A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

In reality, the trainees' perspective was still too narrow at this point; what they didn't expect was yet to come.

……

At the same time, in City A.

"No way! I don't want to go and teach those weaklings who are only good for protecting themselves!"

Tornado, who had just cut her hair short again, was immediately furious when she received an invitation from Johnson.

Even though he's your own man, you can't agree to every unreasonable request, otherwise he'll only become more and more demanding!

The recent tornadoes have certainly learned this lesson the hard way!

"Relax, you don't need to teach," Johnson gently ruffled Tornado's green hair and said in a gentle voice, "You can just come here and be the dean of students in name only, mainly to help me keep things in order!"

"Is that so? The Dean of Students... seems rather interesting!"

Tornado seemed to have opened the door to a new world, her eyes sparkling as she asked, "If someone doesn't study properly, can I step in?"

"Eh……"

—No, are you serious?

Johnson thought for a moment and said, "Okay."

"Then I'll join."

then……

When Tornado made her appearance at the end of the opening ceremony, both the instructors and the students were completely stunned.

"W-I'm not seeing things, am I? Is that Lady 'Tornado of Terror'?"

"Commander Mizuki" covered her mouth, staring blankly at the petite figure radiating queenly authority.

In fact, Tornado is not only extremely popular among disaster groups, but also highly respected (mainly feared) among heroes, especially among female heroes, where she can be considered a top idol.

However, what Tornado said next made even Mizuki, a big fan, turn pale.

"Hey, you bunch of losers, listen up! Anyone who fails the graduation exam might end up dying!"

Student: "..."

—Oh no… people can die from this?

When I registered, they didn't mention there were any slots for deceased individuals!

(?_?)

Chapter 340 A New World, But I'm Too Late

The black hole portal rippled and lit up the sky. Johnson stepped out and arrived in a metropolis under a blue sky.

The streets of Times Square are bustling with people, the vast majority of whom are Westerners.

Clearly, this is another nuclear-armed city on Earth from some other world—

New York City.

The "Dimensional Walk" cooldown has ended again, and Qiao Sen has long been planning to go out and have some fun.

However, he was unexpectedly held back by the training program, and he went to great lengths for the future of many heroes in the One-Punch Man world.

Having finished preparing for the class, Johnson stole the plant-based superpowers of the kidney-deficient hero "Green" and then ran away, leaving the One-Punch Man timeline.

The world we've arrived in this time is based on the equipment and items obtained from the "Fate Card Draw" that followed the previous gacha pull.

[Vibranium Shield (SR): Item Card. A special shield worn by Captain America in the MCU world. Due to an experimental accident, various substances made primarily of vibranium accidentally combined to form the hardest known metal on Earth. It is virtually indestructible, can absorb kinetic energy, and resist extreme pressure, extreme temperatures, radiation, and electromagnetic spectrum attacks. It can be thrown stably, bounced back to the user, and becomes the opponent's primary target (you must attack the shield with the taunt effect first).]

This shield is in its factory condition, without the Stars and Stripes paint, and has a light gold metallic sheen.

After testing, Johnson found that the "Vibranium Shield" was indeed quite strong, and it could withstand his "Heat Ray" for a period of time without him activating it to lethal mode.

So he had F-zai extract the spacetime elements from it, and then gave the shield to Dr. Kuseno for research.

Once the doctor analyzes the material composition, Johnson can easily get some unwanted "vibranium" from neighboring Wakanda and replicate it in the One-Punch Man world.

Vibranium may be outdated compared to Genius's cyborg body, but it can be used to create high-tech cybernetic armor that is universally applicable.

Another hero organization, "Neo Heroes," has not yet appeared. Their main focus is on armor technology that allows ordinary people to fight against demon-level disasters.

If Dr. Kuseno's institute were to release a nano-vibranium armor equipped with an artificial human "permanent energy furnace," how would you respond?

Bringing his thoughts back to the unremarkable New York City before him, Johnson quickly sensed something was amiss.

He had vaguely smelled a pungent odor similar to gunpowder smoke before, and now that his "Heart Network" had expanded, he immediately discovered many traces left behind by the war.

