A Bizarre Adventure Starting with One-Punch Man

This guy...

They actually floated all the way up here!

Having superpowers is amazing!!

The old man roared inwardly, but when Qiao Sen approached, he greeted him with a forced smile: "Oh, it's Mr. Qiao Sen. Don't you have to go to work during the day? What brings you here to loiter?"

Johnson: ...

What's wrong? Has the old man taken some kind of poison?

Why are you speaking so sarcastically so early in the morning?

You weren't like this yesterday when you were drinking with your arm around my shoulder!

Alright, I need your help, so I won't bother with you, you old codger!

Upon landing, Johnson snapped his fingers, releasing two tea gift boxes from the fantasy card and placing them in his hand.

Anyway, he's thick-skinned. He chuckled and presented the gift, saying, "I apologize for the intrusion, but I have a small matter I'd like to ask the master for help with."

"Ok?"

Bang glanced at the gift box and recalled the price he'd seen in the store—how many zeros was it again?

His expression softened slightly, and he naturally accepted the gift, leading Qiao Sen inside while promising, "What is it? Just tell me, and I will do my best to help!"

"Thank you in advance, Master!"

As he passed through the martial arts arena in the courtyard, Qiao Sen came face to face with a white-haired boy with a cold expression.

Hey, isn't that Hungry Wolf?

Haven't seen you for a few days, and you've gotten so sluggish... wait, are you leveling up?

Upon seeing the naive, teenage version of Garou, a wicked sense of amusement suddenly arose in someone's heart.

The moment their eyes met, telekinesis was activated!

The young wolf shuddered, feeling a heavy pressure pressing on his chest. When he came to his senses, the newcomer and the old man had already entered the dojo, and he hadn't even seen the other person's face clearly.

Is it that person?

The hungry wolf clutched its chest and gasped for breath, its innate intuition immediately discerning the truth.

For a moment, I felt like my teeth were about to break.

Damn that guy!

……

Chapter 14 Special Training at the Dojo

"Huh? What do you mean by asking me to help you cultivate?" The old man quickly shook his head, trying to banish the strange thoughts from his mind as a series of erotic images inexplicably surfaced in his head.

What a bizarre argument!

Although the old man was puzzled, he skillfully adopted the posture of a master, slowly drank a cup of hot tea, and then spoke, "If you want to learn martial arts, according to the rules of the dojo, you have to pay tuition first."

"Martial arts? Who told you I was going to practice martial arts?"

Banggu:…

Seeing that the old man was about to glare at him, Johnson quickly said, "I recently mastered a new superpower, so I took a day off and would like to ask the master to give me some special training."

Bang sighed after hearing this.

Starting today, I hate superpowers.

But what can I do? I've already accepted all the gifts!

Bang sized up the sunny-faced Johnson, recalling the scene of the guy punching the testing machine to pieces, and quickly warned him, "Let me make this clear, I'm not going to practice your electric superpower with you!"

"Ah, this?" Johnson opened his hand, a burst of lightning erupting from it, which he then casually extinguished. "Don't worry, this is a brand new ability!"

Banggu:…

What does "brat" mean? Is it a show of force?

The old man sighed inwardly, feeling increasingly that the possibility of taking on a disciple was even more remote.

Yeah, with so many weird and wonderful superpowers, it would be a miracle if this kid were interested in martial arts!

……

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

An astonishing muffled sound came from the back mountain, and even the ground of the dojo shook.

Feeling the tremors that kept coming from beneath their feet, the disciples of the Flowing Water Dojo were already numb.

Is it really possible for humans to create such terrifying sounds during their spiritual practice?

The realm of a master is indeed beyond the reach of us mere mortals!

Amidst the crowd, the hungry wolf let out a soft snort.

Those annoying guys will get what they deserve someday...

The camera zooms out to the back of the temple.

bang——

Without the obstruction of the mountain peaks, the dull thuds turned into terrifying explosions!

Two incredibly fast figures chased each other across the ground and sky, occasionally intersecting and entangled.

The loud noise heard in the dojo was the sound of the two fighting.

Johnson was sent flying backwards, but managed to steady himself in mid-air. His bare upper body was covered in sweat, and the AT field in front of him shattered and dissipated like a mirage. Even he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat: "Hey, hey, hey, a punch like that would be fatal, wouldn't it? Old man, are you serious?!"

"You only ask the master for help, and the old man for nothing, right?"

On the ground, Bang stretched his neck, took off his shirt and threw it aside, revealing his inhumanly strong and muscular body, and complained, "You brat, your weird force field superpower hurts a lot when it hits you!"

Johnson's lips twitched: "Didn't you tell me to push harder? We agreed on training, not a life-or-death struggle!"

"Heh..." Bang grinned wickedly, as if a seal within him had been broken. "How can it be considered cultivation if it's not a life-or-death struggle? Take this! Teeth and Fingers!"

The old man leaped thirty meters into the air, a dangerously sharp intent emanating from his thrusting finger strike!

"I rely on!"

The flow of time suddenly slowed down, and the Absolute Domain unfolded to block the oncoming attack. The barrier formed by the soul matter fluctuated violently, almost reaching its limit.

Before he could catch his breath, a relentless, torrent-like offensive followed, occasionally concealing a devastating blow.

Bang bang bang!

The barrier formed by the Absolute Domain almost collapsed under the mercury-like onslaught, and Qiao Sen, who could only barely maintain it, was beaten to the point of near death by the old man's underhanded tricks.

However, pain and pleasure are equivalent.

The more beatings he gets, the faster his AT field proficiency increases, and the better his control becomes. The longer he can withstand the attacks of that old man at full power.

……

Holding a cup of hot tea, Bangu chuckled and remarked, "When you get old, you really should exercise more." A straight plume of white steam escaped his mouth, and he looked as if he had just stepped out of a bathhouse, his expression one of utter contentment.

"Ha ha……"

Qiao Sen, who volunteered to be a punching bag for a day, uttered the voice of a great injustice.

That old geezer, he got carried away and started hitting me without thinking.

However, there were still some gains.

[Fantasy Card: Instantaneous Movement]

[Card Type: Ability Card]

Rarity: SR

[Introduction: Footwork techniques for the Flowing Water Rock Shattering Fist.]

【Effect 1: Instant Step】

Using a special footwork technique, they moved with a fluid and swift movement, as smooth as flowing water.

Qiao Sen calmly studied the purple card in his hand.

Ding! Wool +1

Ok?

Bang's smile suddenly froze, and in the blink of an eye, that familiar scent emanated from Johnson again, causing his heart to skip a beat.

Could that brat have stolen some of my past knowledge again?

You haven't formally become an apprentice yet!

……