A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

—Got it! I'll go back and confront those trolls who're smearing "Hairless Cloak Man" right away!

(?beneficial?)

Qiao Sen nodded in satisfaction and said, "Hurry up and thank Saitama-nii!"

Everyone: "Thank you, Saitama-nii!!"

Saitama: "..."

Chapter 306 Asset Inventory

After all the commotion, Saitama unexpectedly gained an elite naval force of over a hundred men.

Before they were promoted to full-fledged members, these guys were indeed professional laning players—commonly known as keyboard warriors—and quickly established a clear organizational structure and division of labor after returning.

Some are responsible for making contacts, some for infiltrating the enemy's ranks, some for stirring up conflict, some for generating hatred and disparaging others, some for standing on moral high ground to condemn, and some for taking advantage of the chaos to evoke resonance among the general public.

This group contacted each other through the civilian chat software WeChat, and when they found any online messages smearing "Hairless Cloak Man", they launched a group attack.

Some of these hackers are even seasoned professionals who specialize in attacking accounts, computers, or servers. Once they get in, they play Saitama's personal fan-made videos on his phone, computer, or TV in a loop, infuriating countless haters.

Ultimately, the newly captured Blackie will be handed over to Johnson for personality correction education and incorporated into the regular army.

This virtuous cycle allowed this naval force, born out of personal interest, to grow ever larger, becoming a mysterious force unknown to most in urban legends.

Of course, this is something.

……

M City, King Apartments.

"Damn, how can I block a super special move without taking any damage? That's so unfair!"

Saitama roared and frantically pressed the controller. On the screen, the burly character he was controlling was perfectly blocked by the bunny girl with a sliver of health on the other side with a perfect 15-hit combo. Then he followed up with a 99-hit combo, breaking her guard and stunning her to easily finish her off.

King pulled off a near-death comeback with just one hand, a feat considered top-tier in esports, yet he didn't seem particularly proud.

“It’s not cheating, Saitama,” he said gently, taking a sip of hot water from his thermos. “It’s a mechanism allowed by the game.”

Seemingly realizing he might have discouraged Saitama, he added, "Practice hard, and you can do it too."

Saitama angrily slammed the controller down: "Only a genius could have mastered something like this!"

ヽ(`⌒?メ)ノ

Snapped!

The game controller, which made intimate contact with the floor, let out a scream before shattering into pieces.

"Uh...it's broken."

King put down the controller, waved his hand, and comforted Saitama as he stood up, saying, "It's alright, it's alright, I have a spare at home."

At the same time, he raised his hand and waved, a magnetic force carrying the fragments all over the floor towards the trash can in the living room.

Saitama watched somewhat embarrassedly as the game controller's corpse flew towards the trash can, when suddenly an idea struck him. He turned around and called out, "Johnson, the game controller is broken. Can you fix it?"

at this time.

Johnson was chatting, drinking tea, and eating snacks with Genos when he heard this. He put down the melon seeds in his hand and said, "It's definitely not going to be fixed, but I can give you a new one."

sizzle-

A magical wave of light streaked through the air and landed in front of Saitama. As the light faded, a perfectly intact game controller appeared on the floor in front of him.

The Bluetooth indicator light flashed twice and then remained on, indicating that the game console was connected.

"Wow, that's a huge help!" Saitama exclaimed happily, and quickly called King back: "King, come here quickly, you don't need to go get it!"

King: I've never seen anything like this before!

(°-°〃)

Saitama picked up the new controller, his confidence soaring: "I absolutely cannot lose this time!!"

King: Do not believe rumors, do not create rumors, and do not spread rumors!

Immediately, he gave Qiao Sen a knowing look, and the latter understood perfectly. At the same time, the two of them smiled wickedly.

?×2

With a hand speed of 7200, let's get him!

Watching Saitama get brutally beaten, Johnson would never admit that he was the honorary leader of the Blackie's Legion hacker group.

The leading figure belongs to this group!

……

That night.

