A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

【Oh. 】

—Sigh, he's definitely my own stand-in; he's even easier to persuade than Saitama.

A knowing smile appeared on Johnson's lips. The next moment, hundreds of N cards flew out of the void, were shuffled and stacked together, and the bathroom was filled with light!

In the living room, Saitama looked around in confusion and asked Genos, who was sitting and drinking tea beside him, "Genos, did you feel a sudden flash somewhere?"

Genos: ?

Chapter 233 Dragon Ball Z

Upon hearing Saitama speak, Genos paused in his tea-drinking motion.

The electronic probes in the boy's eyes contracted and focused, activating the "energy scanning module"!

The golden electronic eye suddenly emitted a spotlight-like beam, its piercing gaze sweeping across the entire apartment building.

Saitama:?

Is this what they call "eyes shining brightly"?!

After searching and finding nothing, Genos turned off the scanning module and answered truthfully, "I didn't see anything, teacher!"

As he spoke, he seemed dissatisfied with the scan results and tried to guess, "Could it be that a light in one of the rooms was about to break down and was making a momentary flash that you happened to see, teacher?"

—This is yet another scene that the "Ultra-High-Speed ​​Camera Recording Module" failed to capture. The teacher's abilities are truly terrifying! No, it seems I need to hurry and find Dr. Kuseno to enhance the overall perception module! Otherwise, I won't even be able to keep up with the teacher's movements!

"...Probably?" Genos said he didn't see it, so Saitama just assumed he was seeing things and waved his hand dismissively, saying, "Never mind, it's not a big deal anyway."

"Yes!" Genos nodded, then looked up at the ceiling as if he had just remembered something. "Then, teacher, please allow me to thoroughly check the apartment's lighting system tomorrow!"

"Huh?" Saitama's eye twitched involuntarily, then he suddenly realized he might have asked the wrong person. "That won't be necessary, it's too much trouble for you, Genos..."

“It’s alright, teacher!” Genos seemed to have shouldered an important responsibility, explaining in a deep voice, “Because I am a cyborg, my body is equipped with a transmission module that can interact with the outside world. For me, checking civilian circuits and equipment is not difficult. Moreover, since it concerns the safety of your residence, we absolutely cannot be careless about such matters!”

Saitama wiped his face helplessly: "Uh, okay..."

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—What a mistake! I should have known better than to ask that kid!

……

In the bathroom, Johnson paid no attention to what the master and apprentice were chatting about in the living room.

Of course, it doesn't matter if you hear it.

Anyway, given Saitama's rate of growth, F-chan's secret will soon be exposed.

It's perfectly normal for him to see the special effects when the Stand ability is activated.

The question is, how should we introduce F-zai then?

Qiao Sen glanced at the fantasy card with a purple border floating in front of him after the fusion. It still had the same grinning, dead-fish-eyed, bald image, and he was immediately inspired.

I've got it! Let's call it "Hairline Care Specialist"!

F-Zai: ...Don't mention that!

[Fantasy Cards: Limiter Break ACT5]

[Card Type: Special Card]

Rarity: SR

[Description: Formed from the fusion of unknown fragments, this is a conceptual power that was originally invisible.]

【Effect 1: Restriction Removed】

[Designate any object to break through one racial growth limit.]

【Effect 2: Controllable Breakthrough】

[Choose a specific attribute of any thing to break through racial growth limitations.]

【Effect 3: Limit Deployment】

[Designate any object and randomly gain a new extraordinary ability.]

【Effect 4: Limitless Evolution】

[Gain ten units of "Evolutionary Power," choose one extraordinary ability for a transcendent evolution, resulting in a completely new ability or a qualitative upgrade. This power can be used continuously until it is exhausted.]

By incorporating more concepts related to "hair loss," this "Limiter Break" finally reaches an SR rarity.

Leveling up is certainly a good thing, but it also means that this newbie gift pack from Saitama is coming to an end.

Use it once, and you'll have one less time.

(?_?)

Life is tough, even a handsome young man sighs.

After his initial shock, Johnson began to focus on the specific effects of the "limiter breakthrough".

After receiving all the card information, he found that "Limiter Break ACT5" was not much different from the previous version.

The only difference is that the "Evolutionary Power" granted by "Extra-Limit Evolution" has increased tenfold from one unit, making the version change simple and brutal.

Having already experienced it once, Johnson knew that this was a rare find.

goodong...

A strange sound came from the bathroom. Johnson, without batting an eye, wiped away the tears that welled up in his eyes and tried to reason with his stand-in: "Hey, F-chan, how about we talk about something..."

A large purple hand suddenly stretched out from the void, blatantly snatching the dazzling and alluring SR-level "Limiter Breakthrough" in the air, which was as beautiful as a purple gemstone, under Qiao Sen's gaze, and leaving F-zai's elegant and fragrant voice in his consciousness.

No, no, get out.

Johnson: "..."

"...Ugh! What the hell?!"

……

The sun is high.

The sky was a clear blue, with clouds drifting and swirling like fluffy cotton candy floating in the sky.

On the ground, a short, middle-aged farmer wearing glasses was loading weeds onto his pickup truck.

Two-legged chickens, similar to ostriches, roam freely on the farm, leisurely pecking at the ground and searching for food.

A tranquil and peaceful scene.

"Whoosh-"

The weather was hot. After working all day, the farmer took off his straw hat, fanned himself, and lit a cigarette as he caught his breath.

brush--

A whooshing sound came from above, and something seemed to be flying past at high speed in the sky!

"what?"

The farmer, startled, looked up and saw a streak of light descend from the sky and crash into the nearby plain with a loud bang!

"Wow—" The farmer was so startled that he dropped his cigarette on the ground. He quickly stepped forward and stomped it out, muttering in surprise, "What...what was that just now? A meteorite? Or a UFO?"

He rushed to his pickup truck, slammed on the gas, and yelled, "Let's go check it out right away!!"

Just then, the space directly in front of the car suddenly distorted without warning, and then a small black hole appeared.

! !

The farmer, who was so frightened that he jumped up and his car went straight up in a cold sweat, slammed on the brakes to prevent the car from lurching forward and crashing into the black hole!

A tall and imposing figure emerged from it, and the black hole collapsed and disappeared in the next second, the distorted and restored space causing a strong wind.

The middle-aged man who popped his head out of the car window was blinded by the sudden strong wind. When his vision returned, he saw that there was only a tall young man in front of him. He breathed a sigh of relief and shouted, "Damn it, who are you, kid! Were you the one who caused that thing in the sky just now?"

Upon arriving, Johnson, hands in his pockets, admired the picturesque plains before him. Hearing the shouts and curses behind him, he turned around.

The grumpy farmer, dressed in a plaid shirt and overalls, had already reached for a hunting rifle, slammed the car door shut, jumped out of the pickup truck, and pointed the gun at Johnson with wary eyes.

Chapter 234 Isn't Earth a low-level planet?

The more he looked at the scene, the more familiar it seemed. Qiao Sen felt as if long-forgotten famous scenes from his memory were suddenly attacking him.

Then, reflecting on the world he had come to, he suddenly realized.

Isn't this the "weakling" uncle from which the famous meme originated?

It turns out that I've come to the timeline at the beginning of the Dragon Ball Z era.

—This point? We're pretty lucky.

Glancing at the lingering dust in the distance, Qiao Sen smiled and raised his hand, bending the barrel of the shotgun in the weak uncle's hand before he could react.

"Uncle, don't be so short-tempered!"

farmer:!!!

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