A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

A chaotic roar, seemingly composed of hundreds of voices, erupted from the black smoke. A colossal structure, roughly the height of a five-story Z City Municipal Hospital, burst through the smoke and stood upright!

What appeared before everyone was a giant monster made up of countless motorcycle parts and bloated, muscular flesh!

The giant monster has a humanoid torso with a straight line connecting its shoulders, and no normal head in the middle.

Its feet were made up of countless tires and exhaust pipes spewing black smoke. Its two arms, made of flesh and metal parts twisted together, appeared unusually thick, with its forearms and fists exceeding the diameter of the monster's torso, dragging on the ground like two battering sledgehammers.

Two eyes, resembling the compound eyes of insects and composed of hundreds of car headlights, lit up from the monster's chest. A huge crack split open in the flesh of his waist and abdomen, revealing a foul-smelling mouth flowing with a mixture of yellow and black engine oil. It emitted the same eerie roar as before, a mixture of numerous sounds, and shouted wildly!

"I am the 'Crazy Motorcycle King'!!"

"Humans... are nothing more than... mounts!!"

Roar! !

The combined monster "Crazy Motorcycle King", disaster level - Dragon!

Come on! !

"oops……"

Saitama sprang back to his original spot with a somersault, turned around, scratched the back of his head, and said awkwardly, "I was careless too, I didn't dodge!"

Seeing that Saitama seemed completely oblivious to the giant monster that had appeared, Genos's expression changed drastically, and he shouted a warning: "Sensei! Watch out!"

“I know, Genos.”

A heavy shadow loomed overhead, but Saitama grinned and chuckled, his entire demeanor changing abruptly as he chatted and laughed!

He went from having an innocent, hairy, egg-shaped head to having the face of a resolute, passionate, and handsome male protagonist.

Ok……

If you ignore the severe hair loss, he really does look very handsome.

Saitama: Stop talking, it hurts!!

The next second, Saitama, like a floating duckweed, easily dodged the monster's fist, which was comparable to a giant road roller, as it drifted away from the massive hammer that came crashing down from the sky.

Boom——

"How could a hero fall in the same place twice in a row?"

His voice carried clearly through the loud thud, and the ground beneath his slippers collapsed with a crash as his leg muscles strained to land!

A blurry figure appeared without warning in front of Motorbike King. His well-trained body exuded an indescribable aura. His right hand was raised high behind him, and his outstretched body was like a fully drawn bow, swinging a steady and simple blow towards the disproportionately huge enemy in front of him...

Straight punch.

This move is called—

"A normal punch!!"

BOOOOM——

The air between Saitama and the giant monster was compressed to its limit, creating a shockwave like a meteorite impact that swept across most of the city!

Countless citizens went deaf in that instant, and the glass curtain walls of countless downtown buildings shattered and exploded simultaneously, turning into fine sand-like dust that rained down!

"..."

The face on the chest of the newly created "Crazy Motorcycle King" paused for a moment, as if it had just realized what had happened.

The next second, crisscrossing blood lines burst forth from all over the monster's body, and then it exploded with a bang!

Crushed by a genuine, ordinary punch, a rain of blood fell like ink, instantly turning the road and buildings in front of Saitama into a fan-shaped patch of dark red!

Saitama, still in the final pose with his fist clenched, sniffed twice, then, somewhat puzzled, he put his blood-stained fist under his nose and smelled it. His expression then changed drastically!

"Ugh, it smells awful!"

The next second, he pinched his nose, his legs moved like wheels, and he sped past Johnson and Genos.

The strong winds made Johnson's trouser legs and Genos's shirt rustle loudly.

Appeared!

Ordinary Series -

"Regular running!"

"This stinks! Johnson, Genos, I'm going back to take a shower!!"

The drawn-out sound faded into the distance, but Saitama's silhouette disappeared even faster than the sound itself.

Only a white line formed by dust remained, stretching from the center of Z City all the way to the uninhabited area at the edge of sight.

Genos stared intently in the direction Saitama had left, as if in deep meditation. After a long while, the boy uttered a longing sigh.

"The power of teachers is still so incredible..."

When will I be as powerful as my current teachers?

“That day will come,” Johnson put his arm around Genos’s shoulder, his pale green eyes radiating a calming light. “Keep trying, Genos.”

Genos snapped out of his daze, looked at the tall man beside him who seemed to possess the body of a god, and nodded emphatically.

"Yes!"

Chapter 301 An Encounter at Breakfast

"Alright, we should go now."

Johnson's gaze was fixed on the various rescue vehicles heading towards the disaster site in the distance, and he spoke to Genos.

"Leave the rest to the cleanup team."

“Okay, Mr. Johnson,” Genos nodded, then looked at his empty hands. “But I need to go to the supermarket to buy more ingredients for lunch.”

"It's okay, we can just find a supermarket on the way back."

"Ok."

……

time flies.

A week has passed since the motorcycle monsters attacked Z City.

However, the buzz surrounding Johnson's new look remains high, easily stealing the headline of "Sweet Mask will hold 32 concerts in various cities."

The "pajama pants battle outfit" look, created due to rushing out the door, has gone viral online, sparking a massive wave of admiration.

According to incomplete statistics, there have been at least 100 injuries caused by leakage current from mobile phone and computer screens.

After a week of development, the metal robot and the balding uncle who fought alongside Johnson have also attracted the attention of netizens from all walks of life.

The two have been confirmed as the Hero Association's newest S-class heroes, the 16th-ranked "Cyborg" and the 18th-ranked "Hairless Cape Man". A turbulent public opinion storm is brewing in the unseen dark side of society.

……

City M.

Floating clouds, bright sunshine.

A young couple appeared at a newly popular Chinese restaurant. Both were wearing hats. The man was tall and handsome, while the woman was petite and delicate. Their height difference was significant, yet they looked surprisingly harmonious.

"Boss, another 10 baskets of soup dumplings, please."

Johnson, dressed in a Turtle Hermit style beach casual outfit, pulled down the brim of his "God of War baseball cap" and raised his hand to greet him.

"Alright, sir! Please wait a moment, it'll be right there!"

The owner behind the counter was extremely busy, and hurriedly responded to this "big customer".

Tornado wore a white lace-trimmed sun hat decorated with a bow, concealing her signature emerald green curls.

For today's outfit, she didn't choose her usual high-slit, brightly colored battle dress. Instead, she changed into a light green floral long dress with a side slit, revealing a shapely white leg that peeked out from under the hem, showing off her snow-white feet in white high-heeled crystal sandals.

Because of her small appetite, Tornado was full after eating a few soup dumplings and half a bowl of dragon and phoenix wonton noodles.

At this moment, she propped her head up with her fair little hand, watching Qiao Sen devour the various specialty dishes in front of her, one after another.

"What kind of weird superpower have you awakened...?"

(?Д??)

As the steamer baskets, bowls, and plates piled higher and higher on the table, even the usually aloof and superpowered queen couldn't hold back anymore.

"How can you eat so much!"

"Hey," Qiao Sen waved his hand, "Being able to eat is a blessing~"

(???)?)

As they spoke, the floor trembled slightly, and a large figure walked in from behind them, chewing a baguette.

"Boss, please bring me the deluxe breakfast set first, the kind that comes with soup dumplings."

A muffled male voice rang out, followed by the groaning of the chair as it succumbed to its weight.

Tornado: Here comes another one.

Johnson: I think I know who he is.

boss:"……"