you’re not angry.”

Tony considered Johnson a true friend.

The last person who saved him was already buried in the desert, so he cherished this opportunity all the more.

"Alright, Johnson..."

The captain gave Thor a deep look, followed closely behind Tony, and released him, while changing the subject, "Tell me, what's your plan?"

"Ok."

Johnson nodded, his expression suddenly turning into that of a charlatan: "Gentlemen, do you understand quantum mechanics?"

Bruce Banner: ?

Tony Stark: ?

The two men with the most doctoral degrees exchanged a strange look. Tony couldn't help but ask, "Johnson, you're not thinking of anything like a time machine, are you?"

Dr. Banner: "Don't be fooled by science fiction movies from the last century; they're not scientific!"

...New York, the new Avengers base.

A group of Avengers gathered on the lawn outside the base, seemingly waiting for something.

"How much longer?" Thor said irritably, fiddling with the handle of his axe. "Why isn't that guy back yet?"