A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

You are so sexy!

No, it's—

Suit thugs!

--hiss……

Johnson gasped, adding fuel to the fire of global warming.

—Who are you? Where is my double?

Stop fooling around.

"..."

As Johnson watched his stunt double, hands in his pockets, mimicking his cool moves, a question suddenly occurred to him.

—You threw away your old pants, so what happened to all those cards in my deck?

F-zai raised his right hand, and with a flick of his palm, a brand new set of fantasy cards appeared out of thin air. His five fingers moved nimbly and skillfully, and the fantasy cards obediently completed the fancy actions of cutting and shuffling the cards with one hand in his hand, before finally disappearing into thin air between his fingers.

Don't worry, everyone's here.

That's fine then.

After some discussion, Qiao Sen felt reassured and pushed his glasses back into place, moving on to familiarizing himself with the floor panel.

Fantasy Cards

【panel】

[Destructive power A; Speed ​​A; Precision A; Growth potential ∞; Durability A; Range A]

[First Ability: Card Mastery]

[Give things the concept of "cards," create fantasy cards, and control the power within them.]

[Second Ability: Destiny Card Draw]

[One fantasy card is randomly drawn each day; draws can be accumulated.]

[Third Ability: Element Pickup (Exceeds Limits)]

[Randomly collect fragments of extraordinary elements within a ten-meter radius, or contact a target to replicate its extraordinary elements, and create fantasy cards.]

[Fourth Ability: Divine Draw]

[Consumes 10 Destiny Draws, randomly draws one Fantasy card from the specified card pool/type.]

[Fifth Ability: Fantasy Moment]

[Consumes 1 Fantasy Card to activate "Fantasy Time," granting 10 Substitute Panels during its duration.]

(Level C: Equivalent to an average human.)

Seeing F-Zai's dazzlingly bright stats, Qiao Sen's first reaction was—

It wasn't easy; we've finally grown to a 5A-grade panel!

Moreover, considering the card strength that is upgraded to SR rarity with "Limiter Break ACT5", this wave of attribute improvement is not just a barely breakthrough to A-rank, but rather the panel limit is only A-rank!

The difference between the two is incomparable!

It's not easy! F-zai, who could only perform Ora at a snail's pace for so long, can finally Ora Ora Ora!

As expected of the master...

A stand-in!

As for the evolution of growth power A into the Möbius strip symbol representing "infinity," he didn't feel much about it.

It's even a bit of a pity, as it was just a little short of becoming a 6A-level hexagonal warrior.

In terms of abilities, ten units of "Evolutionary Power" were allocated to the third ability "Element Pickup," and the effect after exceeding the limit was increased to actively print cards upon contact with the target.

It somewhat compensates for the shortcomings of random drops, but according to F-zai's official explanation, when this super-limit ability is activated, the built-in cooldown time will be continuously extended according to the rarity of the card made and the number of times the same target is replicated.

Johnson expressed his understanding regarding this hidden setting.

After all, even Kakashi, the Copy Ninja, has times when he runs out of chakra; he needs to rest and regenerate his chakra.

In addition, during this breakthrough, F-zai also obtained an exclusive buff skill called "Fantasy Moment," which consumes fantasy cards to gain a tenfold increase in combat power for a short period of time.

Yes, the effect is simple and straightforward, and it even feels a little familiar.

Isn't this the effect of a Saiyan's Great Ape transformation?

How come after coming to Dragon Ball, even the Stand ability I randomly got has become localized to Dragon Ball?

Is this the importance of the gacha pool?

Johnson asked F-zai to turn around, somewhat strangely, trying to find a Saiyan-like tail behind him.

As a result, F-zai responded with a cool middle finger from a suit-wearing thug.

After a brief exchange, F explained the activation rules for "Fantasy Moment". It takes 0.1 to 10 seconds to activate when consuming an N card. This is because the extraordinary elements in N cards are too rare and the difference is too great. It takes 30 seconds when consuming an R card, 10 minutes when consuming an SR card, and almost a permanent state when consuming an SSR card, reaching an astonishing 1 hour!

