A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

Johnson raised his hand to call the waiter and ordered a coffee for the person who came in.

"Sir, here's your coffee, please enjoy."

The hooded man nodded in thanks and said, "Thank you."

When the coffee was served, a scarlet light suddenly appeared in Johnson's eyes.

Sharingan, activate!

"Magic - The Art of Not Being Here!"

A massive amount of genjutsu chakra filled the area around the two of them, covering the entire street like a natural barrier.

Affected by the illusion, the eyes of the people around them became inexplicably unfocused as they passed by. Unaware of what was happening, their sensory systems were slightly confused, and as a result, no one looked in the direction of the two people anymore.

"Alright, you can get down to business now."

"Okay, boss."

"Fire Fist" Blaze said, taking a small black USB drive out of his pocket and placing it on the table. "As per your instructions, I have successfully made contact with a mid-level executive within the association."

"Oh, so fast?" Johnson took a sip of coffee and chuckled. "Let me guess, did he assign you some side jobs?"

"The boss is wise."

Chapter 329 Dessert Crisis

"Fire Fist" Blaze nodded, a flattering smile on his face, and said, "He did issue me a few missions in his private capacity, asking me to hide my identity and help him deal with some shady matters. The payment for the missions was still made through the Hero Association's official account."

Johnson curled his lip: "Using public funds to pay for private missions? Are you that stingy?"

"Fire Fist" Blaze chuckled twice: "I've saved all the recordings and videos of my meetings with him, as well as the illegal private assets under his name that I found out about, on a USB drive."

“Well done,” Johnson smiled and nodded, raising his hand. The black USB drive on the table floated up and landed in his palm. “And what else? Did he promise you any other benefits?”

At this moment, F-zai and his 10 shadow clones had all been sent out to do work and were not currently by his side.

Otherwise, Johnson would have habitually had F activate his Stand ability to seal the USB drive into a card for safekeeping.

“There really is one,” Blaze, “Fire Fist”, recalled. “I have already gained that person’s initial trust. He told me to perform well and said that when the time is right, he will recommend me to his superiors, and then I will have the opportunity to earn more money.”

"Ah, superiors."

Qiao Sen sneered.

"We'll wipe them all out sooner or later."

“Middle-level managers are just small fish. You can just continue following his lead. Report back to me when you dig up some big stuff.”

Qiao Sen put away the USB drive and casually gave the order.

"Yes, I understand." Blaze the Fire Fist. "Then, boss, I'll be going now."

"Okay, go ahead."

After exchanging information, Blaze immediately stood up, said goodbye, and left.

Boom! !

Not long after "Fire Fist" Blaze left, a loud explosion suddenly came from the street not far away.

Upon detecting the disaster, the Hero Association's disaster broadcast also rang out over the city!

"Ok?"

When Johnson looked up, he saw a roadside dessert shop where the explosion had occurred.

At that moment, all the shop windows exploded, and a large cylindrical chocolate mousse cake with a human face, hands, and feet leaped out of the smoke and dust, holding a female shop assistant wearing a lace apron hostage.

"ah--"

The young woman's scream was drowned out by the strange man's loud laughter: "Hey hey! I am the 'Black Forest Mousse Cake Monster,' awakened by humanity's endless destruction of desserts!!"

The strange man, holding the terrified shop assistant hostage, jumped onto an overturned phone booth by the roadside and shouted righteously.

Why do humans eat desserts?!

"Some people even eat it every day!!"

"These desserts are so cute, how could you cruel and terrifying creatures bring yourselves to eat them?!"

"Now that I'm here, all the desserts in the world must fight alongside me!!"

"Black Forest Mousse Cake Monster", Disaster Level: Tiger!

Come on!

The impassioned speech left the passersby, who had been in a commotion because of the strange man's appearance, stunned. Even those who had managed to run away slowed down or stopped.

How did eating desserts suddenly become such a heinous crime?

Especially this giant chocolate cake monster that popped out, it looks like...

It looks delicious!

(?﹃?)

"Excuse me, could you spare me a moment..."

Before the strange man could finish speaking, a voice suddenly rang out from the side: "Aren't all the desserts in the shop ruined by you?"

"Uh……"

The cake monster's righteous cry was choked back. Upon hearing this, it clumsily turned its body, but its pudding-like body composition made it somewhat unbalanced, and it wobbled around with a "DuangDuang" sound as it turned, looking rather comical.

When the strange man finally managed to turn around, he discovered that the dessert shop had been reduced to ruins due to the sudden riot.

Various kinds of desserts were scattered on the ground, splattering here and there, exuding the sweet aroma unique to carbohydrate foods.

The passersby, who were initially a little panicked, forgot their fear and began to peer into the damaged dessert shop.

The main point is that a chocolate mousse cake with a diameter of two or three meters, besides being more tempting, doesn't really have much of a deterrent effect.

At the same time, they also smelled the aroma emanating from the shop and couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

But in the eyes of the Cake Monster, what a hellish scene it must be to see hundreds of "corpses" of the same kind!

The heartbreaking scene made its lips twitch repeatedly, tears of chocolate welling in its eyes, and it cried out in anguish, "...Shut up! You cruel humans!!"

"They were all pioneers who sacrificed themselves to rebel against you humans, and I will take revenge on them all, carrying their will!"

The onlookers then noticed that the person who had spoken was an unusually tall and handsome young man in a baseball cap.

He pressed his hand to the brim of his hat, a faint smile playing on his face, which was not clearly visible. He said again, "Oh dear, although you don't want to admit it, you clearly ruined them yourself."

┑( ?▽? )┍

"...Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

(ノ｀Д?)ノ

The cake monster released the female shop assistant he had been holding hostage and roared helplessly with his claws outstretched!

After roaring, it locked its gaze on the tall human who made no attempt to conceal himself, its eyes gleaming with malice. It grinned maliciously and opened its massive hand: "Shut up, you wretched human! The dessert counterattack against humanity begins with you, you talkative fellow!!"

"Oh, you're angry."

After teasing this simple-minded, food-grade weirdo, Johnson suddenly had an idea.

If Saitama were here, he'd probably punch this guy to pieces and then dig up a few bowls of Black Forest mousse cakes to take home as dessert.

Saitama: Of course, isn't this the best dessert?

Thinking this, Qiao Sen couldn't help but chuckle.

Just as he was about to remove the "God of War baseball cap" and reveal his true form to finish him off, he faintly heard a shout coming from a great distance, rapidly approaching.

"Wait a moment!!!"

A righteous roar, almost hoarse, rapidly approached from afar. At the same time, the sound of pedaling at high speed, the screeching of tires against the ground, and the crisp sound of bicycle bells combined into a stirring symphony, as if a righteous knight was rushing towards them at full speed!

"What?!" ×N

At that moment, both the strange man who was about to make a move and the passersby who were watching and taking pictures were involuntarily attracted by the sudden sound and turned their heads to look.

As the eye could see, a figure gradually emerged at the end of the street, dressed in insect armor, wearing a green watermelon-skin helmet and windproof goggles... No!

A righteous knight stands up and pedals furiously on an old-fashioned bicycle, speeding towards them!

Chapter 330 Unlicensed Rider

Upon seeing the knight's figure, which was not particularly tall but resolute, the surrounding citizens all showed joy on their faces.

"He's coming, he's coming!"

"The hero has arrived!"

"The most powerful C-rank hero!"

"I must do my best this time!!"

"..."

Amid the shouts of the citizens, even the cake monster, who was about to go berserk, stared blankly as the strange human rode up on a bicycle.