His figure blurred for a moment, and then Johnson appeared in a devastated neighborhood.

Trees were broken, buildings collapsed, and the ground was sunken. It was clear that a large-scale battle had recently taken place here, and the area had been cordoned off by the NYPD.

Hey, who's there!

"43rd Street, intrusion detected!" A patrolling officer spotted Johnson suddenly appearing in the restricted area. With professional composure, he called for help while drawing his pistol and yelling at Johnson, "Hey! Man, don't move! Don't get yourself into trouble. Hands up above your head, where I can see you, you hear me... What's going on... God..."

Qiao Sen turned around, and his pupils immediately contracted.

The policeman who had just pointed a gun at him now had half of his body turned to ashes, his police Glock 17 fell limply to the ground, and the rest of his body was already floating in the air with the wind!

Johnson subconsciously glanced down at his muscular physique. Thankfully, it was still perfectly erect! Good heavens, no…

He snapped his fingers?

Before he could question the certain F-boy who was pretending to be dead and not saying a word, Qiao Sen followed the guidance of the "Mind Network" and his figure suddenly disappeared in the blur.

……

Streets of New York.

A dark-skinned man wearing the same eye patch as Makoy had just witnessed his deputy, Agent Hill, turn to dust and vanish. A wave of utter despair and terror washed over him, making him instantly realize that he was about to face the same fate!

Sure enough, he only had time to pull an old-fashioned pager out of his backpack before his body, like most of the people around him, quickly turned to ashes!

"Mamma Mia Fa..."

In its final moments, the half-burnt black marinated egg pressed down with all its might.

His consciousness was already in its final moments, and the last thing he saw was a tall, blond man suddenly appearing and catching the pager as it fell.

On the screen, an octagonal star pattern against a red and blue background appeared as a row of small dots, indicating that the emergency distress signal he had kept hidden for over 30 years had been successfully sent into the depths of space.

As for the man who suddenly appeared...

—Oh well, whatever! It's probably just some superhero I've never seen before…

Nick Fury fell into complete silence, while Johnson stared blankly at the communicator that had successfully transmitted the signal.

If this guy hadn't instinctively swore before he died, he might not have been able to find this "Madam Fuck Man" who is famous throughout the multiverse.

However, it was ultimately too late.

The old farmer who grows purple sweet potatoes has now fulfilled his wish and returned to his rural home in his twilight years.

Thinking about this, Qiao Sen's anger rose rapidly. So I missed all the plot details?

The handsome guy in the purple suit, who had been pretending to be dead for a while, finally appeared and shrugged.

"Don't try to get away with this," Johnson stared at him with dead fish eyes. "Wasn't it agreed that the time travel would be set during the epic battle of Avengers: Infinity War?"

F-Zai: Yeah, right now it's the end of Avengers 3...

Johnson: "..."

—Come on, lean your face in, I'll give you a buff!

[Brother Joe, please don't do this! ↗↘↗... Ahem, I mean, the timeline of Avengers: Infinity War doesn't exceed two days in total, so a few minor mistakes are understandable.]

"Yeah, yeah... what a load of rubbish!"

Johnson was so angry that he threw the communicator, but the communicator made by the Kree civilization was of surprisingly good quality. It bounced on the ground and then flew up again.

"I was originally planning to come here and freeload some 'Infinity Stones,' but I guess the old farmer has already retired and I'm planning to throw all the stones away to him in a few days!"

F casually picked up the pager that was still playing the Captain Marvel cartoon icon, and suddenly clenched his fist in a cool way.

Then let's disregard everything and reverse the infinite!

Reverse! Turn! Infinite!

"...Get out! Get out!"

Josen grabbed the handsome stand-in who was suddenly acting like a teenager and stuffed him back into his body.

"And yet, disregarding everything, reversing the Infinity... Haven't you seen Avengers: Endgame? The final battle happened five years later. Five years? Tony's little princess is almost five years old... Wait a minute!"

Chapter 341 Role-Playing Technique, Activated!

As he muttered to himself, Johnson suddenly realized something was wrong.

"That's right! Now that I'm here, why wait five years?"

The New York Fighting Team is formed!

F-zai shrugs: See? That's exactly what I meant.