Compared to the tiered activation rules, the cooldown is less complicated. Regardless of the level of the fantasy card chosen, it can only be activated once per Earth day.

"hiss……"

Johnson was quite moved after hearing this, and said that the fighting was all that mattered to the user, and the Stand only needed to quietly be a mature and handsome man.

What a wasteful buff!

F-zai: "..."

Ignoring the two middle fingers that were practically pointing at his face, Qiao Sen sneered.

—Only when you've mastered time-stopping skills will I consider giving you an N-card a day to play with.

【…】

Chapter 249 Supa Jo Alien, Ready!

After listening, F-zai remained silent for a moment, then began to hurl profanities.

SHIT! You damn miser! @%*￥#&……

Listening to F-zai's sweet words, a certain unscrupulous scoundrel unilaterally severed the mental link, forcibly taking the overly aggressive Stand offline.

"Johnson, what are you doing here all alone?"

Footsteps sounded behind him. Qiao Sen took off his sunglasses and saw that it was Sun Wukong, who was walking towards him with a big bunch of kebabs in his hand, grinning.

He squatted down next to Johnson's beach chair and asked with concern, "Is it because the food isn't to your liking?"

"No, Bulma's grilled meat is delicious, thank you."

As they were talking, Sun Wukong shared a piece of grilled meat with him. Qiao Sen got up, took it, took a bite, and said, "My superpowers have improved a little, so I need some space to be alone."

"Huh?" Sun Wukong was startled after hearing this, blinked and said, "Then I didn't bother you, did I?" Qiao Sen smiled and shook his head: "Of course not."

"That's fine, that's fine."

Sun Wukong plopped down cross-legged next to Qiao Sen and breathed a sigh of relief.

After chatting for a while, Sun Wukong became serious and got down to business, saying, "To be honest, I'm not very confident about the Saiyan invasion a year from now."

"Ok?"

Johnson glanced at the people having fun at the party and said, "Is it because you feel the gap is too big?"

“Yes,” Sun Wukong said in a deep voice, “I have a premonition that even if Earth’s warriors do their utmost, at that time…”

Sun Wukong did not continue speaking, for with his current perspective, he could foresee certain things.

The upper limit of Earthlings is roughly at the level of Master Roshi at his peak. Without some external intervention, they can never compare with the talent of the fighting race.

This was the result he arrived at after questioning Raditz in detail.

“So, just doing our best isn’t enough; we also need to find the right method,” Johnson nodded in agreement, swallowed the roasted meat in his mouth, and suggested, “Why don’t we go to the heavens and ask the omnipotent gods for help?”

Like a flash of lightning in the darkness, Wukong remembered the training he had received in the Heavenly Temple. He vigorously swung the kebab in his hand and exclaimed with delight, "That's right! Perhaps the gods will have a solution!"

Qiao Sen smiled slightly, concealing his accomplishment, and suddenly remembered something, saying, "By the way, Goku, I would like to borrow the Dragon Balls from Earth, is that alright?"

"Hey, Johnson, do you want to make a wish on the Dragon Balls?" Goku paused for a moment, then nodded without thinking for long. "If it's you, Johnson, then no problem. But the Dragon Balls are scattered all over the place. I can ask Bulma for the Dragon Radar to help you find them."

"Thanks, but this isn't urgent."

Qiao Sen smiled and extended his fist towards Sun Wukong. The latter understood and chuckled as he threw a punch in return, as if the gloom caused by the invasion of the Asai had been swept away.

The next moment, two equally powerful fists collided in the quiet night.

……

The next day.

As he was in the local area, Johnson changed into the same beach outfit as Saitama and stood barefoot in the knee-deep water, facing the rising sun.

Even though it was just a change of clothes, her entire style instantly blended into this world.

At this moment, he was experiencing the differences in his body after gaining new abilities.

Back to last night.