King's apartment was filled with snoring.

As the host, King naturally went back to his room to sleep, while Saitama lay sprawled out on a makeshift bed in the living room, and the snoring in the room mainly came from him.

Genos sat cross-legged in the corner, occupying only a small space, motionless like a modern sculpture welded from steel.

I just don't know if the child is asleep or not.

The remaining Johnson occupied the living room sofa, covered with a thin air-conditioning blanket, and was...

Scrolling through my phone.

The light from the phone screen illuminated his face, and also revealed a dog crouching beside Saitama, furtively searching for some handsome man in a suit.

[Limiter Fragment +1.]

F-zai squinted: Get to work, get lost!

Qiao Sen: Boss, you're awesome! Got it!

After returning to the One-Punch Man world, Johnson tried throwing a super-limit "Element Pickup" at Saitama, only to find that whether it was a "normal punch," a "consecutive normal punches," or a "serious punch," they were all genuine...

Normal attack.

Commonly known as Ping A.

The so-called move names don't have any power boost; the earth-shattering damage is all forcibly stacked up by the user's own attributes.

The difference between the regular series and the serious punch lies in the fact that the former is just a casual punch, while the latter is a serious attack used to deal with monsters that cannot be defeated with one punch.

Saitama: What power boost do you need? Isn't that something anyone can do?

Qiao Sen: Sparrow food? I could do that too.

In that case, there's really no need to copy it.

I didn't get the moves for free, but I've collected quite a few more card fragments over this period of time.

Including what was left over from the previous round of synthesis, the total number has once again exceeded 100 after a week.

Judging from how diligent F-zai is right now, he's no longer satisfied with passively picking things up; he practically wants to actively pluck them off Saitama's head.

After scrolling through his phone and getting ready for bed, Qiao Sen found himself unusually excited.

I decided to take stock of all the resources I had on hand.

The greatest gain in the Dragon Ball world is undoubtedly the free, all-powerful wish-granting machine, the "Dragon God Power".

Although it has certain limitations, the Lesser Grail, which can grant three wishes, would be highly sought after by magicians and Servants if placed in the uneventful Fuyuki City.

The next level down includes superpowers such as "potential guidance," "Namekian magic," "super healing," and "super regeneration," as well as bringing back a full jar of "Senzu beans," Dragon Ball technology, and the Super Saiyan transformation that enhances style.

In particular, the "Senzu Beans," once they are taken to the House of Evolution for Dr. Genus to research and develop, will greatly increase the survival rate of ordinary people facing disasters.

Last on the list are the various combat-related abilities.

For example, the Dragon Ball world's battle system, which is based on "ki," includes moves like the "Kamehameha," "Demon Disc," and "Special Beam Cannon," which were copied from the Z Fighters one by one.

The reason why it wasn't copied is because it wasn't difficult; Qiao Sen was able to figure it out and use it on his own.

To put it simply, they are all techniques that utilize "qi" (vital energy), something the prince could learn with just one glance.

Chapter 307 Revisiting the House of Evolution

Johnson spent more than a year in the Dragon Ball world and naturally gained a lot.

Putting everything else aside, the number of "Fate Card Draws" accumulated each day has already exceeded 500.

Of course, nearly 90 of those draws were leftovers from before the transmigration.

After returning to the One-Punch Man world, numerous monsters, led by the "Crazy Motorbike Tribe," contributed a significant number of card draws.

The F-Zai, whose mobility has been completely unleashed, is now voluntarily (or forced) to work overtime. The total number of "Fate Cards" is already approaching the four-figure mark and is basically increasing every day.

[Current number of Fate Card draws: 998.]

"Good number, auspicious!"

Qiao Sen gave a thumbs up to Xiao F, the hairstylist who was still busy next to Saitama, turned off his phone, pulled up the covers, and drifted off to sleep.

A corner of the apartment.

The phone's light went out, and golden indicator lights lit up in Genos's eyes as he transformed into a metal sculpture. He slightly raised his head.