A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

Don't look down, or you'll cry!

Don't ask too many questions, the only answer is that the workload is just too damn huge!

It's impossible to finish washing it all!

(?▽?)

"thanks for treatment!"

"The ingredients are very fresh, thank you for your hospitality!"

The two culprits, unaware of the problem, thanked the young lady for her hospitality and then walked out of the association together.

Qiao Sen glanced at the sky and said, "Saitama, I have to go out for a bit. You can go back first."

"That's it..."

Saitama patted his bulging belly with a loud "slap slap," nodded, and said, "I didn't expect to eat so much. I'll take a walk around the city later and see if there's anywhere that needs a hero's activity."

Well, I need to digest my food anyway.

Having just finished eating, Saitama was already thinking about hero activities. Johnson expressed his admiration for Saitama's sudden enthusiasm: "Okay, you're the most diligent."

The two said goodbye at the entrance of the association. Saitama waved his hand and lifted his leg high, leisurely embarking on the walk.

Johnson stood outside the gate of the Z City Hero Association, raised his hand to his brow, and activated the Yardrak version of his aura sensing.

The tall figure blurred for a second and then vanished instantly.

Sa——

……

City A, train station.

A strange creature in a suitcase that was devouring passengers at a train station was torn in two by a tornado using her telekinesis after she arrived at the scene.

Hundreds of passengers were released, falling like raindrops.

The tornado casually created hundreds of spherical telekinetic shields, effortlessly catching hundreds of unfortunate souls in mid-air and safely returning them to the ground.

"saved!"

"Thanks to Miss Tornado!"

"Miss Tornado is the best!"

"Miss Tornado is the best!" ×N

"..."

Tornado glanced at the frenzied fans on the ground, then vanished from their sight in a flash.

When she reappeared, her vision blurred, and before she could react, she bumped into a firm and warm embrace.

The sharp, psychic light emanating from his body softened, and he gave a curt, deadpan look, saying, "What are you doing here?"

Johnson immediately shrugged: "Can't I come?"

Although Tornado has the style of a strong character, her eyes still darted around: "...Not for now."

"What kind of talk is that!"

"..."

Two of the world's most powerful superhumans were playfully fighting in the sky. The "psychic cannons" that were blasted away made the citizens of City A think that a meteor shower was passing by, and they all made sincere wishes to the night sky.

The superpowered queen, who had just displayed her power in front of others, was subdued by Johnson's "serious head pat" in less than two rounds.

( ? ? )?)(。?▽? )

The two then found a place to change their clothes, and when they reappeared, they looked like an ordinary couple.

In the most bustling commercial street in City A.

After strolling around for a while, and hearing that Tornado hadn't had dinner yet, Johnson took her to the food street and found a roadside izakaya.

As for Qiao Sen, he had just finished showing off his hot pot in Z City.

As we all know, meals and snacks are always stored in two stomachs.

A short while later, the bald, middle-aged owner, with a towel draped around his neck, brought over the food the two had ordered.

"Guest, your Huaxia cold noodles and deluxe skewers set meal is here!"

"Miss, this is your fruit salad platter set meal~"

"You two, please use it slowly."

"Thank you." ×2

In front of Qiao Sen was a plate of cold noodles with plenty of ingredients, as well as charcoal-grilled meat skewers of various flavors.

In front of Tornado was a light meal that didn't look very oily, but Johnson knew that with her small appetite, it would be a miracle if she could finish it all.

Behind them, the city lights shone brightly, and the nightlife of urban men and women was just beginning to take shape.

At the moment, only Johnson and Tornado were dining at this roadside izakaya. The dim streetlights cast long shadows of the two, and the space inside the izakaya was exceptionally quiet, thanks to the curtains.

After finishing dinner, Johnson pulled Tornado back onto the street.

"Let's go, digest our food first. I'll give you a little something later."

"Well...actually, I wasn't very full."

Tornado held Johnson's hand, and since it was rare for her to walk on her own two feet, she subconsciously touched her flat stomach with her other hand when she heard this.

Great, there's no burden on my figure.

Johnson rubbed his own eight-pack abs and said, "It's mainly to help with digestion."

Tornado Dead Fish Eyes: "..."

She immediately realized that her glutton must have eaten something else before.

Then, she looked up at Qiao Sen and asked, "What is it? Why don't you take it out now?"

"Emmm...Is he/she here?"

Chapter 315 The Void Realm

"Emmm...Is he/she here?"

Johnson glanced at the bustling crowd around him, looking somewhat guilty.

"If we take it out now, something bad will probably happen."

Tornado: ?

"Humph~"

Tornado gave Johnson a disapproving look and snorted, "What could possibly happen? Why all the secrecy..."

With a big smile, Qiao Sen pushed her from behind, saying, "Hey, let's go, let's go~ Let's go shopping for a while and then talk!"

With a suspicious look on her face, Tornado was pushed forward by him.

While passing by a jewelry store, Johnson picked out a bright green crystal bracelet for Tornado.

Tornado reluctantly said things like "It's too much trouble," "It will affect the battle," and "I don't want to wear these childish things," but when Johnson grabbed her little hand and helped her put them on, she happily shut her mouth.

Despite her stubbornness, her little face was flushed.

(。?ˇ?ˇ?)

After wandering around for a short while, Tornado suddenly stopped and visibly evolved into a powerful form.

His eyes, his expression, and every cell in his body seemed to be shouting in unison—

I'm tired, I don't want to move, so what?

The powerful Tornado yawned without any regard for her image, stared at Johnson with dead fish eyes, and stretched out her short little hands: "I'm too tired to shop anymore, so where's the gift?"

"Oh, you're already too tired to shop anymore?"

Qiao Sen couldn't help but cast a disdainful glance at him and retorted, "...Are you a weakling?"

(._.)

Tornado: ? ?

(?_?)

She glared at him defiantly, saying without backing down, "What, you want to fight?"

Qiao Sen, the handsome young man, scoffed: "Huh? You want to fight me? Have you ever won?"

┑( ?▽? )┍

"I……"

Tornado suddenly fell silent.

It seems not...

A green telekinetic force shot into the sky from a certain legally-owned loli: "...I'll fight you to the death!!"